I'm slightly scared...... I hit this thing with my shoe, sprayed it with bug spray, and positioned a fan so it went through the blades, and its still fine. Seri
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

I'm slightly scared.....

I hit this thing with my shoe, sprayed it with bug spray, and positioned a fan so it went through the blades, and its still fine. Seriously, what do I do? I have a handgun but kind of like my desk in its bullet hole free state.

I have one of these trapped under a clear glass on my desk. Its about 4
inches long, and very angry. What the **** is it and how many different ways
could it kill me?
...
+2738
Views: 70698
Favorited: 110
Submitted: 08/15/2012
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to charagrin E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(861):

[ 861 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
Anonymous commenting is allowed
#169 - anonymous (08/15/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Now hold on, if you sprayed it with bug spray just slooowly slide the glass down until his wings are showing, light the wings on fire so it can't fly, offer ita treaty, promise him better wings, at this point he will have no choice, he will accept and you must finda way to provide him wings, the wasp will be gratefull and follow you around, but the secret was illuminati don't enjoy wasp and human interactions, you two will go on adventures together slaying the wasp illuminati, however your wasp companion will die in the final battle, you will be crushed but the wasp illuminati will be gone and people will no longer fear wasps, a monument will be built in your honor, on the day of your wasps funeral you will approach the funeral home, and in grief you will grab the doorknob and open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur
#129 - dawggz (08/15/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Beat it, slam it, break it, rip it.
Trash it, burn it, throw and blow it
Char it, pack it, sink it, pave it
Blow it, throw it, eliminate it


User avatar #26 - edgeofshadows (08/15/2012) [-]
The question is will it blend?
User avatar #232 - ireallylikepotatoe (08/15/2012) [-]
I didn't realise that snookie had given birth already.
User avatar #154 - tkuja (08/15/2012) [-]
tame it, ride it
#116 - capinshanks (08/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Gotta Knife-Wrench that ******
#82 - toshibatoshiba (08/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#130 - anonymous (08/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Spray it with compressed air 'til frozen.
Look up fly plane.
Do with this mother ****** .
Post video.
#748 - welcometoatl (08/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#415 - jigglebilly (08/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#230 - zoidbergxxv (08/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
****					 YOUR DESK! SHOOT SO IT DOESN'T BREED!
**** YOUR DESK! SHOOT SO IT DOESN'T BREED!
+37
#332 - stizz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#344 to #332 - anonymous (08/15/2012) [-]
it'll climb up OP's ******* and start a wasp colony. OP will use his new found ass wasp colony to strike fear into those who do not obey him. His ass wasp farts will be the end of the world, on December 21st, 2012. Mark my words.
#875 - thatdamngreek (08/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
did you try setting it to wumbo?
did you try setting it to wumbo?
#228 - anonymous (08/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Be more like this girl and less of a little bitch. This is harmless and drinks nectar.
#426 - stopbeingpotatoes (08/15/2012) [-]
now, let's think about this...
#434 - anonymous (08/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Put your dick in it and post pics
#659 - bladebites (08/16/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Scorpion wasp, the stinger is it's dick.   
Now that I've given you two reasons you should kill it before it eats your soul, I ask that you please don't.  This probably sounds like PETA 						********					, but seriously, could you try to just let it go? Just because it's an insect doesn't man you should kill it.    
I'll probably get down thumbs because people hate it when anyone says anything about "animal rights" or whatever, but I just feel bad that you're basically torturing it for existing. :/    
For your time, I give you this weird gif I never get to use.
Scorpion wasp, the stinger is it's dick.
Now that I've given you two reasons you should kill it before it eats your soul, I ask that you please don't. This probably sounds like PETA ******** , but seriously, could you try to just let it go? Just because it's an insect doesn't man you should kill it.
I'll probably get down thumbs because people hate it when anyone says anything about "animal rights" or whatever, but I just feel bad that you're basically torturing it for existing. :/
For your time, I give you this weird gif I never get to use.
#639 - albertjester (08/16/2012) [-]
it's a baby cazador. you must use a stealth boy, crouch, then hit it with an anti material rifle.
#71 - anonymous (08/15/2012) [-]
KILL IT WITH SCIENCE
[ 861 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)