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#39 - cadraniustwo (08/15/2012) [-]
That I was dating someone.
User avatar #374 to #39 - exrflarion (08/15/2012) [-]
Someone i can relate to!
#40 to #39 - grogflop (08/15/2012) [-]
i wish that was a rumor about me to haha
#554 to #40 - anon (08/15/2012) [-]
Grogflop, you are awesome! You have taken the time to respond to a great many comments to your content. Well done. People like you make FJ a much nicer place for lurking anons like me.

Thank you kind sir.
#169 to #39 - madeitforthemusic (08/15/2012) [-]
I've actually had that happen to me before. Sad thing is it wasn't true.
User avatar #3 - Denver (08/15/2012) [-]
"Denver dips his balls in Soy sauce."
User avatar #498 to #3 - spicyballsack (08/15/2012) [-]
then your balls is me.
#4 to #3 - grogflop (08/15/2012) [-]
thanks for the reply
a thumb for you
#15 - waffies (08/15/2012) [-]
I was gay because i didn't hang out with guys, but never asked any girls out.

User avatar #75 to #15 - wastelandgunner ONLINE (08/15/2012) [-]
WWAAAAFFFIIIIIEESSSS
User avatar #678 to #75 - waffies (08/16/2012) [-]
well well hi again wasteland! It appears that everyone is saying my name. Sorry bout the red, tried to help!
#16 to #15 - grogflop (08/15/2012) [-]
thanks
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#17 to #16 - waffies (08/15/2012) [-]
Thanks for being a cool dude and replying to everyone's replies personally
#18 to #17 - grogflop (08/15/2012) [-]
its actually quite fun
#299 - anonynona (08/15/2012) [-]
forgot to return someones pencil in 5th grade, and until high school graduation was known as the pencil ****** .
User avatar #480 to #299 - corkscrew (08/15/2012) [-]
i vote that you should make a new account and name it ************ so that everyone knows you don't return pencils
#340 to #299 - anon (08/15/2012) [-]
Funnier than the content. Good job


pic somewhat related
User avatar #302 to #299 - dritz (08/15/2012) [-]
Oh god, I laughed so hard.
#314 to #302 - chiefsolidcawk ONLINE (08/15/2012) [-]
Cant stop laughing
Cant stop laughing
#243 - frickenidiots (08/15/2012) [-]
i had a dentist appointment that was a few hours long so i just stayed home i came back and some people thought i killed myself. MFW
i had a dentist appointment that was a few hours long so i just stayed home i came back and some people thought i killed myself. MFW
#268 to #243 - anon (08/15/2012) [-]
Side door..
#115 - justicebustedus (08/15/2012) [-]
People once said my hair was insure for 10,000 dollars, and that I do car commercials. IN JAPAN.    
   
?!
People once said my hair was insure for 10,000 dollars, and that I do car commercials. IN JAPAN.

?!
#118 to #115 - grogflop (08/15/2012) [-]
this is hilarius
#253 to #118 - gonz (08/15/2012) [-]
Don't you mean hirarius?
User avatar #343 to #253 - ost (08/15/2012) [-]
Hairarious? No?

I'll just go...
#83 - retardedtriforce (08/15/2012) [-]
I once heard a rumor saying I brought a pellet gun to school. Some kid who hated me one day started spreading the rumor, and someone told the principal. They did a full inspection of my backpack and nothing was in there, except for school stuff.   
The kid who started the rumor, got suspended for a year, I still laugh every time I think about it.
I once heard a rumor saying I brought a pellet gun to school. Some kid who hated me one day started spreading the rumor, and someone told the principal. They did a full inspection of my backpack and nothing was in there, except for school stuff.
The kid who started the rumor, got suspended for a year, I still laugh every time I think about it.
User avatar #557 to #83 - soiherd (08/15/2012) [-]
The same thing happened to me before except I had a real gun. I shot up the school.
User avatar #84 to #83 - retardedtriforce (08/15/2012) [-]
replace suspended with expelled.
That was my mistake.
User avatar #131 to #84 - tvfreakuk (08/15/2012) [-]
Wait... He got expelled for telling a lie?
I got my hair set on fire by a kid with a lighter and deodorant can, and he only got suspended for a week.... And the kid who lied about you was EXPELLED?!
User avatar #5 - immortalfear (08/15/2012) [-]
*fifth grade*- that i stuffed my bra. I didn't even wear a bra.
*last year* That I was several months pregnant, despite having a 36 inch waist. rumor started by a jealous ex.
#6 to #5 - grogflop (08/15/2012) [-]
the first one was great
User avatar #149 to #5 - tulioandmiguel (08/15/2012) [-]
I have a sincere question,

How is puberty for girls? is it a fear blooming late? is it a fear to bloom too soon?

