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I SEW m ’ or THE HEW ‘WITH! BIT? MICE tait
THE NEWS
I THEWEIGHT , ROPE
MT, IT' S retail' iii' Amii NUMBER‘
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Submitted: 08/20/2012
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User avatar #8 - theavatarspupil (08/20/2012) [+] (4 replies)
i was in my world civ class today and my teacher started telling "what do you call a..." jokes, so i told the one that goes "what do you call a kid with no arms or legs? NAMES!" joke. nobody laughed, i just got stared at like i was a ******* psychopath.

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#38 - pappulogic (08/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#43 - angrynoodle (08/21/2012) [+] (10 replies)
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#9 - McTasty (08/20/2012) [-]
i'm scared
#35 - jimmyprice (08/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #3 - bitchplzzz (08/20/2012) [-]
************ . Why is pappalardi 's comment deleted? Trying to hide something, ****** **** ?
#47 - faganon (08/21/2012) [-]
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#79 - Xedan (08/21/2012) [+] (7 replies)
See when they talk about David killing Goliath, the biggest man in the world, with a well placed rock in the name of god it's a good thing, but when two well placed planes from some little crime group out east take out the two biggest buildings in the world in the name of god, somehow it's not the exact same story.

Religion, man.
#54 - captaindouchebag (08/21/2012) [-]
What really happened
User avatar #42 - theseventhmirror (08/21/2012) [-]
I remember seeing this guy on TV once.
He said something along the lines of "Most people say they like my accent, but it's not that I have an accent, it's just that this is how you pronounce things properly."
User avatar #23 - areo0420 ONLINE (08/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
It's funny, but not quite true.

911 connects you to a dispatch center who sends word to the unnecessary organization (Police, Fire Department, etc). sometimes the dispatch center is located in or near a police station, but it's untrue to think that's always the case.

This is all true provided that you live in the United States, of course. Other companies use different numbers, but it's essentially the same process.
User avatar #24 to #23 - areo0420 ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
err.... necessary...

it's the one word i can never remember how to spell without spell check
#81 - isus (08/21/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Suddenly, 						*******					.
Suddenly, ******* .
#95 to #89 - dlwnsgur (08/21/2012) [-]
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#77 - reconnaissance (08/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**reconnaissance rolled a random image posted in comment #696185 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** Maybe if I do this!
#85 to #77 - morskoj (08/21/2012) [-]
I'm going to refrain from asking what the 						****					 is going on in the thread.
I'm going to refrain from asking what the **** is going on in the thread.
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User avatar #62 to #61 - mybodyasashield (08/21/2012) [-]
its called Sora no Otoshimono :)
User avatar #53 - FuckingMagnets (08/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Ahhhgggg what's his name again?
User avatar #63 to #59 - Hreidmar (08/21/2012) [-]
Correct. He hosts a show called '8 out of 10 cats'
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