Fucking Genius

... and you know exactly what happened, how?

i thought people always told the truth on the internet :(

He was the burglar.

cause as we all know laser sights come from the pipe and are visible all the way to the end

They might not think that quickly though. They might just see someone pointing what appears to be a gun at them, and open fire.

at the dog :P

It probably differs in various parts of the world, or even in various parts of countries, but in the area I live, many of the cops are ex military, so I'd imagine something that looks like a gun being raised at them would trigger the "shoot till it's dead" instinct.

a gun with a leash coming out of it, pointed at a dog

You may be giving them a bit too much credit as too their intelligence...

perhaps

Awards.

put orange ring on a real gun

profit?

Even putting a orange ring around it, I am sure people will call the cops about the guy walking down the street with the gun. People as a whole are pretty damn stupid.

**parralax rolled a random image posted in comment #11270 at Ponyville **With love and tolerance, gently.

Cops can't just shoot someone.

Ok Anon, whatever you say.

They cant just shoot you.

Are you fucking serious right now?
Have you heard all those stories?

Kid playing paintball in the woods with his family, shot down by a cop because the cop thought it was a real gun.

Kid running around with toy gun, shot down by cop.

They will shoot you if they see a object resembling a gun.

Uhh. No. They have to tell you to put it down, and if you dont listen they shoot. If you point ANYTHING similar to a gun at them they can shoot you. They dont walk around WANTING to shoot someone. They cant just see you down the street with a fake gun and shoot you. They give you multiple warnings before they shoot.

Well, the object of this product is to make it look like you're pointing a gun to the dog.
So, technically, you are pointing it.

And cops do not give warnings if they feel like you are a threat.

You have to point it at THEM. Not just anything.

AND they dont shoot to kill. They shoot to mame.

Thats bullshit, ask any cop or solider. You don't shoot to injure, you shoot to stop the threat, which 9 out of 10 times is death.

Oh my fucking god we arnt talking about WAR you dumbass. You dont fucking shoot them in the head. You guys are fucking clueless. It really is like fighting with 12 year olds.

He didn't just say Soldier dipshit.
He said COP or soldier.

And asking a soldier doesnt matter in the slightest bit in this argument.

Unless shot at first, a cop is not aiming to kill. They are not out to kill everyone.

All you assholes think that cops are terrible. Well you know what, when your getting mugged, or a gun is pointed at you, or your being robbed who do you call? The cops. They are there to help you. But you guys give them no fucking respect. You blow up isolated incidents and talk about it like its what happens normally.

Going to tell you a secret right now. Legally they cant just shoot someone. You have a legal right to open carry a gun. Now a cop might STILL shoot you but so might some asshole robbing a bank. Just because it has happened doesn't make it common place.

durr hurr I'm anonymous and I can't accept the fact that maybe just maybe xxhunterxx had the same idea as commenter #4.

**chezburgadominator rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Rice ** anon thumbed me down D:

Oh well.

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You don't deserve to know who if you don't already.

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inb4 overused omfg dubs gif.

congrats on your dubs, anyone who says that it's easy is just jealous.

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Close enough.