How do you deal with that kind of stuff? when I had 11~14 years, some girls had huge breasts and stuff, and were complete womans, and some were still completly flat. Obviously the boys were crazy for the ones who aready had breasts, and the others were completly ignored as "girls"...

And it seemed as if the ones with "body" didn't like the commotion they caused,
And the others seemed to want that for herselfs.

You don't have to answer, sorry for the personal question. But I don't know any girl intimaly to ask this to her withouth beeing reeeeeeeealy akward...


User avatar #180 to #149 - gaynigger (08/15/2012) [-]
It's pretty much exactly opposite what it would be for guys. I was an early "bloomer" and I never felt comfortable in my own body. I was one of the tallest kids (which NO girl wants to be), I had no idea what the **** to do about my boobs, and I was one of the earlier ones to get my period, which of course, I didn't want.

It only occurred to me when I entered high school that my body was indeed a benefit. And during that time guys were finally passing me in height. About ******* time considering my height is pretty average.

also disregard username, fj community chose it for me
User avatar #600 to #180 - tulioandmiguel (08/15/2012) [-]
Hum, I guess it can be hard for any woman, it indeed is a dificult fase...

And classmates just make it worse...



Thank you for your time.
#605 to #149 - anon (08/15/2012) [-]
...where ever you go...
#607 to #605 - tulioandmiguel (08/15/2012) [-]
But how is that even possible D:
But how is that even possible D:
User avatar #348 to #149 - immortalfear (08/15/2012) [-]
It's different for each girl. I was a late bloomer, with a cups untill I was 14 (they're b's now and balance out since I'm tall and thin). I never had a fear about blooming, I just had a fear of riding the bus to school since several guys would sexually harass me everyday. One would tease me for not being developed, and one would try to grope me any chance he got. Another guy would throw paper, pencils and even a binder at me for no apparent reason.
But yea, some girls crave the attention, and others hate it.
User avatar #620 to #348 - dapianoman (08/15/2012) [-]
What the ****
That's ******* horrible
User avatar #645 to #620 - immortalfear (08/15/2012) [-]
******* . The worst of them were ******* .
User avatar #594 to #348 - tulioandmiguel (08/15/2012) [-]
Oh, I see thank you for your time, whenever I hear something else that I didn't knew about girls it makes me thank god that im a man xD... It seems to be soo much easyer beeing a man.
User avatar #634 to #594 - immortalfear (08/15/2012) [-]
You have no idea -.-
User avatar #665 to #594 - slootyslooot (08/16/2012) [-]
Well heres something mos people don't know about. Boob siz does correspond with waist size. My best friend used to be like a size 15 wich is faily large, but she had double D's so it made up for it. But then, freshman year, she lost 80 pounds and now she has B's...
User avatar #669 to #665 - tulioandmiguel (08/16/2012) [-]
Yeah, that explains why fat girls usualy have bigger tits...

I don't know if my standarts are low, or if I realy like most girls, but fat girls atract me alot, and soo do skinny ones, ( phisicaly the face is the only thing that realy matters to me... )
User avatar #672 to #669 - slootyslooot (08/16/2012) [-]
I swear you're the only one.
User avatar #673 to #672 - tulioandmiguel (08/16/2012) [-]
LoL, i'v seen some people like me, but we are a rare type xD.

I usualt don't judge from basing on the body, but when I do, I first look on the eyes, then the hair, then the thoof, then the face, and then the rest of the body.

I LOVE eyes, half of the beauty of a woman can come from her eyes ( collor, expressions, the way she looks at stuff... etc.. )
User avatar #676 to #673 - slootyslooot (08/16/2012) [-]
What's a thoof?
User avatar #686 to #676 - tulioandmiguel (08/16/2012) [-]
I don't know how to type it,

that thing on your mouth that is used for chewing, teef, toof, I don't know :X

Sorry, im not very good at english ( not my main language )
User avatar #693 to #686 - slootyslooot (08/16/2012) [-]
Teeth?
User avatar #695 to #693 - tulioandmiguel (08/16/2012) [-]
Yeah, that. Thanks.

I need to get better at english :X
User avatar #696 to #695 - slootyslooot (08/16/2012) [-]
What's your original launguage?
User avatar #697 to #696 - tulioandmiguel (08/16/2012) [-]
Portuguese, im just 16 and never had proper english classes, learned it preety much trough games and music...
User avatar #698 to #697 - slootyslooot (08/16/2012) [-]
Dang, that's actually pretty impresive. Your english isn't that bad except for a few words too:)
User avatar #699 to #698 - tulioandmiguel (08/16/2012) [-]
Thanks ^^, but I think it should be better by now, I hear/read/write more in eglish than in portuguese, ( I only TALK more in portuguese than in english ), I should by now be better than I currently am :X

Well practice makes perfection, gotta keep tiyping :P

( I should prob buy a grammar book too... )
User avatar #156 to #149 - bdevils (08/15/2012) [-]
I can actually help with part of your question as a psychology major. Boys and girls are opposites when it comes to puberty. If a girl is to mature early, there is a good chance that she is made fun of by students her age which will cause her to hang out with older people which results in earlier drug use, sexual interaction, etc. For boys, earlier puberty may cause a boy to feel superior because he bloomed earlier.
User avatar #603 to #156 - tulioandmiguel (08/15/2012) [-]
Oh I see, thank you for sharing a bit of your knowledge.

