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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - suicidalpanda
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Why Do People Type Like This?
Why Do People Type Like This?
#5 to #1 - junkposts
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Becouse they don't understand when to use caps, atleast its what I think :o
User avatar #6 to #1 - anonymousattorney
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Because a large portion of the the rest of the world doesn't speak English.....************.
User avatar #12 to #1 - TopDawg
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Close friend of mine does it, she blames her OCD.
#21 to #1 - anon id: fc84739e
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Nobody texts me like that.
User avatar #23 to #1 - dyllygaf
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When I write with a pen or pencil on paper I tend to capitalize the first letters of random words throughout my sentences without thinking

I have no idea why
User avatar #79 to #1 - letsgosmoke
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It's A Bad Habit
User avatar #119 to #1 - sepheroth
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I used to type like that back when I was a troll on GameFAQs. Easiest way to piss people off. Every single word was like a slap in their face and people would argue with me about my typing for hours.
#15 to #1 - Fronk
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I do it too its a bad habit I have and I think its OCD but I am slowly trying to break the habit, I am sorry.
#17 to #1 - sapphos
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When learning German I learnt that nouns are capitalized. Aka, "I went to the Shop and picked up Eggs and Bacon before giving them to the Cashier to pay." I suppose it might be easier for people who don't speak English to capitalize everything. Hell, for all I know most languages might capitalize every word. :P
#3 to #1 - horaquan
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I know someone who did it, and I asked him why once and he told he thought it looked quote "intelligent and official"

I hate that guy…
User avatar #26 to #3 - gespony
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Intelligent And Official*
User avatar #138 to #3 - mahnamesjakers
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I Asked Someone Why They Talked Like This One Time And He Said That He Was Just Using Proper Grammar. Then I Lost All Faith In Humanity.

But I seriously do hate people who talk like that...
#4 to #3 - horaquan
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*knew
User avatar #9 to #4 - paras
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It still makes sense with "know" instead of "knew". What if he still knows the guy? The only thing that needs to be in past tense is "did" because it was previously done. Learn grammar before you correct someone for it.
User avatar #10 to #9 - paras
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I'm stupid. I didn't realize you were correcting yourself. Still the correction was unnecessary.
User avatar #140 to #10 - mahnamesjakers
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I bet you get a lot of notifications whenever people are talking about Pokemon.
User avatar #162 to #140 - paras
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yeah
#31 to #10 - Brownboa
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The correction wasn't really unnecessary because there was no consistency in his verb tenses. He could have had either "I knew someone who did it," or "I know someone who does it,"
User avatar #163 to #31 - paras
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wrong because he can still currently KNOW the person who DID it previously... if you say KNEW that means he previously knew the person, as in not anymore... I understand what you are trying to say but in this case having consistency in the verb tense in those two words completely changes the meaning of the sentence
#46 - tobiaswhelan
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#91 to #46 - anon id: 1f8af8b4
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Obama was right i do believe it was Obama...thanks Obama!!!
User avatar #67 to #46 - hsm
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OBAMA IS ON FUNNYJUNK!! yeahhhhh take that all other web-sites
#62 to #46 - antimedic
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Not Bad, well played sir, and totally 100% True
#13 - aninymous
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User avatar #51 to #13 - cupcakedevourer
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lol '**** yo sad face'
#32 - anon id: 0cf18daa
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<-
User avatar #34 to #32 - whyaname
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**** forgot to login xD ^ That was me tho :D
#54 to #34 - voltkills
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User avatar #56 to #34 - Schwarzenegger
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Here are your thumbs. Hope you like them red.
#50 to #34 - redthumb
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User avatar #39 to #34 - gavinchase
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No one believes your lie.
Besides, your comments are 13 minutes apart...
#45 to #34 - Roxorz
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Oh, right. Here are your thumbs.
#120 to #34 - commienoodles
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Sad to say it was actually him, show his comment and then hit hide all on the anon's comment. Both dissapear and unless they were posted by the same ip adress that wouldn't happpen.
#44 to #34 - anon id: 53544414
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we don't take kindly to anon content stealing folk
#86 to #44 - leonhaert
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#93 to #44 - anon id: 1f8af8b4
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*fixed*
#36 to #34 - anon id: 53544414
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o rly? trying to take anons thumbs, eh? everyoen hates anons, but what we more hate is users stealing from anons.
#38 to #36 - andnowducks
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#37 to #36 - whyaname
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OHMYGOD this is why I hate FJ O.o
Check the picture details you whores, they're the same
#58 to #37 - themortaldevil
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You mean like this one?
User avatar #49 to #37 - mylazy
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I was going to call you a retard, but then I realized. Hey five other people beat me too it. Guess what. I am still going to call you a retard. You ******* retard.
#42 to #37 - profesoreoak
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you can have the same picture idiot
#55 to #37 - xgameloverx
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Comment Picture
#57 to #37 - kaarvaag
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Just stop it dude
Just stop it dude
#47 to #37 - crabcorehero
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you... i can't even put it into words.
you... i can't even put it into words.
#40 to #37 - gavinchase
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You are really stupid.
#151 to #40 - darkjustifier
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It's actually amazing how many people hate him.
It's actually amazing how many people hate him.
#80 to #37 - beerterror
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#88 to #37 - reyesman
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If you hate it, then GTFO
#75 to #37 - CapnInterwebz
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Dude, it's 25 thumbs. So far, you've lost 120. Even if it was you it doesn't really matter.


