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Fuck me right
Uploaded by: tobehonestimissyou
Sorry about any spelling errors 
Hello Funnyfunk, This really did happen to me, i' m not being butt hurt, i' m just in a shitty place, you guys have
always been my family and helped me get through tough times. I' m hoping you guys can help again, Thank
you brothers and sisters.
a cute girl easily IO/ IO
crush en here for months
without tweeks ago we have sex
protection but it must have broke
days later.
out she is Pregnant
the bed, absolutely terrified.
talk for ages and decide we will keep it
work Full time Time doing Monday to Saturday.
aren' t going to earn enough.
Get second evening job werrel: ing at Mcdonalds.
new i' m from then get roughly 4 hours sleep a night.
Will do this for her and my child.
to bank get out mortgage en a 2 bedroom flat using my savings from the last year.
Live together.
Eeverything is good, aside from i' m tired as hell
AOUT OF THE FUCKING BLUE
I' m Sorry Dem i can' t do this"
me, Doesn' t tell me she is having an abortion.
out few days later.
sitting in my Empty flat, No future, No girlfriend, did everything i fucking could for her.
I Got friendzoned after givng everything up in my life and giving her everything for doing what' s right.
I: rast: Ina ! instill
HIGH ME. RIGHT?
always been my family and helped me get through tough times. I' m hoping you guys can help again, Thank
you brothers and sisters.
a cute girl easily IO/ IO
crush en here for months
without tweeks ago we have sex
protection but it must have broke
days later.
out she is Pregnant
the bed, absolutely terrified.
talk for ages and decide we will keep it
work Full time Time doing Monday to Saturday.
aren' t going to earn enough.
Get second evening job werrel: ing at Mcdonalds.
new i' m from then get roughly 4 hours sleep a night.
Will do this for her and my child.
to bank get out mortgage en a 2 bedroom flat using my savings from the last year.
Live together.
Eeverything is good, aside from i' m tired as hell
AOUT OF THE FUCKING BLUE
I' m Sorry Dem i can' t do this"
me, Doesn' t tell me she is having an abortion.
out few days later.
sitting in my Empty flat, No future, No girlfriend, did everything i fucking could for her.
I Got friendzoned after givng everything up in my life and giving her everything for doing what' s right.
I: rast: Ina ! instill
HIGH ME. RIGHT?
...
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#45
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BlahDude (08/22/2012) [+]
(9 replies)
Hey, OP. Listen.
What you did was great. You made a hard choice, keeping the baby, and you brilliantly accepted the responsibility that came with that choice. Amazing.
Now, it seems that you've lost everything, that you gave up your future for the future of this child, and now it's gone. Let me tell you:
No act of good is ever wasted.
I'm not gonna tell you that you're gonna get rewarded in the afterlife for your deeds. That's up to your own belief. But I am gonna tell you that, for the great thing you did, you've grown as a person. You've grown better, smarter, more knowledgeable about the world.
It may seem like a shit experience, but you're going to be a wiser person for it.
I'm sorry you had to go through it though, but you were a strong guy throughout the pregnancy, you've proven that you have the strength to get through this time.
Now one last thing. One last thing that I ask of you OP.
Try to show some sympathy for your ex.
I know, what she did to you was terrible, and I'm not trying to justify it. What she did was wrong. She does deserve your hatred.
But just because she deserves it, doesn't mean you have to give it to her. I'm not going to pretend I know what was going on in her brain, but I can make a good guess.
Women are biologically more emotional than men, especially when it comes to children. Despite everything you did for her, she still would've been very frightened of the whole situation, scared if she was able to take care of a baby, scared that she was getting into this way too young. And human beings can act very irrationally and selfishly when scared.
I know she screwed you over, and you have every right to be mad at her. But also try to show some understanding to her.
You've got a future man. It may be hard to take back, but you still have it. And I can see, a hard working, strong willed person such as yourself should be able to pull themselves back on track.
I got faith in you, man :)
<-- gif for your new bachelorhood :D
What you did was great. You made a hard choice, keeping the baby, and you brilliantly accepted the responsibility that came with that choice. Amazing.
Now, it seems that you've lost everything, that you gave up your future for the future of this child, and now it's gone. Let me tell you:
No act of good is ever wasted.
I'm not gonna tell you that you're gonna get rewarded in the afterlife for your deeds. That's up to your own belief. But I am gonna tell you that, for the great thing you did, you've grown as a person. You've grown better, smarter, more knowledgeable about the world.
It may seem like a shit experience, but you're going to be a wiser person for it.
I'm sorry you had to go through it though, but you were a strong guy throughout the pregnancy, you've proven that you have the strength to get through this time.
Now one last thing. One last thing that I ask of you OP.
Try to show some sympathy for your ex.
I know, what she did to you was terrible, and I'm not trying to justify it. What she did was wrong. She does deserve your hatred.
But just because she deserves it, doesn't mean you have to give it to her. I'm not going to pretend I know what was going on in her brain, but I can make a good guess.
Women are biologically more emotional than men, especially when it comes to children. Despite everything you did for her, she still would've been very frightened of the whole situation, scared if she was able to take care of a baby, scared that she was getting into this way too young. And human beings can act very irrationally and selfishly when scared.
