Well?

We were learning this in class, and then some dumb bitch asked, "Why didn't he test the cyanide first?"
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It's not THAT dumb a question, if she meant to ask why he didn't check to see if the cyanide was still functional.

Could've tested it on an animal or some shit. I dunno.

Cant be worse than fucking stupid cunts in my class. Fucking bitches give me 2 options
1) An hero
2) Columbine that shit.

Fucking stupid dumb assholes asked
a) What the holocaust was
b) Who Hitler was
Also, she said that Colonel Stauffenberg's kids must be popular in school because they survived after their father died.

Columbine that shit. Do it for teh lolz.

Sadly, I do not live there anymore.

We were talking about world war 2 when some girl asked if the Eiffel tower was mad out of wood. The same girl also thought that gun were only used in hunting. Not war.
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The guy you're referring to didn't actually kill Archduke Franz Ferdinand, he tried, but failed. One of his accomplices finished the job

After learning that the assassination had been unsuccessful Princip went to a nearby food shop (Schiller's delicatessen). When Princip emerged, he saw Franz Ferdinand's open car reversing after having taken the wrong turn as it drove past
Princip attempted suicide first with his pistol, then by ingesting cyanide, but he vomited the past-date poison

oops cut out the part where he shot him and his wife
but anyways the guy who shot them was the one who took the cyanide i have no idea which of the like 15 guys that tried you thought i was referring too

I know one of the 15 tried to kill Ferdinand by throwing a bomb at the car. He failed, took cyanide and jumped in a river, neither of which worked, cyanide made him vomit and the river as two inches deep. So Princip took cyanide and threw up too?, this gang really should have done some inventory before the assassination

the one who jumped in the river wasnt the bomb guy im pretty sure it was the guy i said but idk they all used the same cyanide

It's because he forgot the Happiness.
Please get the reference.

What about happiness?

What you did there. I see it.

So, what about the guy who tried to assassinate Franz Ferdinand, he chewed up some out of date cyanide. He fucked up.

Best answer ever

i think you are right

sauce?

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**parralax rolls 17** If higher than 50, yes. If lower than 50, no. If 50 God did becuase fuck spiderman's door thread. If 0 I will eat my own ass.

You have slow poison, and fast poison. The slow working poison could be cured, and let's say the instant-kill poison well.. It instantly kills you, thus there are variaties in how poisonous something is. It could also just be poisonous by giving you iritation marks, or it swells something up.

Something like that, I guess.

Oh, so it's talking about already pinkie pieistered poison? Not just poison in a bottle?

I guess so. But it could be any poison I guess ;p "if A POISON". So yeah, could be any kind of poison. Just a poison with a due date.

Er..I ment "already a(d)ministered poison." Stupid word filter.

THE FUCK YOU ROLLING ME FOR, ASSHOLE! LEAVE ME ALONE

And I just saw this further down the comments so I'll delete if people want

Also, I know that that's missing the point of the joke, but I thought I would share anyway.