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Fuck you Shadowmere
Uploaded by: falloutbox
invincible horse my ass.
Tags: skyrim
Gets attacked ta
Falls offesive foot cliff Dies instantly t
Falls offesive foot cliff Dies instantly t
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**desucakes rolled user DinosaurLassie ** Somehow... My little brother decided to play on my save, and... He managed to kill shadowmare...I have no clue how, but he did. Also, ignore the roll.
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AceofHearts (08/17/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
Elder Scrolls IV id kill Shadowmere, store some shit in it, wait for it to get up and ride off into the sunset.
#56
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alphashell (08/17/2012) [-]
I love the physics in this game.
Fall a certain height and lose no health. fall 1 inch lower than that and die instantly.
Fall a certain height and lose no health. fall 1 inch lower than that and die instantly.
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ninjalazor (08/17/2012) [+]
(8 replies)
i have no idea how to get shadowmere, so i keep buying 1000 dollar horses because they are disposable to me.
>Riding Shadowmere
>Accidently falling off cliff
>Landing at the river shore
>Poor horse dies but i fall off and fly further
>I land in river
>Fucking Shadowmere saved my life
>I will never forget
>Accidently falling off cliff
>Landing at the river shore
>Poor horse dies but i fall off and fly further
>I land in river
>Fucking Shadowmere saved my life
>I will never forget
I walked out of this cave the other day, and Shadowmere came sliding down the mountain, dead.
I don't even care anymore.
I don't even care anymore.
i figured it out. he is immune to magic and stamina damage. his invincibility kicks in faster or more often if you hit him with a magic weapon in combat.
#28
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N. Korean citizen (08/16/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #345 at Nokia ** I don't even know what game this is, but my first thought went to Artax, Atreyu's horse from Neverending story.
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hjgduyhwsgah (08/17/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
I remember the old, badass Oblivion Shadowmere. He was my trusty steed. I would ride him into battle. He was there with me at Bruma. When I was tired he would carry me from place to place, helped me with my magical studies. We would be taking our time, going at a slow pace, just Shadowmere me. He helped me escort Martin to the Imperial City. I kept him til my dying day. I sent Shadowmere away, to find a new master.
200 years years later, when the Dragonborn emerged from all others, Shadowmere had found a new master. He accompanied him in his travels in Skyrim. He was with him during the Civil War. He helped the Dragonborn practice his magic, to perfect it, so that he may end this terrible dragon crisis. He stuck with him through war and death. With his help, he gathered an Elder Scroll. But it was not to be. Alduin ambushed them. Paarthunax and the Dragonborn fought him in the sky, with Dragonfire and the arcane. When Alduin landed, Shadowmere ran to face his foe. Yet the dragon simply swept him aside, of the mountain top.
And that was the fate of Shadowmere, the horse who lived 200 years.
200 years years later, when the Dragonborn emerged from all others, Shadowmere had found a new master. He accompanied him in his travels in Skyrim. He was with him during the Civil War. He helped the Dragonborn practice his magic, to perfect it, so that he may end this terrible dragon crisis. He stuck with him through war and death. With his help, he gathered an Elder Scroll. But it was not to be. Alduin ambushed them. Paarthunax and the Dragonborn fought him in the sky, with Dragonfire and the arcane. When Alduin landed, Shadowmere ran to face his foe. Yet the dragon simply swept him aside, of the mountain top.
And that was the fate of Shadowmere, the horse who lived 200 years.