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If a woman's having that reaction to reading 50 shades of grey at all she's had no sex life to speak of.

It was literally the worst book I've ever read.

>work at a library
>front desk and book return
>count the number of times I see a copy of this book in one day
>record is 7
>one day a friend asks me to remove the hold she'd placed on it
>bring up holds list
>mother of god
>there were 20 holds on just one copy
>MFW