Sometimes It's The Simple Things

She drew him with a big... "sword"...

He doesn't actually have a leg raised up

That's funny. I have an older brother

All he gives me is insults and the occasional ass kicking in video games

...Lucky bastard.

Both of you need to stop complaining. I have an older brother.

Three times this week, I've woken up to a clogged toilet, filled with shit, in a washroom only he and I use.

...Lucky bastards.

I have 2 brothers, one of them has a huge body, and the other one was a professional weight lifter. All I get from them is headbutts to my crotch and sucker punches to my chest. Come back when a 140kg guy slams you with his whole body, pins you down, sits on your chest and starts slapping your face.

I have an oldr brother. He's in jail.

i have an older brother...

thats it. i just have an older brother.

I'm 17 I have 5 younger brothers 12 younger sisters I only live with 1 and shes a whiny baby.

...Lucky bastard.

I have an older brother. Never see him. He lives 300 miles away. Times are good.

I'm the only child ._.

The story of my life with my brother.....literally.

I have an evil twin brother who has identical prints as me, for all I know he could commit a crime and my name would come up from dna and prints, lucky bastards ( your face when I tell you this

i'll tell you as an identical twin, our kind don't have identical fingerprints.
http://multiples.about.com/cs/funfacts/a/twinfingerprint.htm

i saw what you did there

Smooth :P

good heavens, what is the name of this? or where is it from?

that is extremely disturbing and I love it.

good book. taught me everything i know today.

so many things to fuck....

so little time.

Fuck EVERYTHING!
But fuck you the most!
Fuck EVERYONE!
But fuck you the most!
With a big rusty pole or a splintery post!
FUCK YOU!

oh no, not a nega-verse.

At least they make shit colourful.

i think that would be mlp

is that a trash can or a porta-john?

It's a vending machine...