Grammar'd

How do you fuck comparison?

Very carefully.

That list reminded me of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=32p8d6OudgU

I'm quoting a song (Oxford coma) by the band Vampire Weekend

Nope, you gotta use a colon. Semi-colons are use to separate independent clauses that are in the same sentence (e.g. "The dog went to sleep, and he woke up an hour later." can be written as "The dog went to sleep; he woke up an hour later."). Colons are used to start a list (e.g. "I have three sisters: Daphne, Rose, and Suzanne.")

My sophomore English teacher taught me well :3

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I like stalin

the stripper

i thought semi-colon, as it's a start of a list? no?

No, not a semi-colon. That functions as a period would.

Doesn't the semi-colon substitute for a comma and a conjunction?

Yes, but the function of a semi-colon is the same as a conjunction: to lead into something that, on its own, could be a complete sentence.

Like this:
I eat beef. It is tasty.
I like beef, and it is tasty.
I like beef; it is tasty.

Ah. Thank you for clarifying.