House hacks

#22 - Dember (08/18/2012) [+] (19 replies)

I tried the walnut thing on my dinged up wooden furniture, but now I've got hordes of squirrels gnawing my tables and desks to splinters. Any tips for this unforeseen problem?

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#30 to #22 - odelay (08/18/2012) [-]

Did you try turning it off and on again?

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#48 to #22 - Gumbatron (08/18/2012) [-]

Did you set it to Wumbo?

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#34 to #22 - icametochewgum (08/18/2012) [-]

try using google chrome

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#41 to #22 - beep (08/18/2012) [-]

Are you sure it's plugged in?

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#23 to #22 - swiftykidd (08/18/2012) [-]

A knife and fork?

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#24 to #23 - Dember (08/18/2012) [-]

I fear you.

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#27 to #24 - theunbrnfury (08/18/2012) [-]

mouse traps with acorns instead of cheese

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#42 to #22 - adamtheadam (08/18/2012) [-]

try setting your beard on fire.

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#67 to #22 - bigdominican ONLINE (08/18/2012) [-]

it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

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#55 to #22 - goldenpotato (08/18/2012) [-]

Use bread clips.

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#110 to #22 - sommerli (08/18/2012) [-]

put the furniture in the microwave for 3 minutes, then cool it of with some whiped cream.

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#156 to #110 - soopafreak (08/18/2012) [-]

*Creme Fraiche

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#202 to #156 - sommerli (08/18/2012) [-]

No, creme fraiche is used when the elepanth wont come out of the butter.

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#161 to #22 - N. Korean citizen (08/18/2012) [-]

Delete System 32

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#208 to #22 - ultimatebuffalo (08/18/2012) [-]

Try Adblocker

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#201 to #22 - hamadeo (08/18/2012) [-]

Prepare the lube
or go in dry

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#231 to #22 - drulludanni (08/18/2012) [-]

i have seen this problem many times before, it seems you are almost or completely out of ram. you should download more ram either using torrent or www.downloadmoreram.com/

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#250 to #22 - santyclause (08/19/2012) [-]

you should have prepared for unforseen consequences...

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#248 to #22 - Cakeisalie (08/18/2012) [-]

what kind of nuts did you polish it with?

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#1 - beerholder (08/17/2012) [+] (13 replies)

that made me doubt the integrity of your gene pool, sir

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#6 to #1 - steelbubble (08/18/2012) [-]

it happens dude, and has nothing to do with their mental state. Probably they toss and turn too much while sleeping and/or have a small bed

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#9 to #6 - beerholder (08/18/2012) [-]

there are numerous problems regarding that. If they have a small bed there wouldn't be much room for a pool noodle. And other than that, rolling out of bed disappears from the behavior of children when they're about 3 years old. It's an evolutionary instinct that made us stop rolling out of caves or trees to our death in that primordial part of our existence as humans.

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#45 to #9 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** (08/18/2012) [-]

then i guess i be one of the few who would die in my sleep from falling out of a tree. its a good thing i got rope

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#64 to #45 - siridontcare ONLINE (08/18/2012) [-]

even if it IS long how do you use your penis to keep you from falling?

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#115 to #9 - isellrape (08/18/2012) [-]

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#69 to #9 - elcreepo (08/18/2012) [-]

I used to fall out of my bed until I was 6. It has nothing to do with evolutionary instinct.

Just if you toss and turn at night, like I did.

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#62 to #9 - N. Korean citizen (08/18/2012) [-]

You fuckin' sociopath.

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#12 to #1 - elise ONLINE (08/18/2012) [-]

yeah because anything you do in your sleep defines your mental integrity. genius.

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#2 to #1 - swiftykidd (08/17/2012) [-]

exprain?

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#3 to #2 - beerholder (08/17/2012) [-]

not you, OP, the guy who actually thought of that as a solution instead of fuckin' cradles.

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#26 to #3 - RackOff (08/18/2012) [-]

OP didn't think of this - I've seen these ideas on pinterest.com.

Kids can roll out of bed until the age of 8. Not all the time, but every now and then.

