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FUCK YEA

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that should be in next compilation, you say?

i agree.



you say?

"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old given her father's age, and entered the house. Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal.

Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.

He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest."

"Well, that's pretty pathetic," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the large rock, walked over to the window and threw it out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2:Rock tied to left testicle." In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope was already getting close to the end. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."

EPIC RAGE GUY TO THAT MAN .
YOU SIR HAVE WON ALL THE INTERNETZ THAT THE GODS GAVE ME.
USE THEM WELL.

yay internetz! thx much! :D

you should make it into a comic, i bet that you'll get to the Front Page

workin on that for another joke right now, but maybe this one later.

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/404772/Johnny+learns+politics/

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/404757/Balls+To+The+Face/

omg mondo! *girly shriek*

mondo you say?

mondo say hi

you're comment is like a cameo in marvel movies

agreed :D

i just lol'd in iron man 2 when stan lee appears as larry king

Yus, it shall be called, question guy. :3, or you say guy, either way its he's awesome ^^

smells good.

Kinda the point, you say?

thats the point stupid so he gets sbs lol(suprise but secs)

IT'S A TRAAAAAAAAP!!!!!

Fuck, I wasnt logged in >.<

I like that idea. :D

Yeah, because those tinychat rooms are dull... I think if there was a chatroom for funnyjunk it would be awesome! Though we will have to come up with more meme's....

Eh, a lot of people are trying to come up with new memes all the time. Don't think it'll be a problem.

Yes, but I think that for a chatroom to work properly here, there would have to be more than one room. I'd say... 10 chat rooms, every 10 ranks (Since designer said he is eventually going to increase the ranks to 99). you gain the ability to enter better chatrooms. Would keep the troll problems under control and away from the hard working high ranks =D and some sort of banning system. Maybe a warning system, if a user in the chatroom gets too many warns from the other chatroom members, say... warns from 30% chatroom people, you get temporarily banned, for maybe 3 hours?... If one is banned too many times, they get banned for longer periods of time, such as 24 hours and more if needed. Sorry, I just have been thinking about this for a while.

Haha, I can tell. It's a good idea though.

YO DESIGNER, YOU GETTING ANY OF THIS?

I love your name as well as the movie Gladiator.

i feel your pain

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if you liked lemon party youll like this +o(