User avatar #254 to #149 - ieatsand (08/15/2012) [-]
I think it would be better to be somewhere in the middle, like I'm 19 and have a cup boobs, and guys pretty much didnt even consider me as a girl until we started talking and stuff.
But on the other hand my friend had 34 d cups in grade seven and hated the attention she would get from annoying creepy guys.
I'm pretty much fine with being tiny because then at least I didnt have to deal with my period and stuff, so I would say its better being a late bloomer, becasue then you actually get nice guys and not just d-bags who want you for your body
User avatar #598 to #254 - tulioandmiguel (08/15/2012) [-]
Also, thank you for your time :3
User avatar #690 to #598 - ieatsand (08/16/2012) [-]
No problem :D and That's why I like having small boobs, 'cause then I don't have to put up with douchebags who just want to crop a feel xD
User avatar #597 to #254 - tulioandmiguel (08/15/2012) [-]
I guess you are right, I always talked to the girls who were late bloomers, because the others I just considered "out of my league ", everyone already wanted theyr attention, and the ones with tiny boobs barely had any ... ( of curse this doesen't apply to EVERY girl, just most of the cases )
#313 - cnyeguy (08/15/2012) [-]
Someone started this rumor that i killed millions of jews, invaded Polland, and was responsible for one of the biggest wars in history. MFW
#339 to #338 - cnyeguy (08/15/2012) [-]
no **** ? my bad friend
#327 to #313 - anon (08/15/2012) [-]
that feel when watching michael phelps at olympics and he can successfully finish a race
#189 - anonmaverick (08/15/2012) [-]
I wasnt even popular enough for rumors to start about me :(
User avatar #532 to #189 - biggydy (08/15/2012) [-]
Well, people usually start rumors about the popular people, or the losers, so you were in the middle, which i think it's pretty nice
#192 to #189 - ilovegir (08/15/2012) [-]
I know that feel, bro.
I know that feel, bro.
#196 to #192 - anonmaverick (08/15/2012) [-]
And unfortunately I’m an introvert who is homeschooled now so it’s not like I’m going to be making friends any time soon.
#199 to #196 - ilovegir (08/15/2012) [-]
Don't say that, man.
Don't say that, man.
#202 to #199 - anonmaverick (08/15/2012) [-]
Um just out of curiosity how many pictures of people huging do you have?
User avatar #255 to #202 - ilovegir (08/15/2012) [-]
The next one is a pony picture that I thought was cute but I know people hate ponies, lol
#459 to #255 - anonmaverick (08/15/2012) [-]
I dont hate ponys i like ponys (real ones that is) i dont watch that show but i respect other peoples right to like whatever they want.
#494 to #459 - ilovegir (08/15/2012) [-]
I like ponies, but seriously, most of the fanbase is the most annoying group of people..
I like ponies, but seriously, most of the fanbase is the most annoying group of people..
#565 to #494 - anonmaverick (08/15/2012) [-]
I think that one might actually be my favorite which im kind of ashamed of.
User avatar #628 to #199 - slootyslooot (08/15/2012) [-]
What episode is that?
User avatar #650 to #628 - ilovegir (08/16/2012) [-]
No idea, but it's when Joey moves or something lol
User avatar #652 to #650 - slootyslooot (08/16/2012) [-]
When Joey moves? Do you mean when Chandler moves in with Monica?
User avatar #653 to #652 - ilovegir (08/16/2012) [-]
Oh man, totally forgot Joey was hugging Chandler for that reason, sorry lol.
User avatar #656 to #653 - slootyslooot (08/16/2012) [-]
It's cool I just didn't remember Joey moving lol. Just a question, who's your favorite character on Friends?
User avatar #670 to #656 - ilovegir (08/16/2012) [-]
Ross, he's so awkward xD
User avatar #674 to #670 - slootyslooot (08/16/2012) [-]
I love Chandler, His jokes are so unfunny that they make me laugh everytime lol! I don't like Ross much though, I was never much of a fan of David Schwimmer...
User avatar #675 to #674 - ilovegir (08/16/2012) [-]
Phoebe is pretty..odd too. Lol.
User avatar #677 to #675 - slootyslooot (08/16/2012) [-]
Yeah. She's my second favorite girl.
#203 to #196 - around (08/15/2012) [-]
I don't have a hug/glomp gif, but this is as close as I can get... I love you, man. I really do. *sniff*
I don't have a hug/glomp gif, but this is as close as I can get... I love you, man. I really do. *sniff*
User avatar #226 to #196 - coustify (08/15/2012) [-]
Same here, I know that feel firsthand.
User avatar #79 - selbs ONLINE (08/15/2012) [-]
i apperently tried to commit suicide with a bb gun
#32 - djismyname (08/15/2012) [-]
People used to say, "You had sex with your sister and got her pregnant!"
Stupid people, I always wore a condom!
#33 to #32 - grogflop (08/15/2012) [-]
thats still weird unless it was a hot step sister then i would bang the **** out of her
User avatar #55 - teatime (08/15/2012) [-]
That i masturbated everyday in the girls dressing room. ******** . It was the bathroom.
#49 - hyote (08/15/2012) [-]
Another one was in Elementary, someone said I kissed my friend Josh
in middle school they said I did him
In highschool I did him again.
I am not ******* gay
#318 - theduberist (08/15/2012) [-]
People used to say I was Joseph Kony
#329 - braviary (08/15/2012) [-]
Went to the hospital for a minor operation, I return a week later and somebody had spread the rumour I'd been in a car accident and died.

