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pariahlol (08/20/2012) [-]
>work at an amusement park
>new soundtrack for the ride I work at
>Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Joan Jett, classic Rock songs such as Renegade by Styx and whatnot on it
>Douchebaggy kids walk up to me at one point
>They're both wearing "gangsta clothes" and one has a nicki minaj shirt mixed in
> start being assholes on the ride
>they both try to leave their lapbars up as high as possible too
>I (checking bars) get to them and they say...
>"Don't you hate your soundtrack? It's shit" (Bohemian Rhapsody is playing)
>stare into their souls
>utter a very quiet no
>Then with the force of a thousand dying suns, slam all my weight on their lapbars
>Sickening crash as metal smashes into leg
>Both scream like bitches
>Send the train with them in horrible pain
>Feelsgood.jpg
True story
>new soundtrack for the ride I work at
>Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Joan Jett, classic Rock songs such as Renegade by Styx and whatnot on it
>Douchebaggy kids walk up to me at one point
>They're both wearing "gangsta clothes" and one has a nicki minaj shirt mixed in
> start being assholes on the ride
>they both try to leave their lapbars up as high as possible too
>I (checking bars) get to them and they say...
>"Don't you hate your soundtrack? It's shit" (Bohemian Rhapsody is playing)
>stare into their souls
>utter a very quiet no
>Then with the force of a thousand dying suns, slam all my weight on their lapbars
>Sickening crash as metal smashes into leg
>Both scream like bitches
>Send the train with them in horrible pain
>Feelsgood.jpg
True story
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notslenderman (08/21/2012) [-] >used to work at amusement park
> Gangsta child in gangsta clothes walks up to me
> he says "The rides here are kids rides. I hate big rides though. Also what song is this playing?"
>Tell him it is The Beatles.
> "That's gay. I like Nicki Minaj. " he says.
> Lead him to big ride
> he says "No, you faggot, I don't like large rides."
> push him into seat
> put his seat belt on
> " No! You shit head! I hate fast coasters!"
> too fucking bad
>let the ride go
>watch him scream as train goes on big drop and loop de loops
> I am terrible but that felt good
> Gangsta child in gangsta clothes walks up to me
> he says "The rides here are kids rides. I hate big rides though. Also what song is this playing?"
>Tell him it is The Beatles.
> "That's gay. I like Nicki Minaj. " he says.
> Lead him to big ride
> he says "No, you faggot, I don't like large rides."
> push him into seat
> put his seat belt on
> " No! You shit head! I hate fast coasters!"
> too fucking bad
>let the ride go
>watch him scream as train goes on big drop and loop de loops
> I am terrible but that felt good
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haveagoodone (08/20/2012) [-] >Friends and I decide to visit amusement park
>Just minding our own business walking around and decide to go on this joyful ride
>Notice the attendant staring us up and judging us by the clothes we have to wear to feel like we fit in
>Just having a great time telling jokes and stories of old before the ride
>Havn't pulled the bar down yet
>Asswipe attendant comes over to remind us to put our bar down
>Try and make casual conversation with him as he looks gloomy
>Make fun of this high pitched song playing with many contrasting section
>Attendant stares into our souls and says that infact he does not hate the song
>Suddenly out of nowhere he grabs the bar and slams it into our knees making us both scream in shock and pain
>can't remove bar as it has locked it, ride starts
>came home with fractured knee
>asshole attendant was laughing the whole time
>asshole hates us for difference in musical preference
>feelsbadman.jpg
>Just minding our own business walking around and decide to go on this joyful ride
>Notice the attendant staring us up and judging us by the clothes we have to wear to feel like we fit in
>Just having a great time telling jokes and stories of old before the ride
>Havn't pulled the bar down yet
>Asswipe attendant comes over to remind us to put our bar down
>Try and make casual conversation with him as he looks gloomy
>Make fun of this high pitched song playing with many contrasting section
>Attendant stares into our souls and says that infact he does not hate the song
>Suddenly out of nowhere he grabs the bar and slams it into our knees making us both scream in shock and pain
>can't remove bar as it has locked it, ride starts
>came home with fractured knee
>asshole attendant was laughing the whole time
>asshole hates us for difference in musical preference
>feelsbadman.jpg
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N. Korean citizen (08/20/2012) [-]
I can't really deal with most classic rock. It's just like, everything they' were trying to do or express back then has been done and surpassed now.
Queen though, I can get down to some queen.
That doesn't mean you're not a complete faggot, pariahlol.
>They have different musical preferences than I do
>Better cause them physical harm
Faggot.
Queen though, I can get down to some queen.
That doesn't mean you're not a complete faggot, pariahlol.
>They have different musical preferences than I do
>Better cause them physical harm
Faggot.
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beavisnbutthead (08/20/2012) [-] fuckin shame..a waste of perfectly good quads....anon just had to get em
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N. Korean citizen (08/20/2012) [-] **anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at On cue... **
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N. Korean citizen (08/20/2012) [-] **anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Mario ** HOLYY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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deletedmyaccount (08/20/2012) [-]
Eh. It's safer than leaving the lap bar up. I mean, shit, they could have flown right the fuck out because they decided it'd be more fun. Sure, he over reacted a little, but it's still a good idea to lower the damn thing.
