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me vs dogs
Barking louder at dogs to show them
when the real boss.
fuck yeah
when the real boss.
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#17
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timbittwo (08/22/2012) [+]
(10 replies)
Storytime motherfuckers!
I was walking home from a concert through a park and a rabid dog started chasing me. I ran to a playground and went up it(Because castles are cool and shit.). First I tried reasoning with the dog, nope; wouldn't stop barking. I threatened to kill it with my knife... Nope.
So I started yelling, as loud as I fucking could. Battlecries. Eventually the dog submitted and ran away back to his home.
I'm sure the whole neighbourhood appreciated the 1:00 wakeup call.
I was walking home from a concert through a park and a rabid dog started chasing me. I ran to a playground and went up it(Because castles are cool and shit.). First I tried reasoning with the dog, nope; wouldn't stop barking. I threatened to kill it with my knife... Nope.
So I started yelling, as loud as I fucking could. Battlecries. Eventually the dog submitted and ran away back to his home.
I'm sure the whole neighbourhood appreciated the 1:00 wakeup call.
#20 to #19
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timbittwo (08/22/2012) [-] K.
I was walking home from a concert through a park and a rabid dog started chasing me. I ran to a playground and went up it(Because castles are cool and shit.). First I tried reasoning with the dog, nope; wouldn't stop barking. I threatened to kill it with my knife... Nope.
So I started yelling, as loud as I fucking could. Battlecries. Eventually the dog submitted and ran away back to his home.
I'm sure the whole neighbourhood appreciated the 1:00 wakeup call.
I was walking home from a concert through a park and a rabid dog started chasing me. I ran to a playground and went up it(Because castles are cool and shit.). First I tried reasoning with the dog, nope; wouldn't stop barking. I threatened to kill it with my knife... Nope.
So I started yelling, as loud as I fucking could. Battlecries. Eventually the dog submitted and ran away back to his home.
I'm sure the whole neighbourhood appreciated the 1:00 wakeup call.
#82
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turtlepoop (08/22/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
> walking down road
> Stupid Yorkshire terriers in a window
> He starts barking at me
> I bark back
> Looks at me like "Wtf?"
> turn around to walk away like a boss
> Old lady with downs syndrome says "Nice doggy" and walks off
> MFW she thought i was a dog
> Stupid Yorkshire terriers in a window
> He starts barking at me
> I bark back
> Looks at me like "Wtf?"
> turn around to walk away like a boss
> Old lady with downs syndrome says "Nice doggy" and walks off
> MFW she thought i was a dog
#53
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randombrony (08/22/2012) [-] I actually did this once, barking as loud as I could over a fence, and then the owner walked out and gave me the stare of death.
#8
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eonsmashface (08/22/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>Watching TV.
>hear dog bark, figure a car drove by.
> dog suddenly get's quiet as something is shouting louder.
> some dumb ass is barking at my dog.
>what the fuck why.
> Facepalm.jpeg.
>hear dog bark, figure a car drove by.
> dog suddenly get's quiet as something is shouting louder.
> some dumb ass is barking at my dog.
>what the fuck why.
> Facepalm.jpeg.
#74
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connorjay ONLINE (08/22/2012) [-] My dad got a cat last year, around January, and I spent a few days with it alone. Perhaps 5.
When my dad finally arrived home, I had a horrific cold and had to go back to my mothers.
Within 45 minutes I felt fine, and deducted I'm now allergic to cats.
I told my dad and his exact words were "Well.. I'm not getting rid of the cat".
When my dad finally arrived home, I had a horrific cold and had to go back to my mothers.
Within 45 minutes I felt fine, and deducted I'm now allergic to cats.
I told my dad and his exact words were "Well.. I'm not getting rid of the cat".
#114
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N. Korean citizen (08/22/2012) [-]
...when you are teaching a dog and you want to tell it no, here are some simple rules to follow. You cannot yell it. This often makes the dog think you are barking, as the dog doesn't speak English. You have to say it sharply. You can't be like,"nooooooooooo." You have to make it a quick no. When you are giving a dog commands you have to keep your voice neutral as you do it. Don't sound angry or happy until the dog obeys or disobeys. Finally, when you want to teach the dog a trick don't spend an hour at a time on it. Dogs can't generally focus on something for an hour. Instead teach the dog for 20 minutes or so at one time. Give the dog a rest, let it get back to sniffing other dogs asses. This is my advice to you.
#111
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overrustled (08/22/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
> have rottie and retriever.
>3:00 in the morning
>let them out for the bathroom
> people next door breed dogs, they have like 5
>go up to bed
>work at 7:00
> all dogs start barking
> fuck
> start barking out window to shut them up
> start barking and howling louder
> chase dogs around yard for a long time
> finally catch my dogs
> head to bed but it's hard to sleep
> finally fall asleep
>alarm wakes me up 30 seconds later
>3:00 in the morning
>let them out for the bathroom
> people next door breed dogs, they have like 5
>go up to bed
>work at 7:00
> all dogs start barking
> fuck
> start barking out window to shut them up
> start barking and howling louder
> chase dogs around yard for a long time
> finally catch my dogs
> head to bed but it's hard to sleep
> finally fall asleep
>alarm wakes me up 30 seconds later
#103
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chaosbrae (08/22/2012) [-] You think that works, but you're just giving them cause fro retaliation...
#6
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killermuffin (08/22/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
**killermuffin rolled a random image posted in comment #702292 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
>Be 2 A.M.
>Dog barking loud as fuck
> 45 minutes go by
>Dog still barking
>I get fed up with it
>I open my door
>Me and my neighbor both scream "SHUT YOUR DAMN DOG UP!"
>Awesome neighbor is awesome
MFW (pic probably not related)
>Be 2 A.M.
>Dog barking loud as fuck
> 45 minutes go by
>Dog still barking
>I get fed up with it
>I open my door
>Me and my neighbor both scream "SHUT YOUR DAMN DOG UP!"
>Awesome neighbor is awesome
MFW (pic probably not related)
#138
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N. Korean citizen (08/22/2012) [-] dogs sniffs my butt I vacuum his ass... show him who's boss
