But the forest outside the shire is dangerous to anyone. Also the Barrow Downs was in the middle of said forest, and need I remind you, old man willow tried to Eat the hobbits until Tom came along, and if you don't know who Tom is you only watched the movies and are stupid so there.
Here is a Sauron Cake.

thats very true, I have read the books countless times, but I only referred to the ents seeing as the trees have faces in the picture.

Fuck you, I want that cake.