tragedies

Know that feel bro.

better to be single than to have a crappy relationship, trust me on this

But if your best friend sucked, why would he be your best friend?

but wouldnt 3 be "Boyfriend does" then?

Would these be any better?

PLURAL?

Why thank you good sir.

Hence.

Tell that to African kids,
or kids in Mexico,
or rocks on Mars

poor rocks

>Rolls to guess number
>guesses wrong, but dubs appear
>mfw I thumb

**novacane rolls 16** 67

not like they're vapid or anything, but it does depend on the person and their prowess regarding it. they would be considered "great" regardless of how efficiently it's performed though, that basis is conventionally established

I get it.

Wait, which one of those were big words?

Thank you anon

**novacane rolled a random image posted in comment #92 at When someone asks me if I'm a virgin ** as do I

Wait wait wait...You could still be a FAT gay black woman, with an STD. From who? You probably inherited it from your father, or that guy you met behind the dumpster on prom night 37 years ago.

You could be Precious...

.....I just realized that I had sub-consciously described the entire plot of that movie.

but but.... what if it went the other way.....

What if you got a small dick and the dumb nigger intelligence?