Beer is good for you!. . I dbn' t think I' ever heard the concept explained any better than this . Well ybu see, Hrrm, it' s like this . . A herd bf m' flim? p,
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Beer is good for you!

I dbn' t think I' ever heard the concept explained any better than this .
Well ybu see, Hrrm, it' s like this . . A herd bf m' flim? p, can bely bbye as fast as
the slowest buffalo. And when the heard . hunted, it -: the slowest and
weakest Ynes at the back that are killed first. This natural selection -:
fbr the herd as a woble, because the general speed and health bf the woble
group keeps , by the regular killing bf the weakest members. In
much the same way, the human brain can bely bpirate as fast as the slowest
brain cells. New, as we knaw, excessive intake bf alcahol kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the s' ,' raec" and " brain cells first. In this way,
regular bf beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the
brain a faster and bbre efficient machine. And that, Hrrm, is why ybu always
feel smarter after a few beers.‘
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#17 - fixxxer (08/18/2012) [+] (8 replies)
User avatar #20 to #17 - amazingtrixie (08/18/2012) [-]
so you're mad that someone reposted your repost?
#7 - opinion (08/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, but eventually the faster ones become the weaker ones once the weaker ones are dead and then once those faster ones that are now weaker ones are dead the even faster ones become the weaker ones and it goes on and on until all of them are dead.
User avatar #2 - commanderbunbun (08/17/2012) [-]
......says the pig from toy story
#35 - narutolas ONLINE (08/18/2012) [+] (5 replies)
brilliant concept, except for the fact that you don't get new brain cells, ever
#37 to #35 - notmadguy (08/18/2012) [-]
oh wow

I bet you still think the Sun revolves around the Earth too huh.
#34 - freddyhollensen (08/18/2012) [-]
In reality you get stupider   
you get stupider   
In reality you get stupider

you get stupider

User avatar #10 - slaykingftw (08/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
buffalo can create more buffalo
User avatar #11 to #10 - hanabro (08/18/2012) [-]
Protip: your brain can make new cells, despite what you heard in second grade.
#4 - Bova (08/18/2012) [-]
Another great moment from Cheers
Another great moment from Cheers
#33 - fknsaved (08/18/2012) [-]
The buffolo get new members to the herd each year.

But you dont get any more neuro cells for your brain. Neuron cells don't regenerate.

In reality you get stupider but feel smarter... That's why you do stupid **** when you're drunk.
User avatar #32 - bitchplzzz (08/18/2012) [-]
I feel depressed after I get tipsy..
User avatar #31 - rickda (08/18/2012) [-]
this was just too good not to share on Facebook
User avatar #25 - steamwhistler (08/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This makes sense...
#16 - windoftime (08/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
waiting for the dwight comment that disproves the beer part.
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#14 - anonymous (08/18/2012) [-]
is that the guy who killed bruce waynes parrents? uhoh
User avatar #13 - lecherouslad (08/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
there is no correlation between the imbibing of Alcohol and the death of Brain Cells. Google it!
User avatar #15 to #13 - lecherouslad (08/18/2012) [-]
"Even in alcoholics, alcohol use doesn't actually result in the death of brain cells. It can, however, damage the ends of neurons, which are called dendrites. This results in problems conveying messages between the neurons. The cell itself isn't damaged, but the way that it communicates with others is altered. According to researchers such as Roberta J. Pentney, professor of anatomy and cell biology at the** University at Buffalo**, this damage is mostly reversible."
- Ironic that it's a study from Buffalo...
#12 - anonymous (08/18/2012) [-]
troll science
User avatar #6 - MegaAwesomeSauce (08/18/2012) [-]
That would be fine and dandy if it didn't also attack your liver as well, which, no matter how weak it is, losing it won't improve your health at all, you will probably just die.
#3 - anonymous (08/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>assuming the brain only goes as fast as slowest cell
>assuming alcohol kills the weakest first
User avatar #5 - BenniEGHR (08/18/2012) [-]
**** , i just had an apiphiny (cant spell) about facebook retards.

national service in every country for someone who is constantly retarded in public and on the internet, not just like, stupid but blatantly ignorant and oxygen thief's
User avatar #1 - guillnae (08/17/2012) [-]
Thats...thats so not cool
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