True story

Elaborate please? why do you want to stab me? I was stating that my friend is insane and funny...

oh shut the fuck up.

For fucks sake explain your logic please? I really have no idea what you're on about.

Hurry up, I want to see your argument!

any guesses on where this is going? im very curious

Something about licking your friends face not being funny/awesome and you being a complete moron?

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Come on now wffies, hurry along. We haven't got all day.

sorry, i wrote him a novel

Cool

Don't mind me, I'm just voyeuring.

im really curious to see where this is going myself!

I'm extra curious because I've had a similar experience, I'd read online that when two people are compatible their skin tastes good to each other, I mentioned this to my best friend, she responded by leaning over licking my cheek, then kind of testing the taste like one would a wine, and then shrugged and said "Pretty decent."

.......how .... is that a similar experience?

Both involve unexpected licking? The last thing I expected her to do was lick me when I told her this, I was telling her that because I thought it funny because it sounded like bs.

... Did you even read his post? He said she licked his face.

Well, side of his head.

Hot damn son you are way off the ball. Which adjectives would you use to describe a friend who licks your hair?

I thought the stereotype you're describing was the 13 year old user of FJ, but with more of a breast obsession? I must say i don't know many 19 year olds like what you're describing.

Lets see, to address each statement and question i suppose?
-I don't even know what the latest 'memes and shit' are, seeing as everything online is a repost or doesn't get far. And to my knowledge i've never claimed to have trolled or used a troll face reaction in reference to myself before.

-Your second question (lacking a question mark) is rather confusing, did i say i "found insane humor awesome" at any point? My friend certainly is entertaining, and we each have our own humor i suppose, but i can't find any way to describe it in the simplified terms you clearly want.

-And i have one male friend who wears a wristband, does that count? My aforementioned female friend has gauges in her ears... so no, no armbands or ribbons. also, "where all sorts of 'crazy' colours?" ? was this intended to be 'wear'? No, not too many crazy colors. I have a yellow shirt on right now, and my friend has a plethora of pikachu shirts.

Honestly my friend i don't know where you pulled this stereotype from. I thought this was going to be a troll remark, but i must say you seemed to ask an honest set of questions, so i decided to approach this as logically as i do anything else. Would you like any other answers?

one last thing, you needn't ask my age, it's available for all to see on my profile, unlike yours which i do wonder at to see who would judge me at the moment.

Can't take you serious either my friend. We are clearly from two different worlds.
I have no idea what's wrong with the words i used at the start, my uncle says it, dad says it, and I say it.
I don't see what you mean about gauges as i have no problem with them, and I would love to hear you explain the comment about my favorites.
You countered my grammar nazi moment by pointing out my tendency not to capitalize the word "i", and i'll admit that was pretty pretentious of me, but you attempted to counter with a similarly superior tone.

I agree, we cannot explain anything to each other. So i'll throw one last jibe out there instead of rising to the 'moron' challenge:

You decided to pick on me over the internet because of an innocent comment about a weird friend. You are one of those people i would not like meeting in person. Either way, have a nice night broski, I can appreciate a relatively civil argument.

Don't even worry about it, his whole argument is based on viewing his own opinions as facts.

I am aware. Thank you for your civility, but i treat everyone with the same civility until i'm truly given a reason not to. This discussion could have been a lot more unpleasant, but it was quite interesting and made me cherish my friend group in that we don't have anyone who thinks as he does.

Cheers to that! I also prefer to keep it civil, the point quickly becomes null when one or both parties resort to: "shut up fag! I'm right and you aren't!" Thus even though I disagree with Lainge, I respect his right to a different opinion.

Yup. It was nice meeting you my friend! This entire conversation has been interesting indeed!

Haha! We've met before, I guess I just wasn't that memorable!

aww shit. now i feel like a dick. I recognized the profile pic but figured that could be anyone. Sorry my friend. Won't make that mistake again.

Oh! I actually changed the profile picture yesterday, so that might be it.

You are a cock. You put forward lacklustre arguments that aren't based on anything other than your pretentious assumptions. I've now suddenly obtained a desire to puncture my scrotum with a pencil merely by looking at your repulsive statements. If you don't have anything intelligent to say, then keep your trap shut.

wasn't looking to undermine you my friend. Did I make as if you were a child? I commented on how i didn't know your age, but did i call you an immature 12 year old? or for that matter a 'moron'? Not as far as i can tell. The usage of "hot damn son" was intended as an expression of shock, surprise, yet in a somewhat more entertained form than "holy shit!" and a less aggressive form than the "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?" that we all know and love

You, good sir, are a stereotypical young individual. Its funny, because you find the reason to judge someone off first glance. Why?

Why does waffies tastes and his choice of friends decide his intelligence? That, my friend, is a logical fallacy. Just because you don't like something doesn't mean your OPINION is correct. You're basically trying to present your subjective argument as objective.

Oh. My. Fucking. God. Honestly? Seriously? Seriously?! SERIOUSLY?! You are pathetic, honestly. You're the type of person that deserves to be mauled by junkyard dogs. You view your own opinion as fact, you're a presumptuous prick who is obviously high on himself. Seriously, who do you think you are? Some "seasoned veteran" because you think you're the best at comebacks? Holy shit, not everyone younger than you is a immature sack of shit. Oh, at look at that, you a shitload of red thumbs out of it, before you give me the whole "THUMBS DON'T ME SHIT" argument, we ALL know you were hoping that everyone was on your side. (for whatever reason)

Kill yourself, it'll do all of us a favour.

Oh good sir, please never ask someone to kill themselves, even online. Nobody needs that little bit of extra harshness in their life.

sorry, bit of a novel.

Wear*

ah, missed this correction, apologies

"LAKUPIPE"

were they printed on stickers?

No. They were printed on hard plastic. The shit they use to make credit cards and such.