Troll clinic

#1 - niggertonguemyanus **User deleted account** (08/16/2012) [+] (13 replies)

They wouldn't cure my AIDS...

#36 to #1 - silenceikillu (08/17/2012) [-]

>Be hospital
>patient has AIDS
>take patient's money
>pretend to treat him till he dies
>admit failure in treatment
>patient is dead, so they don't have to return the money

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#67 to #36 - captainrattrap (08/17/2012) [-]

Same thing with most cancers.

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#133 to #36 - N. Korean citizen (08/17/2012) [-]

treatment costs millions

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#139 to #133 - mittins **User deleted account** (08/17/2012) [-]

why he said "Pretend to treat him"

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#5 to #4 - niggertonguemyanus **User deleted account** (08/16/2012) [-]

You all are terrible at rolling.

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#23 to #5 - inuar (08/17/2012) [-]

**inuar rolls 56** i will not delete even if these aren't dubs.

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#9 to #6 - erbos (08/16/2012) [-]

Old reaction pic I had in my reaction folder

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#68 - alexclement (08/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)

OP is a dumbass. "We heal every disease or we give your money back." You pay them to cure your disease, and if they don't, they return your money. So basically he just payed them to put shit in his mouth.

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#69 to #68 - N. Korean citizen (08/17/2012) [-]

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#94 to #68 - bananaleaves (08/17/2012) [-]

that's the making of some Japanese porn right there

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#146 to #68 - nogphille ONLINE (08/17/2012) [-]

first thing i thought:

>we heal every disease or else we give your money back
>>i'm a good lawyer, so i'm gonna try to use my slyness to gain some money

he may be a lawyer, but he's no accountant.. how does getting your money back constitute as gaining money?

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#11 - Creant ONLINE (08/16/2012) [+] (4 replies)

I think the real question here is how does he know what shit tastes like!

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#12 to #11 - N. Korean citizen (08/16/2012) [-]

i tasted shit through a series of comical and unfortunate circumstances, infact ive tasted a variety of shit and a few other disgusting things.

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#13 to #12 - Creant ONLINE (08/16/2012) [-]

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#26 to #11 - xjessicaxrabbitx (08/17/2012) [-]

Smell and taste are highly linked. It's entirely possible to know a taste from smell.

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#38 to #11 - anussuckle (08/17/2012) [-]

It has a very unique taste... It's not like shit would taste like chocolate or a hotdog.

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#54 - dbanks (08/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)

I don't understand how his being a lawyer made a difference in anything at all.

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#58 to #54 - N. Korean citizen (08/17/2012) [-]

Lawyers are allergic to poo

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#60 to #58 - nucularwar (08/17/2012) [-]

can't be, they spew bullshit all the time!

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#81 to #60 - minecraftcellz (08/17/2012) [-]

OOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!

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#56 to #54 - dbanks (08/17/2012) [-]

Or how he would make any money from getting his money back.

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#106 - harshy (08/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)

shit related

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#118 to #106 - tomtomvdp (08/17/2012) [-]

I cannot explain you , how much i'm laughing right now , thank you.

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#71 - yojo (08/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)

so he's a lawyer and he sees nothing wrong with the doctor feeding him shit?

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#75 to #71 - N. Korean citizen (08/17/2012) [-]

Lawyers feed shit to other people all the time. 'bout time they got some back.

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#85 to #71 - sirdaddysir (08/17/2012) [-]

Just something he had to go through to get the money (and doesn't identify it until he tastes it). However, you might notice instead that, according to the sign, for this whole sly scam he was only getting his own money back.

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#166 - lordoxygen (08/17/2012) [-]

Like OP never tasted #14 jar before

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#51 - derpology (08/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)

turtleneck, mask, beard, neck brace, what the fuck is that ?

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#82 to #51 - knightmrku (08/17/2012) [-]

I think beard.

