![Welp.... Leave my drawing skills, or lack thereof alone, it's almost two in the morning.. Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever:] has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on. There' s not: really much to say at: that point. She walked right past: me and went: into the bedroom I quickly turned the porn off, put: on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off Five minuets](http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Welp....+Leave+my+drawing+skills+or+lack+thereof+alone+it+s_46e7b2_4011482.png "Welp...")
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Leave my drawing skills, or lack thereof alone, it's almost two in the morning.
Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever:]
has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it
with a mask and snorkel on.
There' s not: really much to say
at: that point. She walked right
past: me and went: into the
bedroom
I quickly turned the porn off, put: on some
pants, and took the mask and
snorkel off
Five minuets later: she came out of the bedroom and asked
how my day was... it was like she didn' t just catch me
throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on.
The rest of the evening went: as normal.
Re had baked chicken and green beans for:
dinner:, and then watched the simpsons.
i don' t really know what else to say.
has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it
with a mask and snorkel on.
There' s not: really much to say
at: that point. She walked right
past: me and went: into the
bedroom
I quickly turned the porn off, put: on some
pants, and took the mask and
snorkel off
Five minuets later: she came out of the bedroom and asked
how my day was... it was like she didn' t just catch me
throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on.
The rest of the evening went: as normal.
Re had baked chicken and green beans for:
dinner:, and then watched the simpsons.
i don' t really know what else to say.
...
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brockton (08/16/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
he must have been jacking off to shark week...it explains the snorkel
#88
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gimmeyobrain (08/16/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
**gimmeyobrain rolled a random image posted in comment #469520 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** i will stick my dick in this
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patchesdacrazy (08/16/2012) [+]
(7 replies)
>Freshman at college, 3rd day in, and 3rd day knowing my new roommate
>Me:"Im gonna go pick up my books and shit."
>Him:"Im gonna take a shower."
>Sounds like a plan
>Head out the door, get down stairs
>Shit, forgot my schedule
>Go back upstairs, go back into room
>Find roommate, pants down around his ass, lube out, tissues at the ready, Prick in hand and porn rolling
>Me:"Right, well, Im going for a walk, do whatever you gotta do."
>Aimlessly walk about campus, while bombarded by texts from Roommate begging not to tell anyone.
>Laughing my ass off as I explore campus
>Me:"Im gonna go pick up my books and shit."
>Him:"Im gonna take a shower."
>Sounds like a plan
>Head out the door, get down stairs
>Shit, forgot my schedule
>Go back upstairs, go back into room
>Find roommate, pants down around his ass, lube out, tissues at the ready, Prick in hand and porn rolling
>Me:"Right, well, Im going for a walk, do whatever you gotta do."
>Aimlessly walk about campus, while bombarded by texts from Roommate begging not to tell anyone.
>Laughing my ass off as I explore campus
#6
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Lambda ONLINE (08/15/2012) [-] What? You took the mask and snorkel off? In those minutes she was in the bedroom she was probably sitting naked on the bed waiting for you. Chicks dig snorkels.
#102
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N. Korean citizen (08/16/2012) [-] Confession time:
I'll be honest and say I have a thing for masks. I have no idea why but some masks really me on. I've also always wanted to walk in on my husband/ live in boyfriend while they were jacking off and finish it off by giving them a blowjob.
I'll be honest and say I have a thing for masks. I have no idea why but some masks really me on. I've also always wanted to walk in on my husband/ live in boyfriend while they were jacking off and finish it off by giving them a blowjob.
#16
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doctadoc ONLINE (08/16/2012) [-] **doctadoc rolled a random image posted in comment #213 at You came to the wrong neighborhood ** < What OP was fapping to
#15
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cxvmurphy (08/16/2012) [-] **cxvmurphy rolled a random image posted in comment #716 at New Band ** what he was fapping to.
