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Scumbag Body is an efficient swimmer
Uploaded by: Blackspeed
"Why would a dead body float if God didn't exist?"
Christians: 1...more »
"Why would a dead body float if God didn't exist?"
Christians: 1
Atheists: 0
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did op kill someone and then try to hide the body to sea?
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themastertroller (08/21/2012) [+]
(5 replies)
people drown because they keep squirming in the water, if they stayed absolutely still, they wouldn't drown at all.
>tfw i tell them this
>tfw i tell them this
As stated the bodies decay releases gas over time causing a body to float due to it being less dense than the water, the body will float faster in the sea as the salt water is denser so the density difference is much closer so it takes less time, science(Atheists) 1, christians 0, please correct the score sir.
1. people drown because they panic
2. gasses build up in intestines when you die, so you float up
2. gasses build up in intestines when you die, so you float up
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mylazy ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
....no. More often then not you release the air in your lungs when you die. You never have any air left in your lungs when you drown....that is kind of the idea of drowning. Because of this your body will actually sink and stay sunk for several days before floating again. It floats because when a body decays it releases a gas....as we all now gasses are less dense then liquid, so the body floats. I believe the gas is nitrogen, but don't take my word for it.
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rollcore (08/21/2012) [-]
**rollcore rolled a random image posted in comment #53 at Mrs. AJ's Mom **
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zaskaishi (08/21/2012) [-]
**zaskaishi rolled a random image posted in comment #666439 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** mfw its a good thing i can float.
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N. Korean citizen (08/20/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
Bacterial decay of your body can cause it to float.
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N. Korean citizen (08/21/2012) [-]
You bit the inside of your mouth
Swell up wound so you bite it more while it heals
Swell up wound so you bite it more while it heals
Actually, if you drown, your body will not float. It will just stay underwater. If you die on land, your dead body will float.