mfw I'm in school and people are telling me I'm meant to be dead.
#121 - gloriouschad (08/15/2012) [-]
>7th grade language arts   
>Teacher moves class to new seats because of 1 faggot that keeps acting up   
>Sitting next to friend's ex   
>He doesn't care much for her since they only dated for a week out of a rumor   
>Start talking   
>I can tell she likes me   
>Waiting in line for lunch with her and friend   
>The faggot that caused us to change seats shows up   
>Trying to get her to talk to him   
>She's busy talking to me   
>He goes to her ear and whispers something   
>I heard what he said   
>he 			******		 his sister   
>She's believed him   
>She never talked to me after that
>7th grade language arts
>Teacher moves class to new seats because of 1 faggot that keeps acting up
>Sitting next to friend's ex
>He doesn't care much for her since they only dated for a week out of a rumor
>Start talking
>I can tell she likes me
>Waiting in line for lunch with her and friend
>The faggot that caused us to change seats shows up
>Trying to get her to talk to him
>She's busy talking to me
>He goes to her ear and whispers something
>I heard what he said
>he ****** his sister
>She's believed him
>She never talked to me after that
User avatar #651 to #121 - slootyslooot (08/16/2012) [-]
It would be kind of ****** up if you got with her though, even though your friend didn't care, you'd still be breaking he bro code...
User avatar #655 to #651 - gloriouschad (08/16/2012) [-]
She thought he was gay and threatened to tell the spread a rumor that he was gay unless he proved to her that he wasn't, so he went out with her to prove he wasn't gay. I'm sure you'd give less than a **** to someone that tried to do that to you.
User avatar #657 to #655 - slootyslooot (08/16/2012) [-]
And you wanted to get with her? I do feel sorry for you, because of that asshole who spread that rumor but, don't you think you could do better than be with a girl who was a bitch to your buddy?
User avatar #660 to #657 - gloriouschad (08/16/2012) [-]
At first I didn't want to get with her. But over the course of 2 weeks I seemed to enjoy being around her as she did with me. I Though I don't care much for my friend now since he stole 3 of my games.
User avatar #666 to #660 - slootyslooot (08/16/2012) [-]
....what games..?
User avatar #668 to #666 - gloriouschad (08/16/2012) [-]
Mortal Kombat 9, Portal 2 and Deadspace 2
User avatar #671 to #668 - slootyslooot (08/16/2012) [-]
What a dick.
User avatar #126 to #121 - tvfreakuk (08/15/2012) [-]
There was a rumour that I cheated on my girlfriend because I have a lot of other female friends.
She didn't talk to me about it, she saw me in school, started crying and ran off and one of her friends said angrily "She NEVER wants to speak to you again!"
We were like 15, and I was a virgin, so I didn't cheat on her...
I just think it's stupid that she just thought "Oh, well it must be true."
#137 to #126 - gloriouschad (08/15/2012) [-]
YFW her friend yelled at you
User avatar #406 - iuselemonpledge (08/15/2012) [-]
People thought i was super buff, but im just fat
User avatar #306 - McBalls ONLINE (08/15/2012) [-]
People thought i was having sex with my younger sister. She wasnt even born yet
User avatar #377 to #306 - ishalltroll (08/15/2012) [-]
Only a true master can have sex with his mom and unborn sister at the same time.
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