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I'm slightly scared.....
I hit this thing with my shoe, sprayed it with bug spray, and positioned a fan so it went through the blades, and its still fine. Seriously, what do I do? I have a handgun but kind of like my desk in its bullet hole free state.
Tags: bug scared insec
I have one of these trapped under a clear glass on my desk. Its about 4
inches long, and very angry. What the fuck is it and how many different ways
could it kill me?
inches long, and very angry. What the fuck is it and how many different ways
could it kill me?
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#169
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N. Korean citizen (08/15/2012) [+]
(8 replies)
Now hold on, if you sprayed it with bug spray just slooowly slide the glass down until his wings are showing, light the wings on fire so it can't fly, offer ita treaty, promise him better wings, at this point he will have no choice, he will accept and you must finda way to provide him wings, the wasp will be gratefull and follow you around, but the secret was illuminati don't enjoy wasp and human interactions, you two will go on adventures together slaying the wasp illuminati, however your wasp companion will die in the final battle, you will be crushed but the wasp illuminati will be gone and people will no longer fear wasps, a monument will be built in your honor, on the day of your wasps funeral you will approach the funeral home, and in grief you will grab the doorknob and open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur
#130
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N. Korean citizen (08/15/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
Spray it with compressed air 'til frozen.
Look up fly plane.
Do with this mother fucker.
Post video.
Look up fly plane.
Do with this mother fucker.
Post video.
Lift the glass up ever so slightly and fart into it.