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#31 - N. Korean citizen (08/19/2012) [-]
> in Florida
> standing in the ocean
> digging my feet in to the wet sand
> feelsgoodman.jpg
> toe suddenly hits rock
> fucking hurt like hell
> dig my foot deeper below it
> fucking rock has claws and grabs my toe
> mfw
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User avatar #39 to #31 - brothergrimm ONLINE (08/19/2012) [-]
but it wasn't a rock!







IT WAS A ROCK LOBSTER!
User avatar #32 to #31 - suckmyrichard **User deleted account** (08/19/2012) [-]
Its been raining a shit ton here in Miami.
#33 to #32 - crispytg (08/19/2012) [-]
tampa is stormy as shit too
#43 to #33 - aquareefer (08/19/2012) [-]
Tampa is just stupid, I live in the Clearwater area and people over here are all like, " Hey man, wanna go get high behind a church" and im all " No you fucking moron, it's a church" So we went and toked in the back - im going to hell.
User avatar #34 to #33 - suckmyrichard **User deleted account** (08/19/2012) [-]
"Come to Florida it's sunny as shit"
That's a load of crap.
#35 to #34 - crispytg (08/19/2012) [-]
and if it ain't that, it's the jacked up traffic in the summer. florida sucks
User avatar #36 to #35 - suckmyrichard **User deleted account** (08/19/2012) [-]
That one winter it got really cold and our crops died.
#40 to #36 - crispytg (08/19/2012) [-]
not to mention all the worst News stories
User avatar #48 to #40 - suckmyrichard **User deleted account** (08/19/2012) [-]
and how every single traffic report about a car crash always takes place "off the i-95"
#49 to #48 - crispytg (08/20/2012) [-]
and having to double check your front door for gators OR monkeys for some reason like they're creepers
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