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witty title
Uploaded by: flynnissocoollyk
what a prick
Gil
I' Ile so Hill UP MY KIWII TIMI I HI tht
I' Ile so Hill UP MY KIWII TIMI I HI tht
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#33
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pariahlol (08/20/2012) [+]
(58 replies)
>work at an amusement park
>new soundtrack for the ride I work at
>Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Joan Jett, classic Rock songs such as Renegade by Styx and whatnot on it
>Douchebaggy kids walk up to me at one point
>They're both wearing "gangsta clothes" and one has a nicki minaj shirt mixed in
> start being assholes on the ride
>they both try to leave their lapbars up as high as possible too
>I (checking bars) get to them and they say...
>"Don't you hate your soundtrack? It's shit" (Bohemian Rhapsody is playing)
>stare into their souls
>utter a very quiet no
>Then with the force of a thousand dying suns, slam all my weight on their lapbars
>Sickening crash as metal smashes into leg
>Both scream like bitches
>Send the train with them in horrible pain
>Feelsgood.jpg
True story
>new soundtrack for the ride I work at
>Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Joan Jett, classic Rock songs such as Renegade by Styx and whatnot on it
>Douchebaggy kids walk up to me at one point
>They're both wearing "gangsta clothes" and one has a nicki minaj shirt mixed in
> start being assholes on the ride
>they both try to leave their lapbars up as high as possible too
>I (checking bars) get to them and they say...
>"Don't you hate your soundtrack? It's shit" (Bohemian Rhapsody is playing)
>stare into their souls
>utter a very quiet no
>Then with the force of a thousand dying suns, slam all my weight on their lapbars
>Sickening crash as metal smashes into leg
>Both scream like bitches
>Send the train with them in horrible pain
>Feelsgood.jpg
True story
It's funny how that kid acts like a gangster, but he would get his ass capped in L.A
Fecal matter at said moment, transcended from abstract theory to a more literal configuration.
#83
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aerosmithabc (08/20/2012) [+]
(8 replies)
My retarded sister says stuff like don't judge someone that looks like this because you don't know them but then she makes fun of Drew Brees and calls him ugly because of his birthmark on his face. I won't judge a person on what they look like naturally but I will judge people with tattoos all over their body and piercing everywhere.
Side note: I FUCKING LOVE DREW BREES! I WOULD LET HIM HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH MY BUTTHOLE FOR WEEKS ON END IF HE WANTED. no homo
Side note: I FUCKING LOVE DREW BREES! I WOULD LET HIM HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH MY BUTTHOLE FOR WEEKS ON END IF HE WANTED. no homo
#112
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rageattheusername (08/20/2012) [+]
(7 replies)
I was going to comment in some meaningful way, to compliment my .gif, but I kept getting distracted by it, so I choose a meaningless comment to let this .gif speak for me.
#16
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expertsexchange ONLINE (08/20/2012) [+]
(8 replies)
I love how he's trying to be gangsta and he's putting up the devils horns, the universal sign of metal music and being a metal head.
I thought tongue rings meant you were down to suck dick?
#75
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Nameloc (08/20/2012) [-]
That is why whenever I'm in a situation where someone as pictured above is constantly spewing forth their own shit from their mouth I either start laughing at their idiocy as I walk away/ ignore them... Or I quickly insult them, which isn't hard to do with a false ego of that magnitude, then walk out to my car, find my THOMAS THE MOTHER FUCKING CHOO CHOO ENGINE COSTUME, WALK THE FUCK BACK IN THERE AND BEAT HIM UNTIL HE'S A MOTHERFUCKING NORMAL PERSON AGAIN.
pic related
pic related
#123
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frysfrys (08/20/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
People on funnyjunk LOVE to judge before they've actually know what the fuck they are judging. It's actually QUITE pathetic.
#119
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N. Korean citizen (08/20/2012) [-]
Glad to see others who think ''Haters gonna hate'' sound stupid as hell
#41
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theskyrider (08/20/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
**theskyrider rolled a random image posted in comment #514846 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **