if my parents sit next to me

I just scroll down to the comments and hope nobody posted porn there.

1) go to pornhub.com
2) type in "hardcore asian anal"
3) turn around and stare directly at your parent
4) slowly reach for the volume and turn it up, still staring
5) they will leave and it will never happen again! Great success!

I just browse random registry files so it looks like I'm doing something serious, they let me be so I can concentrate.

>little brother's friend is over at my house
>sees me on funny junk
>"hey, what site is she on?"
<mfw

Or draw boxes on the desktop I swear that is Microsoft best feature.

I go to google and act like I wonder what I am doing with my life.

or just continue whatever you were doing.

"parents sits"

I just click show desktop and sit there staring into space until they leave.

I remember one time I was on Omegle or some shit, my dad walked in, I switched tabs. While he was watching me I accidentally switched back real quick, and he saw a shirtless muscular dude on the cam... fml.

My dad watches me on Funnyjunk... He's not too fond of you guys...

My mom does this shit all the time. Pisses me off.

MUSTN'T DRAW COCKS!

I Just continued what I was doing. They seem to leave sooner that way.

God dammit.

MFW I told my parents that I moderate a hentai site and I constantly leave my webpage open to all the weird hentai shit for them to see....

They never bother me.... Ever