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#142 to #26 - TheAnonymousRebel **User deleted account** (08/18/2012) [-]

i still roll out of bed

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#131 to #1 - capinsquiggles (08/18/2012) [-]

I actually get nerve twitches randomly throughout the day and while I sleep, so sometimes I get a larger one and my body decides to throw me off my bed... shit sucks, but it's funny

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#14 - atr (08/18/2012) [-]

At first I thought the picture was telling me to save my fingernails and put them on my keyring....

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#38 - rawrasaurus (08/18/2012) [-]

Not that I hate nature or anything...

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#61 - threadcreator (08/18/2012) [-]

I couldn't stop imagining a mom browsing FJ for fun.

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#43 - DeathOne (08/18/2012) [+] (8 replies)

#4
I finally have a use for these!

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#46 to #43 - thenoluk (08/18/2012) [-]

Other than a cheap fleshlight?

just put like a rubber glove in it...

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#49 to #46 - N. Korean citizen (08/18/2012) [-]

I'm too girthy...

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#50 to #49 - thenoluk (08/18/2012) [-]

How? That's fucking impressive to say the least. I'm not even annoyed, I'm extremely jealous. I mean, I'm proud of my own... points of interest but that's just... wow.

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#136 to #50 - balogan (08/18/2012) [-]

Why have so many people tried to put their dick in a toilet paper tube?

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#203 to #136 - thenoluk (08/18/2012) [-]

Ever thought what you'd do if you ever got fired? Every man secretly wants to be a toilet paper holder.

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#72 to #49 - bonusjackpot (08/18/2012) [-]

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#59 to #43 - PixieLOL (08/18/2012) [-]

I can buy my dog as many toys as she wants but she will always prefer to play with these and even waits outside the bathroom to get them

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#113 - wired ONLINE (08/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)

**wired rolled a random image posted in comment #129 at discussing the bible ** you are all cheaters

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#153 to #113 - PiMaker (08/18/2012) [-]

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#58 - WitchKingTroll (08/18/2012) [-]

"Cheap and (almost) free"

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#198 - redJericho (08/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)

My neighbor's face when he sees me putting toothpaste all over my car.

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#239 to #198 - freight (08/18/2012) [-]

how in the fuck did he stumble that far back

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#216 - corundum (08/18/2012) [-]

Kids wetting the bed? Cover the bed in saran wrap and place something heavy in the bed under fitted sheets. Let them drown to death in their piss.

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#10 - boomboomsha (08/18/2012) [-]

I...But...The...Fuh...

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#145 - modernwish (08/18/2012) [-]

Never again will another kid fall out of my bed.

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#94 - norbit (08/18/2012) [+] (6 replies)

And what if the dustpan doesn't fit in the sink?

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#98 to #94 - futtashy (08/18/2012) [-]

Use more ~~guns~~ dustpans

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#99 to #94 - failwhaleftwtoo **User deleted account** (08/18/2012) [-]

Use and old milk bottle, cut up

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#126 to #94 - lizzarro (08/18/2012) [-]

This little thing called a bathtub...

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#247 to #126 - futtashy (08/18/2012) [-]

U can't fit a bathtub in a sink.

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#125 to #94 - Lolzster (08/18/2012) [-]

Use the neighbor's baby.

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#37 - N. Korean citizen (08/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Use toothpaste to clears up hazy car headlights........wut

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#173 to #37 - shlongconnery **User deleted account** (08/18/2012) [-]

is....is it a gif?

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#176 to #37 - bobodevetjedan (08/18/2012) [-]

yeah, i had to re-read it a couple of times. it confused me

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#233 - MisfitsFan (08/18/2012) [-]

I feel like a dumbass for not thinking of any of this before

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#68 - cantremember (08/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Never knew that those really were meant for staple removing :|.

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#73 to #68 - Kibaxyru ONLINE (08/18/2012) [-]

In my mind they were always dinosaurs.

And they always will be.

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#77 to #68 - doctorlean **User deleted account** (08/18/2012) [-]

**doctorlean rolled a random image posted in comment #68 at HONORRR **
Ever?

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#71 to #68 - bonusjackpot (08/18/2012) [-]

Yeah, I just used to chase people with them at school after stealing them from the Staffroom.

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#20 - lethargick (08/18/2012) [-]

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