It's swollen he said. I laughed. Of course I won' t laugh," said the nurse, "I' m a professional. In over twenty years I' never laughed at a patient." Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop it giggle, but it just canoe out. Feeling very badly
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It's swollen he said

I laughed

Of course I won' t laugh," said the
nurse, "I' m a professional. In over twenty
years I' never laughed at a patient."
Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to
drop his trousers, revealing the smallest
male part the nurse had ever seen. In length
and width was almost identical to a AAA
battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to
stop it giggle, but it just canoe out. Feeling
very badly that she had laughed at the man' s
part, she composed herself as well as she
could. "I am so sorry," she said, "ll-::: rtes a
know what came over me. tht my
happen again. Now, tell me, what
he the problem?"
It' s swollen," Bob replied.
She ran out of the room.
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#5 - badmonkey (08/18/2012) [+] (9 replies)
its funny cuz the punchline is in the title
#47 - corundum (08/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#7 - finnishfish (08/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#26 - IamTROGDOR ONLINE (08/18/2012) [-]
#109 - freight (08/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #114 - gravitystereo (08/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
let's print out a joke
hold it in our hand
and then take a picture of it
#117 - thesmallhuman (08/18/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I'd kill for that size.
#146 - majisto (08/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#12 - pokershark (08/18/2012) [-]
Typed out a text version for anyone that wants it =]

"of course I wont laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out. Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the mans part, she composed herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry" she said.... "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise that won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
She ran out of the room
#23 - N. Korean citizen (08/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
title ruined joke for me... thanks...

pic unrelated, i dont care. im a rebel.
#113 - artemisalansmith (08/18/2012) [-]
and that's why i began using enzyte
User avatar #86 - knifeyoass (08/18/2012) [+] (4 replies)
confidence restored.
#87 to #86 - thehardcorechimp (08/18/2012) [-]
YOU STILL GOT A SMALL PENIS
#83 - robotgoose (08/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #179 - malistaticy ONLINE (08/19/2012) [+] (5 replies)
im melting of laughter. my finger wants to press caps lock very ba LOLO FUCK IT THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS
#153 - N. Korean citizen (08/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#84 - hakusprite (08/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
You ruined the joke you piece of shit.
Kill yourself.
#15 - trolololer (08/18/2012) [+] (5 replies)
**trolololer rolled a random image posted in comment #136842 at Anime & Manga ** *sigh* There goes OP with his problems again...
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