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#22 - mrfourtysevenman ONLINE (08/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)

nurse, i cant get a boner and pills arent working

YOUR MOVE

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#24 to #22 - wizardofstuff (08/17/2012) [-]

>Nurse brings in #14 jar and spoon
>Prepare your anus

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#167 - xchikoritax (08/17/2012) [-]

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#173 - N. Korean citizen (08/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)

So actually how would you be able to GAIN money from scamming it?

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#179 to #173 - matthewlol (08/17/2012) [-]

obviously by suing them fo lying

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#177 to #173 - N. Korean citizen (08/17/2012) [-]

aids

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#14 - DietBrisk (08/16/2012) [-]

Is that you, Kakashi Sensei?

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#100 - ragingbrony (08/17/2012) [-]

Was this the doctor?

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#80 - thhomass (08/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)

**thhomass rolls 66**

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#91 to #80 - thhomass (08/17/2012) [-]

**thhomass rolls 4**

bored so going for trips

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#15 - N. Korean citizen (08/16/2012) [+] (6 replies)

You could go in and just say everything tastes like shit.
Anon: 1
Doctors: 0

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#19 to #15 - trolljunkusa (08/16/2012) [-]

Nurse! Jar #1

(Nutella)

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#74 to #19 - EdwardNigma (08/17/2012) [-]

Just put a small breakable container in your mouth that you can crack open to release the taste of shit so you really wouldn't be faking it. So no matter what they give you, shit taste appears.

Your move, Trolljunkusa.

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#84 to #74 - trolljunkusa (08/17/2012) [-]

Bacon overtakes shit.

1/100 of a piece of bacon over powers 6 pounds of shit

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#18 to #15 - Iseewhatudidthar ONLINE (08/16/2012) [-]

Nurse! Jar #13

(Jarate)

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#20 to #15 - shadowstepone (08/16/2012) [-]

nurse! jar #5!

(ghost peppers)

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#17 to #15 - kittelinho **User deleted account** (08/16/2012) [-]

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#105 - vizz ONLINE (08/17/2012) [+] (3 replies)

I have cancer.

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#114 to #105 - arnolducus (08/17/2012) [-]

cook some meth, you'll be fine

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#120 to #114 - loctrothree (08/17/2012) [-]

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#116 to #105 - Blackyy ONLINE (08/17/2012) [-]

not sure if feel or pict related.

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#164 - kusalranawaka (08/17/2012) [+] (3 replies)

You're a lawyer? I feel bad for your clients...

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#180 to #164 - N. Korean citizen (08/17/2012) [-]

YOU SHOULD DO MORE RESEARCH!!!! FAR MORE RESEARCH...VERY BAD LEGAL MAN ARE U VERY BAD..U DONT KNOW WHO HAS OPENED THEIR MOUTHS..WHAT DNA & OPS DID ~POISEN ETC TO EX & ME...GOES WAY WAY BACK...SO THERE IS MUCH MUCH & MANY THAT CLEVER LADY HAS VAULTED WITH PPL VERY CLEVER... SO PIGGY LADY..MY BILL PLAYING DUMB THEY R WAITING ALSO..U WONT HEAR A "PEEP" MEMBER THAT WORD!! HAVE YOUR PINKY PARTY..CODE FOR WHORES

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#185 to #180 - N. Korean citizen (08/17/2012) [-]

Wut?

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#215 to #180 - kusalranawaka (08/17/2012) [-]

Are you trying to get on Jacksfilms or something?

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#169 - benedicto ONLINE (08/17/2012) [+] (3 replies)

**benedicto rolled a random image posted in comment #111534 at Anime & Manga **

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#174 to #169 - urghseventysix (08/17/2012) [-]

Pretty sure it can't heal them

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#175 to #174 - benedicto ONLINE (08/17/2012) [-]

who is that?

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#176 to #175 - urghseventysix (08/17/2012) [-]

Rin.

Game is Katawa Shoujo, about you going to a school filled with disabled students.

So it's ironic that you rolled that.

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