Pepper

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the world' s hottest peppers
In 1912. a scientist named Wilbur Scoville came up with the hast
for measuring pepper hotness/ spiciness/ piquancy.
Presumably, before the Scoville test, pepper heat was
measured through more subjective methods:
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The main problem with the Scoville heat test is that it does not record the
actual experience of eating a pepper. The following is a useful scale for
anyone stupid enough to actually eat peppers:
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Type of pepper Eating it feels like...
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2. 501» 5. 000 scoville units
Fucking FUCK!! My bowels
are ON .
000 Scoville units
I NEED TO PUNCH A
FUCKING COW!!!
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555, 000 - 1. 050. 000 Scoville units
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Fruits like apples are typically delicious snacks. This encourages animals to eat
the fruit and subsequently poop out the nuns seeds. Plants benefit greatly
from this - seed dispersal.
Peppers advertise themselves as bright, beautiful, tasty fruits, but punish us for
eating them. Are pepper plants just major assholes?
well. that peppers have a much
better way to travel than through our '? P-
they use bird droppings.'
Unlike mammals, birds are not affected by spiciness.
The presence of lets mammals know that they need to back the fuck
offend let birds eat their mi. This benefits pepper plants because:
1) Birds are more likely to leave pepper seeds intact while eating and
digesting peppers
2) Birds are more likely to indiscriminately shit everywhere
C) seed takes root
CIRCLE
LIFE (
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