Morgan Freeman

Don't listen to this moron, if he thinks that God hates anybody he isn't a true Christian and should shove a cactus up his butt, God loves everybody, only hates the sinful action itself, and sent his son to die covering all of us, as long as you put your faith and trust in God and turn from sin, God also said to love thy neighbor, and when he said neighbor he meant EVERY FREAKING PERSON YOU MEET, EVER!!!! No matter their sexuality, race, religion, personality, or feelings towards you, you love them, and I swear if you post a comment saying anything like this again then a lot of love is going to be lost for you, and you may lose a couple....physical things.

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#366 to #237 - N. Korean citizen (08/18/2012) [-]

-preaches love towards all

-simultaneously name calls, threatens and suggest cactus anus interactions.

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#392 to #366 - yomommabinshoppin (08/18/2012) [-]

Hey, I was angry, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have threatened him, it was wrong, but I wasn't even serious, they were empty threats

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#5 - axilidade (08/17/2012) [+] (6 replies)

@MorgonFreeman?

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#6 to #5 - mohindersuresh **User deleted account** (08/17/2012) [-]

Morgon Froomon*

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#8 to #6 - norwegianlad **User deleted account** (08/17/2012) [-]

The longer I look at it, the funnier it gets! I'm giggling like a high, retarded 10-year old girl on crack!

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#9 to #8 - lostwoodskid (08/17/2012) [-]

huehuehue

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#285 - siggsagg (08/18/2012) [+] (5 replies)

I would be scared of gays if I were an asshole

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#13 - thexiled (08/17/2012) [-]

Which is ironic, because gays love assholes

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#213 - itsmewaffle (08/18/2012) [-]

**itsmewaffle rolls 33**

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#195 - satexas (08/18/2012) [-]

I know it's fake but I still read it in his voice.

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#253 - Souffriau (08/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)

I don't hate gays at all. I hate how society forces me to love every single one of them just because they're gay.

Everyone who thinks gays only consist of polite & decent people should watch Irreversible.

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#262 to #253 - zuflux (08/18/2012) [-]

But this applies to the same issuess with Muslims. Media portrays them as only being that one small group who hate everything freedom stands for.

Or the way feminism judges every single man as a pig, secretly.

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#283 to #262 - masterboll (08/18/2012) [-]

1.where i come from, only a small number of the population openly hate Muslims or do anything to offend them (the whole idea of people actually hating Muslims seems ridiculous to me)

2.you are aware that there are feminist men out there aswell, right?

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#286 to #283 - zuflux (08/18/2012) [-]

How it looks like to me in the political scene in Norway (My home) is: People in general are afraid of people with muslim backgrounds. Either in way of offending them, and thus giving them immunity to punishments, laws, norms that apply to anyone else here. And by god do not talk about muslims in political debates. Bringing up why immigration from those regions must be narrowed down into accepting only productive people, is a death sentence, and you're bound to be flamed down in media and in society.

Feminist men. Yep. I know they exist, and I do not understand how that works at all.

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#85 - Scopefiend (08/18/2012) [+] (4 replies)

But gays love assholes...

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#91 to #85 - N. Korean citizen (08/18/2012) [-]

that gave me a chuckle

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#96 to #91 - deminemi (08/18/2012) [-]

And I got a new buckle.

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#98 to #96 - Scopefiend (08/18/2012) [-]

and i just caught a shuckle

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#101 to #85 - JRMellott (08/18/2012) [-]

But I still don't give a fuckle

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#168 - N. Korean citizen (08/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Seems 87.526% legit

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#169 to #168 - frienderman (08/18/2012) [-]

Reading this in Morgan Freeman's voice... So amazing...

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#170 to #169 - questionquota (08/18/2012) [-]

That mothaf***in feelin' that occurs to ya when ya forget to sign in....

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#216 - genitalinspector (08/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)

Morgan Freeman isn't the type of person to just spurt out "asshole".

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#217 to #216 - Lentus (08/18/2012) [-]

Barack Obama said Kanye was a 'jackass' on live tv. Based on his views, Freeman saying this really wouldn't surprise me.

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#218 to #217 - genitalinspector (08/18/2012) [-]

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#242 to #216 - zzjames (08/18/2012) [-]

Because it says @morgonfreeman

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#1 - notslenderman (08/17/2012) [-]

If he said this out loud it would be an orgy.

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#241 - CoolStoryBrosky (08/18/2012) [-]

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#123 - N. Korean citizen (08/18/2012) [+] (7 replies)

pho·bi·a/ˈfōbēə/
Noun:
An extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to something: "he had a phobia about being under water"; "a phobia of germs".

a·ver·sion/əˈvərZHən/
Noun:
A strong dislike or disinclination: "an aversion to exercise".

And who the hell actually thinks this is his real account?

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#128 to #123 - toosexyforyou (08/18/2012) [-]

idk but after your post I've lost some respect for him

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#132 to #128 - DoggyBouncer (08/18/2012) [-]

It's not even his real account.

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#135 to #132 - toosexyforyou (08/18/2012) [-]

I'm not quite sure why, I need to see one of his movies or something. I think it's because even though the account is fake, the person who made the account is a fan. The reason I'm not fond of Justin Beiber is his annoying fans' bullshit, I could care less about his music.

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#137 to #135 - DoggyBouncer (08/18/2012) [-]

It's like a community page on facebook where people make pages of their favorite character in a show or something.

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#130 to #128 - N. Korean citizen (08/18/2012) [-]

You shouldn't have lost respect for him cuz this isn't his real account as you can see it says morgonfreeman people make fake accounts like this all the time which actually sickens me because they make great celebrities like him look bad :/

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#129 to #128 - N. Korean citizen (08/18/2012) [-]

because he didnt know the actual definition of phobia or that he supports gays?

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#131 to #129 - toosexyforyou (08/18/2012) [-]

Because he didn't know the definition of phobia, I meant comment #123 as the "post" not the actual post.

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#117 - HumbertoL (08/18/2012) [-]

>@MorgonFreeman

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#37 - philliyoMLB (08/18/2012) [-]

But that's not really Morgan Freeman...

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#69 - udo ONLINE (08/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Is it me or is it incredible hard to imagine Morgan Freeman saying 'asshole'....

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#72 to #69 - lonelyginger (08/18/2012) [-]

The handle the person used is Morgon not Morgan. so you don't have to think about it anymore.

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#220 - letusbecereal (08/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)

"Morgon Freeman" seems legit.

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#231 to #220 - bitchplzzz (08/18/2012) [-]

Morgon Froomon.

(Not mine: original comment: funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4018479/Morgan+Freeman/6#6 )

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#146 - dafatpenguin (08/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)

by that definition this is probably the only time when gay people don't like assholes...

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#370 - Marionintendo (08/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)

i don't care to be honest.... let people be gay if they want to be gay.... who the fuck cares about what other people do....

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#382 to #370 - kimmustonen (08/18/2012) [-]

Exactly, no other man should have the right to judge another
person just like that! And I support gay rights even though I'm a christian,
because I'm not a person to judge that christianity is right too.

That's what called faith. +1 for you!

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Well there you go people, God supports homosexuals.

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