Lemons

but will it combust?

God domot lomon

What if the guy that took the picture is a midget with small hands?

Profit Lemon's older brother

finally, a chance to use this

"You have successfully picked up Lemon."

Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - MAKE LIFE. TAKE THE LEMONS BACK. Get MAD! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS your house down!

That lemon is twice as big as a normal one...

Imagine growing a watermelon there

the only way to elimonate that lemon

My friend grew lemons like that in middle school. I don't know how the fuck he did it, I just know that I drew a face on one that he gave me and called it John Lemon. He then became delicious lemonade once I took him home.

I want this lemon