What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

Well first reason could be your Enclave

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5umS7Ff_ps

top of the class navy seal, secret raids in al-quaeda, 300 confirmed kills, trained in gorilla warfare, top u.s sniper???? are you getting your real life mixed up with your COD online profile? seriously kid?

you took copypasta seriously? seriously kid?

it's a copy pasta of the internet tough guy aka keyboard warrior

ah, didn't know that

By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovakin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again,scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach,you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywher
e, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion.. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're fucking dead, milk-drinker.

By tSaradomin What did you just say about me, you little imp? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the God wars dungeon, and I've been know to cast one hell of a ice barrage, and I have over 300 confirmed impling catchs. I am trained in lunar magic and I'm the master of archery in my clan. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to guthix as I 1 hit you like a goblin, mark my words,. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again,rockcrab. As we speak I have every void knight looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the steel titan,you penguin spie. The steel titan that wipes out the pathetic little baloon animal you call your life. I can be anywher
e, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my vesta's longsword! Not only am I extensively trained in strength and attack, but I have access to the entire chaos dwarfs,tangle vines , Mages guild, and untold hordes of alt killer warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the realm of zamorak.. If only you could have had the prayer to use a divine or retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you bot. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Nex, and open a dragon claw spec the likes of which you have never seen. You're fucking dead, brew drinker.

This is the third time i have seen this and it still looks more like a troll then it does real

You clearly don't understand the concept of copypasta. Also, only 3 times.... Welcome to the internet young grasshopper.

I don't read the comments much i do know though and i know the concept of copypaste

...wat.

Also, *copypasta...

in other words i have been here a while but i don't read comments much

Ah. Okay. It's not really a FJ thing. A lot of the content you see with trolls on 4chan is copypasta.

lol ive seen tht post so many times

my father ran off before i was born. am i mad at him? fuck no. id hate dealing with younger me. and i never met him or even know his name. besides my mom found another guy and ive been calling him dad for most of my life. this is funnyjunk, this post was a joke.

Bitch has gone crazy in this post. Its a joke. fuckn chill.

I'm sure everyone who post something like you said left their kids and thought it was so cool that he made a totally legit comic and uploaded it on funnyjunk... This is site is about posting something funny so get over yourselve it's just a joke, if you don't like it go somewhere else or skip it... By the way i'm sure at some point in your in your life you lauhed at a joke about a disabled person or a racist joke or a joke where something bad happened, everyone did there is nothing wrong about hat

Sure it's funny, wanna know why?
Because it's a fucking joke.

Your post describes it as if we all will abandon our children immediately if the case would rise, when in reality that is completely false, for most of us, anyways.

Regardless, you ARE on a website where pretty much everything is going to get made fun of, so just laugh at these jokes and move on.

Man, u made my day, thx

i have never heard truer words in my life.

Don't get a girl pregnant then? Problem solved. Fag. Ryan and Zach don't like you.

And yet you waste your life on the computer

your anon all you're going to do is suck dick and troll...