Scene Bitch

THE NUMBERS MASON WHAT DO THEY MEAN???

One time a saw girl who blended so many colors in her hair that i can only describe it as when you eat skittles for a while and you spit that grey swirly stuff into the sink. It seriously looked like that.

Do you even lift?

that is the scariest fucking thing i have ever seen in my entire life

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

reminded me of the resolution to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back , where they track down internet trolls. Felicitations to you sir!

Please, kill yourself.

Did he just kill himself?

No, he's killing Jared Leto... I must find this film!

American Psycho.

wow he looks really different now. it doesn't even look like him!

*Yo, I haven't....bitch




sounds more like Jesse

BETCH*

More accurate spelling.

I did math just to thumb you down
and I fucking hate math

anon
wat r u doin
anon
staph

Quit Using my name

staph

he staph
friendlysniff
stahp that
stahp!

funmanigro
staph usin my name.
or else ill.. ill.. idrk

tell SenorButtPlug he'll know what to do

Idrk ! I summon you!

POP POP POP WATCHIN' MOTHA FUKAZ DROP!

I have had your infection 2 times my friend. And i had your sister MRCA, she was really pussy

i lift 25 lbs fite me irl faget

>mfw

I think you are the bitch in the content and you came to funnyjunk just to say that.

*fwoosh*

lmao at anons just shut your whore mouth

He looks like Moose from Step Up... He probably gets laid a fair bit.

I think you're forgetting about hot topic

I don't know who made it but you have my thumb good Sir

her face when


Or you could just ignore her like a normal person lmao

Here's her Page, everybody.

www.facebook.com/MorghannMassacree

Slap her shit up.

Pic unrelated.

That's her fan page. Her REAL Facebook:

www.facebook.com/Neonnnn

AND ANOTHER: www.facebook.com/NeonPlus

Just so you guys know, she REALLY hates when you call her scene/emo. You know what to do.

Y'know, i didn't see her as an attention whore just yet, but then i saw this

I have a sudden urge to go to Winsconsin, Take her into an alley and strangle the shit out of her. She is by far the worst human being in the world.

Our great grandsons will write songs and tales of what you did.
You're presence honors us.

Your*

WHY

WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE FUCKING POKEMON ON HER PAGE.

I DUNNO BUT I ALSO ENJOY FUCKING POKEMON

I FUCKING LOVE POKEMON LOVE IT I TELL YA!! BUT SHE DOESN'T LIKE A PERSON WHO PLAYS POKEMON SHE LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THIS "IM SUCH A NERD LOLOLOLO PIKACHU CALL OF DUTY LOLOLOLO". THAT SHIT RUSTLES MY JIMMIES MAN.

it looks like she is thinking "no daddy, i dont wanna keep colouring"

Updat pls

But... I wear snapbacks. :c

Well done broseph, well done. Keep us updated!

Wow, what a self-obsessed bitch

All you are doing is giving her the attention she wants.

I wonder what her reply was.

no reply yet

You're really hardcore, anon.

quick post as anonymous so no one will hate you

But, you don't even know him!

You can, just you need to eliminate them from real life first.

but then they become martyrs

What? one hundred years ago, she would be thought of as being crazy, but she would not be burnt at the stake. Try four hundred years ago. Twenty years ago there were plenty of lesbos running around.

Yeah, I should've been more accurate in my numbers. My bad.

poemspamminganon...

we meet again...

Hello fudgecrow. How are you?

I could be worse.

Everyone could.

I could see why you would make the mistake, because sometimes I'll forget that we're in the 2010's, not the 2000's, so I'll say twenty years ago when I actually mean 30 years ago.

And 70 years ago he would've been burned in an oven :D

Lol that's 25 miles from my house.

Get your paintball gun and spray red paint on her

She'd probably just try to pass it off as a new style

But it'd still hurt

Trust me, having paintballs shot at you from a meter distance, is far from pleasant.
And that was when the guns were changed for close distances

just go with airsoft

Why not both?

you know what to do

and the emoticon at the end didnt help

you called?

oh good im glad someone else thinks she looks like a guy i was starting to get worried

Dat relevant roll

Yeah, but I don't care for her existence.

thumb 4 u XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I hope you fucking die.

Err.. What exactly is your problem? I don't see why I deserved - 18 thumbs.

Respectable. Still don't like her existance though

What....is that?

but...that would just...that would go on forever...or atleast until someone moved the small block or something.

I'm old Gregg.