The bros of nature and the not bros!!

When I was a kid I used to hunt wasps with my super-soaker. I started out hunting all of the bees and wasps. The big round bees would tend to stop mid-air and hover, making them good targets. I kept a tally in a notebook of how many bees and wasps I killed. Soon none of the big bumblebees were around anymore. I felt horrible, realizing I had killed off all the bumblebees in my backyard. I stopped hunting then, feeling bad for thinking that I had single-handedly sent a species into extinction. Soon after I saw a bumblebee and was overjoyed. I saw a coulple more and felt even better. As I was watching a bumblebee a wasp swooped in out of nowhere and jumped on the bee, both went swirling to the ground. The wasp got up and flew away, the bee was dead, stung multiple times. I picked up the bumblebee and teared up a bit, I knew my mission, from that moment on all wasps must die. I continued throughout the summer killing as many wasps as I could and taking out their nests. The bumblebees began to return and never once stung me, I even was able to pet a couple of them. They're so soft and cuddly.

flies over to see what you're doing


leaves you alone and makes you delicious honey

i decree, bumblebro

FINALLY, i can use this.

Finally someone who understands!

Gif related - Dumbass Bees.

Wasps fuck your business? they are less then children when compared to a Japanese hornet. Japanese Giant Hornet (vespa mandarinia japonica)
It's the size of your thumb and it can spray flesh-melting poison. I really wish I were making that up for, you know, dramatic effect because goddamn, what a terrible thing a three-inch acid-shooting hornet would be, you know? Oh, hey, did I mention it shoots it into your eyes? Or that the poison also has a pheromone cocktail in it that'll call every hornet in the hive to come over and sting you until you are no longer alive? Think you can outrun it? It can fly 50 miles in a day. It'd be nice to say something reassuring at this point, like "Don't worry, they only live on top of really tall mountains where nobody wants to live," but no, they live all over the goddamned place, including outside Tokyo. Forty people die like that every year, each of them horribly.

the Bee looks fuzzy

okay. im just going to clear some things up
(i'm a beekeeper)

Wasps are dickheads, there evil twisted creatures who actually get a kick off stinging you.
HONEYBEE'S are amazing, they will not touch you unless you fuck with their hive or they feel like they're in mortal danger. they are the ones you get honey from

Afrcianized bee's. Other wise known as 'killer bee's' are the result of crossbreeding between the two best species of honeybee's (russian and italian honey bee's). THEY ARE PHYSCO MOTHERFUCKERS, they will fuck you up, they are MUCH worse than wasps, however, they only exist in africa and Southern USA (as well as southern america)
They look very similar to normal bee's.

Bumble bee's are okay, they will tend to sting more than honey bee's though

tl;dr?
Stay away from africanized bee's

This past week during band camp a cicada killer landed on the side of a marimba with a cicada in it's clutches. Naturally bitches start flipping shit so my director walks over and smacks the poor thing with a mallet.
MFW I look at the poor thing writhing on the ground in pain all because it wanted to eat and make a home.

huh finally a chance to use this

They have no regard for your nutrition either.

Honey badger doesn't care, Honey badger doesn't give a shit

About five years old.
See a bee fly into the wall outside my house.
Run over and try to pick up the bee to help it up.
Stings me, stinger gets pulled out, bee dies.
I forgive you little buddy bee.
Bury him in a tiny grave I dug.
Older neighbor boy says wow you're a brave boy you didn't even cry!
I felt like a man that day.
Ah, childhood.

Let me ruin your day: Africanized honey bees.

I got stung by a wasp playing paintball in the woods near my friends warehouse. I would have rather been pelted with paintballs.

at least hornets and wasps hate each other as much as we hate them