Condoms...

your profile says youre male...

maybe, and if so, good for him. i have no problems against gays

I had sex with a girl and then ate her out, the remnants of the banana flavor were still there.

You shouldn't have vaginal intercourse with flavored condoms. Only oral sex. This is because the "sugar" used to flavor the condoms could give the girl a yeast infection.

You should'nt use condoms under oral sex, because the one blowing you could choke to death.

what if her privates really just tasted like bananas?

You, your funny.

His funny what?

It was a statement.

*Sigh* what i was saying, is *You're. Pic related, maybe it'll help you out..

Oh didn't notice that.

well, have no fear. a grammar nazi's duty is never finished.

Nice Gif. Mind if i, have some of it?

Only the firsat half

OK, i took the first half

i can think of many more reasons why we can't have nice things.

and do you want to know exactly why we can't have nice things? BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER. you filthy whore...

**saladtongsofdeath rolled a random image posted in comment #622 at Hide and Seek ** really? that shit is bananas

Too much water can kill you too, people still drink it.

Absolutely everything in the world can kill you

Oh Really ?

drinking too much water, you can choke on anything solid, too much freaking OXYGEN can kill you (Or, it can ignite and fuck your shit up), so basically, nearly anything in the known universe can kill you under the right circumstances.

That's like saying a door can kill me, which it can't. Now if a person closes the door on my head then it kills me, but it's the person that is killing me not the door. The door is merely the instrument.

but still, they're using the door to kill you. If someone were to give you Cyanide in your drink, the poison would kill you, along with the person. The cyanide physically killed you, while the person was the one allowing the cyanide to do it's shit. In the case with the door, the door is being used to kill you, just as the cyanide was used to kill you in the other scenario. The door is still killing you, with the help of human strength and intelligence.

In the cyanide case... well I just regenerate.

nigga, are you retarded?

door is balanced on a stack of doors, stack of doors falls over. door lands on your head you're dead

In that case gravity and speed would have killed me, the door again being merely the instrument that transferred the motion that broke and/or blew up my head.

no, the door killed you.

also, the drinking too much water and the part about choking were two separate facts.

Potassium Hydroxide can be used alongside other products to make meth

related as fuck.

He's right you know

Yeah but they do from gonorrhea

He's right you know...you can still get crabs and shit from pubes

That's why you keep it shaved bro.