Oh shit, mother

Sir/ Madam i.-
Memo 3."
Dickhead I
Thank you so much from parking your:
Car 22'
Behemoth 2 . Over two spots . .
Shitbox l m a disabled spot I;
Want: chariot _ Like an .-
I inderstand its difficult to park when::
Youve in a rush 1.
Your head is stuck up your arse ...
Failure is an integral pan of your life
You never learnt how
Youve incompetent
But perhaps next time you could:
Try a little harder T,
Consider other people "..].
Pull your head out of your use .
Catch the tms/ walk l l
Go their yourself
Sincerely.
A fellow mad user
Someone who learnt how to drive properly
Understands that other people use the road
Takes pride in their ability to control a car
Doesn' t driver beaten the road
A competent member of society