Scumbag Body is an efficient swimmer. "Why would a dead body float if God didn't exist?" Christians: 1 Atheists: 0.. did op kill someone and then try to hide the body to sea? zombies can breaststroke
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User avatar #2 - rintintin (08/20/2012) [-]
did op kill someone and then try to hide the body to sea?
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#5 to #2 - bitchplzzz has deleted their comment [-]
#83 to #2 - blackmanrollipolli ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
wait, water you talking about?
#22 - themastertroller (08/21/2012) [-]
people drown because they keep squirming in the water, if they stayed absolutely still, they wouldn't drown at all.   
   
>tfw i tell them this
people drown because they keep squirming in the water, if they stayed absolutely still, they wouldn't drown at all.

>tfw i tell them this
User avatar #39 to #22 - deezknuts (08/21/2012) [-]
you wouldn't sink and drown, but you would probably suffocate or at least be unable to maintain steady breathing
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#28 to #22 - bloodyfox **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#48 to #28 - John Cena (08/21/2012) [-]
> Implying that the sleeping human body doesn't move and stimulate blood flow to avoid clots.
#77 to #28 - samcou (08/21/2012) [-]
Yes? Maybe not sleeping, but reading a newspaper.
User avatar #46 to #28 - instakill (08/21/2012) [-]
its extremely hard to keep balanced on top of water without even the smallest amount of conscious effort
User avatar #58 - Maroon (08/21/2012) [-]
1. people drown because they panic
2. gasses build up in intestines when you die, so you float up
User avatar #65 to #58 - zaskaishi (08/21/2012) [-]
smart man is smart.
#69 to #65 - John Cena (08/21/2012) [-]
knowlegdeable*
#6 - thenez ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
inb4 gas created when decomposing
#67 - ZakyNine (08/21/2012) [-]
choking on food




makes throat swell up to make it harder to breathe
#20 - illusiveman (08/21/2012) [-]
HUMANS
#68 - rollcore ONLINE (08/21/2012) [-]
**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at Mrs. AJ's Mom **
**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at Mrs. AJ's Mom **
#66 - zaskaishi (08/21/2012) [-]
**zaskaishi rolled a random image posted in comment #666439 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** mfw its a good thing i can float.
#4 - John Cena (08/20/2012) [-]
you float when youre alive too...
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User avatar #8 - sparkofinsanity (08/20/2012) [-]
Actually, if you drown, your body will not float. It will just stay underwater. If you die on land, your dead body will float.
User avatar #11 to #8 - mylazy (08/20/2012) [-]
You will float....after a few days. Look at my comment 10 on this same content for explanation.
User avatar #7 - funnyrage (08/20/2012) [-]
well if you let yourself loose you float while alive too
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User avatar #10 to #9 - mylazy (08/20/2012) [-]
....no. More often then not you release the air in your lungs when you die. You never have any air left in your lungs when you drown....that is kind of the idea of drowning. Because of this your body will actually sink and stay sunk for several days before floating again. It floats because when a body decays it releases a gas....as we all now gasses are less dense then liquid, so the body floats. I believe the gas is nitrogen, but don't take my word for it.
User avatar #12 to #10 - TheOriginalNerd ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
i can confirm that it is nitrogen with some carbon dioxide
User avatar #25 - cannabinoid (08/21/2012) [-]
what was the point of taking off the skin? it would've still been a body
User avatar #16 - riddickgamer (08/20/2012) [-]
As stated the bodies decay releases gas over time causing a body to float due to it being less dense than the water, the body will float faster in the sea as the salt water is denser so the density difference is much closer so it takes less time, science(Atheists) 1, christians 0, please correct the score sir.
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#35 to #16 - manwithicepep has deleted their comment [-]
#84 to #16 - legoturds (08/21/2012) [-]
He made an account yesterday, made one comment, and was banned. I don't feel sorry for him.
#36 to #16 - manwithicepep (08/21/2012) [-]
i dont care
User avatar #30 to #16 - Psychotic (08/21/2012) [-]
And what the **** about scientist christians?
#33 to #16 - bagononsense (08/21/2012) [-]
Let amon ease your butthurt
Let amon ease your butthurt
User avatar #42 to #16 - yetaxaa (08/21/2012) [-]
I love how you implied that 1. Atheism and science were the same thing and 2. Science and Christianity are mutually exclusive.
#53 to #16 - wowcreep (08/21/2012) [-]
if an no god why hand fit perfect to glove?
if an no god why hand fit perfect to glove?
#19 to #16 - curtt (08/21/2012) [-]
how about you wrangle up some butt cream
how about you wrangle up some butt cream
#21 to #16 - John Cena (08/21/2012) [-]
Christ..

Another pseudo-atheist.

Here's the deal, everybody already knew that there was an explanation for it (comment #6), but nobody gave a **** .

Instead you **** up by trying to explain to everyone (and your explanation is lacking and to some degree incorrect) what everyone already knew.
User avatar #71 to #21 - imaginariness (08/21/2012) [-]
KAMEHAME-BUAAA!
Believe it! (aliens)
... (idk, don't watch Bleach)
Gumu-Gumu-No!-man
User avatar #38 to #16 - samanthasfriend (08/21/2012) [-]
if god doesn't exist then why can we fit perfectly on horses??
#17 to #16 - rotinaj (08/20/2012) [-]
You can float when you're alive too..
#81 - John Cena (08/21/2012) [-]
You bit the inside of your mouth

Swell up wound so you bite it more while it heals
#74 - epicwrestler (08/21/2012) [-]
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#13 - John Cena (08/20/2012) [-]
Bacterial decay of your body can cause it to float.
#40 to #13 - John Cena (08/21/2012) [-]
********** get your ass back in this thread we weren't ******* done with your awesome **** yet
User avatar #94 to #40 - niggerflip (09/05/2012) [-]
who are you?
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