Login or register
Anonymous comments allowed.
#20 - deletedmyaccount
Reply +2
(08/20/2012) [-]
I was capturing a bounty from Tall Trees, and I had stopped to Dead Eye some bandits following me. I went to get back on my horse, when ******* BEAR OUT OF NOWHERE.

Okay, okay, okay. I can handle this. **** out of medicine. No big deal, I'll just get back up ******* SECOND BEAR OUT OF NOWHERE. WHAT. Now they charged every time I was close to getting up.

And that's why I ******* hate bears.
#21 to #20 - challengefailed
Reply +1
(08/20/2012) [-]
Okay, okay I was trying to tame DEATH ITSELF when I ran right into a zombie horde. They pulled me off my horse and an epic battle ensured. That was, until an undead bear AND undead cougar crashed the party. I was mauled by the cougar from behind when I tried give the bear his lead shots.