I know she screwed you over, and you have every right to be mad at her. But also try to show some understanding to her.
You've got a future man. It may be hard to take back, but you still have it. And I can see, a hard working, strong willed person such as yourself should be able to pull themselves back on track.
I got faith in you, man :)
<-- gif for your new bachelorhood :D
#108
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gwlk (08/22/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
I've had a good day, so I'll leave my utter hatred and disgust for th human race at the door.
Bascially, what I'm hearing is, you had the initiative to work two jobs.
You have what it takes to be an excellent father and a great dad.
Now here's the part where I bring my disgust back.
I don't care how much you loved her, you sound way too good for her. You sound like you have the potential to be a great man.
No, fuck that.
You are a fucking great man.
If and when you finally do have children with someone who realizes this, don't fret. Anyone would be lucky to have you as a dad.
Bascially, what I'm hearing is, you had the initiative to work two jobs.
You have what it takes to be an excellent father and a great dad.
Now here's the part where I bring my disgust back.
I don't care how much you loved her, you sound way too good for her. You sound like you have the potential to be a great man.
No, fuck that.
You are a fucking great man.
If and when you finally do have children with someone who realizes this, don't fret. Anyone would be lucky to have you as a dad.
#237
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bimbolas (08/22/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
-Bachelor pad
-Extra money
-No baby BS
-You're 19, your life hasn't even fucking started
Looks to me what you got is a handful of opportunities my friend. Fuck her, she lost a good man, I'd go gay for you bro.
-Extra money
-No baby BS
-You're 19, your life hasn't even fucking started
Looks to me what you got is a handful of opportunities my friend. Fuck her, she lost a good man, I'd go gay for you bro.
So you're 19, you earn a fair bit of money, you can now quit that shitty macca's job, you know have
a job earning you good money
your own place
bitches love guys with their own place
fuck that bitch dont even be sad about her, if she didnt love you enough to stay with you, then you have not lost a damn thing my friend, why cry when you lose someone who doesnt like you? while as she lost a caring, sweet guy that tried his hardest to provide for her and his expectant baby, she will regret it, dont worry, and hey, id go fucking shirt off my back gay for you
a job earning you good money
your own place
bitches love guys with their own place
fuck that bitch dont even be sad about her, if she didnt love you enough to stay with you, then you have not lost a damn thing my friend, why cry when you lose someone who doesnt like you? while as she lost a caring, sweet guy that tried his hardest to provide for her and his expectant baby, she will regret it, dont worry, and hey, id go fucking shirt off my back gay for you
#248
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kikomiaa (08/22/2012) [-]
>6 weeks ago had sex
> few days later
> find out she is 7 weeks pregnant
.................I didn't know you were the Doctor OP....
> few days later
> find out she is 7 weeks pregnant
.................I didn't know you were the Doctor OP....
#221
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yourmomsfuckbuddy (08/22/2012) [-]
have your own place
got cash
no baby bs
still got a future
PLUS you get to go crazy at McDonalds and quit
not as bad as advertised
got cash
no baby bs
still got a future
PLUS you get to go crazy at McDonalds and quit
not as bad as advertised
You're probably more of a man than most of the guys on here.
Including me.
Takes some guts to do that.
Takes a lot of balls.
I like your balls.
Including me.
Takes some guts to do that.
Takes a lot of balls.
I like your balls.
...
Seeing this makes me think you would have made a great dad.
Seeing this makes me think you would have made a great dad.
#8
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hazardman (08/21/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
You just can't do right by some women. Just keep in mind that you actually gave a fuck, when many people would have been scum about it. One day you'll find a woman who deserves everything you will do for her, but for now, just keep in mind that you are more of a man then many people twice your age will ever be.
Also, keep that "person" out of your life. Put as much distance between you and her as possible. She doesn't deserve to have kick ass people in her life.
And just to lighten the mood, have this picture of this cute Asian chick.
Also, keep that "person" out of your life. Put as much distance between you and her as possible. She doesn't deserve to have kick ass people in her life.
And just to lighten the mood, have this picture of this cute Asian chick.
>19
>Keep second job
>Pay off mortgage
>Buy yourself some nice things
>Buy more nice things
>Meet someone new
>Buy them nice things
>Quite second job
>Life the good life
>Keep second job
>Pay off mortgage
>Buy yourself some nice things
>Buy more nice things
>Meet someone new
>Buy them nice things
>Quite second job
>Life the good life
#266
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ilickrainbows (08/22/2012) [-]
I have the biggest feel right now. Have a high-five for doing something most guys don't have the balls to do.
#187
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mrastrozombie (08/22/2012) [-]
Cheer up, OP. Now that you have your own crib and a job, you'll find a new girl, one that wont screw you over like that. The heartbreak will diminish over time. Girls love guys that do the kind of shit that you did. A tip for next time, though, make sure she's on birth control as well. I reward you with this funny gif for reading this bullshit I just typed.
#95
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N. Korean citizen (08/22/2012) [-]
Have sex 6 weeks ago, find out she's 7 weeks pregnant...Seems Legit