Life as a Dick. quite sad. It ain' t easy Being a dick We got a head I Can' t think with An eye I can' t See out of I have to hang around with two nuts all the  Life as a Dick

Life as a Dick

quite sad

Tags: Life | as | a | Dick
It ain' t easy
Being a dick
We got a head I
Can' t think with
An eye I can' t
See out of
I have to hang
around with two
nuts all the time
My closest neighbor
is a real asshole
My Best friend
is a pussy
iill,
and every time I get
excited I throw up!
and worst of all my owner Beats me!
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Submitted: 05/05/2010
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User avatar #44 - HighBadger (05/06/2010) [-]
Looks like...
*puts on glasses*
his neighbors full of **** !
User avatar #28 - ZombieSmile (05/06/2010) [-]
Complaining about his life? We all have problems man, why the **** you want to tell us?

You ******* dickhead.
User avatar #1 - Spooge (05/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Life is like a dick; sometimes it gets hard for no reason.
User avatar #13 - babs (05/06/2010) [-]
but he stands up for the ladies :)
User avatar #46 - crazyanimal ONLINE (05/06/2010) [-]
my owner puts a plastic bag over my head and shoves me in a wet hole until i throw up.
#6 - duggalo (05/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
it seems so sad must be an emo kids dick
User avatar #23 - DisgruntledTomato (05/06/2010) [+] (2 replies)
My owner covers me in a plastic bag once a week and shoves me in a dark cave then makes me throw up
User avatar #33 - leesa (05/06/2010) [+] (3 replies)
My owner puts me in a bag and beats me till I throw up!
User avatar #36 to #34 - TheElectricCat (05/06/2010) [-]
wait.....your a girl....right ?
User avatar #5 - cystemic (05/06/2010) [-]
aaaaw, poor squidward, let me play you a song on the world's smallest violin
*sad music plays*
MR KRABS THIS IS SERIOUS!
I know, this really is the world's smallest violin *zooms in on microscopic violin*
User avatar #37 - Yakko (05/06/2010) [-]
My penis is all I think with
User avatar #22 - tmbchowder (05/06/2010) [-]
a cat, dog ans a penis were standing around talking
the cat says "my life is horrible, my owner makes me piss and **** in sand". the dog says" oh ya, my owner makes me piss in a fire hydrant.
the penis says" thats nothing, my owner puts a bag over my face and do push-ups till i throw up".
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User avatar #55 - Knuckles (05/06/2010) [-]
Well my owner once went to google and typed "blue waffle", then he began beating me for 2 hours. :(
User avatar #30 - LouBitgood (05/06/2010) [-]
My owner puts me in a monsters mouth, who tries to swallow me for 10 minutes before I throw up and it gives up.
#15 - Hightower (05/06/2010) [-]
How about,
"and my owner puts me in a rubber suit, shoves me into a drak wet hole, and forces me to do push-up till i puke"
User avatar #63 - LaylaLovely (05/06/2010) [-]
This is so ******* old. I thought everyone had seen this already. How'd it get to the top and not be a repost? Unless it is...
User avatar #3 - Imretared (05/05/2010) [+] (2 replies)
This is super old!!! I remember, when I was like 5, I was like "Mommy what is this"?
User avatar #2 - xshacunex (05/05/2010) [-]
life seems to suck sometimes doesnt it
User avatar #39 - doctorhax (05/06/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Repost
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#8 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (05/06/2010) [-]
LOL, I had this on my Phone as a Gif. Ages ago.
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