What trading items feels like

The oatmeal cockfuckery was deeper than what people thought. Most people didn't even do any research about it, and just raged based on the posts. pinkie pie's lawyer even wrote a poem about it :

I'm the pterodactyl killa'
From the City of Tucson
Ya' mess with me baby,
Come and get it on.
There's never been a fight that I backed away from,
So next time remember,
Don't mess with my Mom.


You make fun of my name,
The noble Carreon,
We came here with Cortez,
And our legacy lives on.
The battles that we fight
Are the ones that must be fought.
When the smoke clears, Matt,
Your army will be gone.
Next time remember,
Don't mess with my Mom.

There's more

Your allies are the fools
Who cut and paste all day.
They think they're important,
But their anger is impotent.
They say nasty things,
But they don't get paid.
Their ignorance is deep,
So ya' get 'em on the cheap.


Your humor's scatological,
Your mind is pathological.
Did someone drop you on your head,
When you were in your baby-bed?
Did they take away your rattle,
And teach you how to tattle?

Whatever the reason,
You have committed treason
Against decency and sanity,
You're offensive to humanity.

But never fear --
I'm here to liberate you.
There's no chinks in my armor,
So I don't have to hate you.
I raise up the sword
That vanquishes disorder
I place you without passion
In the matter transporter.

You see, winged reptiles
aren't needed here.
What we need is thoughtful people
Who are decent and sincere.

So get behind me, Satan!
You're just a bit of roadkill,
Like the thief of Sex.Com,
Just another fool,
Who thought he was the bomb.
Next time, Mr. Inman,
Don't talk about my Mom.

Shit's deep, yo.

neat..

i think at one point, i came to the conclusion that old pinkie pie lost the supposed lawsuit against the oatmeal (or whatever the fuck was going on then), and the owner of the oatmeal is also pinkie pie. but i doubt it

all that math.....WASTED

i'm getting people asking for my "big" items in return for bronze coins already

sure thing, what u got for 500?

fancy a sundae?

aw gee thanks buddy.
I don't know what to say.

Maybe, what are you looking for?

Anything for anything of equal(ish) value.

i've got 2 if you want one

Thank you, sir.

damn i forgot

I can give you one, I have like 6 :)

free