Horny

Give me your number and I can change that....FOREVER

shit ianosity i only just got that comic out of my head


No sleep for me tonight

Well... a dead demon possessed girl is better than no girl.
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FUCK as soon as I saw that comic I flipped shit and closed out of chrome. Didn't need sleep.

Alrighty then

I haven't.... but I'm a girl so that might be probable reason as to why that has never happened.

Here's a pic. I don't know why you waned a pic though, you didn't even specify...

8/10 Would bang.

... Is that some kind of Soviet soda?

Yeah! I got it at Top Foods! It's called Leninade and it tastes like cherry 7up. It's my favorite.

Now I'm actually curious as to what you look like whereas I didn't give a fuck before.

I have a pic from 7th grade and I did a duck face as a joke to my friend but it's the only picture I have and I haven't changed much. I look like a fucking prick.

I hate when you look back on photos/memories of yourself from middle school or so and you just think..."I was such a douche.."

Seriously though. I always look at younger kids and I think "Goddamn, they're annoying. Why can't kids be like we were." And then I look back....

How long ago was 7th grade?

Not long. I'm a sophmore.

Australian = Don't know wtf that means. We just go into high school starting year 8, finish year 12 and get out of school, haha.

Oh, ha. I started year 9. I'll give you a list for future reference:D
Freshman-year 9
Sophmore-year 10
Junior-year 11
Senior-year 12

That'll come in handy when I watch American movies, haha.

Cheddar-bacon popcorn?
Where the fuck do I buy this magical thing?

Top Foods or online. I first heard about it on Think Geek:) They have Baconaise (bacon spread) and bacon salt!

My bad anon. I'll completely disregard my gender and become asexual so I don't make people on the internet uncomfortable.

You can't be a girl, their aren't any girls on the internet

10/10

american psycho

Made for /b/, applies here I suppose.

Nope. I've been friend zoned by every single girl in my school, i'm so beta, its terrible....
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Cat

wat r u doing

cat

STAHP

I don't get any texts at all. From anyone.

I had it happen to me twice, and both times, I tried acting like a gentlemen, by saying I'd wait for marriage. I got friendzoned SO hard after that...

If a girl texts this to you, don't try and act noble, they're not looking for a knight in shining armour, no, that's for fat girls who think too much about relationships. Just try and keep things as entertaining and hot as possible.

I don't even have a girl on my phone

I'm going in dry to punish you for your shameful act.

*totally

I wonder how many people actually caught that beautiful display of slymotherfuckery.

YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY.

You sly motherfucker.

I'll add some too.

I have a lot more. I can dump them all if you want

In response to anonymous! Holy shit that rhymed.

"He forced loved me your honor"

mother of god waht is this, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!

I'm no MLP fan, but that was adorable...

Whenever I see one of these "go ahead, call the cops" pictures, I automatically get this stuck in my head. I just can't help it.