GTA dating logic

fuck her that fucking bitch. i felt so betrayed.. i put so much effort into our dates.. strolls on the beach in the evenings then a spot of bowling, the occasional drink, darts... yeah.. i had sex with her a few times too...
to be honest.. im not really sure im over her :/
dammit Karen, i wish you were honest with me.. i wish... things couldve been different...
in my mind, you will always be... my Michelle.

Bitch please, in San Andreas bitches want to go on drive-by murder spree.

I just think it's funny when you hear them have sex "OH NIKO! SPEAK UP!" and stuff because of her wanting information.

Later...

>Go on date with Michelle
>Pick her up on bike
>Speeding
>Says "Slow down"
>I take orders from no one!
>Keep Speeding
>Car pulls out
>Fuck Cars...
>Hit car
>Date ends cause I killed her
>Calls me few hours later to go on date
>Lolwut?

hfw he finds out michelle was a cop...and a trap...

**chiefecho rolled a random image posted in comment #28870 at MLP Friendly Board ** This describes my feelings about this

**redflame rolled a random image posted in comment #144 at CAAAAAAAKE ** My date

I motherfucking love that game! Can't wait for GTA V!

>kills hundreds of people in a horrific roadrage slaughter, just for shits and giggles
>girl still wants the dick
>hfw

**benjamminhammin rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at When you see it ** I love it when my date kills someone

That night she bled more than the blood on the front of his car. Oh niko!

I always used to pick her up in a fire truck or ambulance

Wasn't there a date in San Andreas who wanted you to be fat and beat the shit out of her? If not then I went about that whole thing wrong...whatever I got laid in a video game! Oh god...