Pic related, mfw you this comment
#146 to #37 - wreked
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#48 to #37 - anon id: fe8406cf
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Hey man. Does this look familiar? Guess where I got it. You're comment. This is why you are a ******* retard.
User avatar #73 to #48 - edgeoftheinternet
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*Your
#150 to #73 - darkjustifier
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I did a double check to see if you were right, turns out you were.
#41 to #37 - anon id: 53544414
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#20 - auesis
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MFW All Caps Like This
MFW All Caps Like This
#72 - arnoldbusk
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Yu's fw.
User avatar #11 - troylancelankford
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lol
#22 to #11 - zzjames
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#28 to #22 - agentmoleman
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#30 to #11 - itsmewaffle
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#76 - anon id: 3f50e276
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Why do you guys think its funny and/or cool to breakup with someone when they're pregnant, or say something like "NOTHING TO DO HERE". Seriously, do you even know how ****** up it is to leave your own KID? Sure it might be annoying at first to take care of it, but soon it all gets better and you love your kid.

TL;DR It's not funny when you guys post stuff like leaving your kids, if you actually take care of them, then you won't regret it.
#77 to #76 - WhattheNorris
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**WhattheNorris rolled a random image posted in comment #37527 at Brony Board Nice Edition: Hugs & Smiles ** somebody doesn't know the internet
#78 to #76 - anon id: 4d4017c2
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Why do i lauh when someone tells me a joke where 3871 people die? Because its a joke
#81 to #76 - anon id: b3e13ce3
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No way in hell would I throw my life away to be a parent. I have better things to do with my life than let it revolve around someone else. I could be a scientist and find the cure for cancer or get people to legitimately live in space long-term. This is beside the fact that I ******* hate children with a burning passion.
#133 to #81 - argument
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Don't get a girl pregnant then? Problem solved. Fag. Ryan and Zach don't like you.
#129 to #81 - artyommetro
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And yet you waste your life on the computer
#128 to #81 - zombielovez
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your anon all you're going to do is suck dick and troll...
your anon all you're going to do is suck dick and troll...
#92 to #76 - anon id: 4d18743c
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Faith in Anon has been restored. Time to get off the Interwebs before it is lost again...
User avatar #95 to #76 - afroadam
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my father ran off before i was born. am i mad at him? **** no. id hate dealing with younger me. and i never met him or even know his name. besides my mom found another guy and ive been calling him dad for most of my life. this is funnyjunk, this post was a joke.
#154 to #76 - anon id: b7590ffe
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Jesus Christ all these copypastas are ******* hilarious.
#83 to #76 - majkl
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I'm sure everyone who post something like you said left their kids and thought it was so cool that he made a totally legit comic and uploaded it on funnyjunk... This is site is about posting something funny so get over yourselve it's just a joke, if you don't like it go somewhere else or skip it... By the way i'm sure at some point in your in your life you lauhed at a joke about a disabled person or a racist joke or a joke where something bad happened, everyone did there is nothing wrong about hat
#90 to #76 - bacabac
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Bitch has gone crazy in this post. Its a joke. ***** chill.
#97 to #76 - oniguru
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#107 to #97 - nephritho
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By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovakin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again,scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach,you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywher
e, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion.. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're ******* dead, milk-drinker.
User avatar #131 to #107 - patriotpenguin
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By tSaradomin What did you just say about me, you little imp? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the God wars dungeon, and I've been know to cast one hell of a ice barrage, and I have over 300 confirmed impling catchs. I am trained in lunar magic and I'm the master of archery in my clan. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to guthix as I 1 hit you like a goblin, mark my words,. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again,rockcrab. As we speak I have every void knight looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the steel titan,you penguin spie. The steel titan that wipes out the pathetic little baloon animal you call your life. I can be anywher
e, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my vesta's longsword! Not only am I extensively trained in strength and attack, but I have access to the entire chaos dwarfs,tangle vines , Mages guild, and untold hordes of alt killer warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the realm of zamorak.. If only you could have had the prayer to use a divine or retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you bot. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Nex, and open a dragon claw spec the likes of which you have never seen. You're ******* dead, brew drinker.
#100 to #97 - jakefenris
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#104 to #97 - ZoeZamboni
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#102 to #97 - anon id: 461c9853
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oniguru is such a badass...
#101 to #97 - artyommetro
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This is the third time i have seen this and it still looks more like a troll then it does real
#113 to #101 - tehmanmilk
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User avatar #153 to #101 - GainesWorthy
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You clearly don't understand the concept of copypasta. Also, only 3 times.... Welcome to the internet young grasshopper.
User avatar #158 to #153 - artyommetro
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I don't read the comments much i do know though and i know the concept of copypaste
User avatar #159 to #158 - GainesWorthy
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...wat.

Also, *copypasta...
User avatar #160 to #159 - artyommetro
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in other words i have been here a while but i don't read comments much
User avatar #161 to #160 - GainesWorthy
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Ah. Okay. It's not really a FJ thing. A lot of the content you see with trolls on 4chan is copypasta.
#99 to #97 - anon id: 6ef33ae7
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#98 to #97 - kkkenny [OP]
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lol ive seen tht post so many times
#112 to #97 - griffballaddict
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top of the class navy seal, secret raids in al-quaeda, 300 confirmed kills, trained in gorilla warfare, top u.s sniper???? are you getting your real life mixed up with your COD online profile? seriously kid?
top of the class navy seal, secret raids in al-quaeda, 300 confirmed kills, trained in gorilla warfare, top u.s sniper???? are you getting your real life mixed up with your COD online profile? seriously kid?
#125 to #112 - patriotpenguin
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User avatar #116 to #112 - nephritho
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it's a copy pasta of the internet tough guy aka keyboard warrior
User avatar #117 to #116 - griffballaddict
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ah, didn't know that
#82 to #76 - sortoathepenguin
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Sure it's funny, wanna know why?
Because it's a ******* joke.

Your post describes it as if we all will abandon our children immediately if the case would rise, when in reality that is completely false, for most of us, anyways.

Regardless, you ARE on a website where pretty much everything is going to get made fun of, so just laugh at these jokes and move on.
#85 to #82 - thenez
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i have never heard truer words in my life.
#96 to #82 - disies
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Man, u made my day, thx
User avatar #124 to #76 - enclavexremnant
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What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll **** fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
#127 to #124 - artyommetro
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Well first reason could be your Enclave
Well first reason could be your Enclave
#132 - edgarallenbro
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so fake it hurts...
#2 - bjfchong
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Nuff said
Nuff said
#7 to #2 - jonchar
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This show was one of the greatest ever