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me... sad, lonely, and
depressed an the couch
sadd emf
remember ex
girlfriend
realise I still have her number....
maybe I' ll give her a call, see what she is
up tn... ask her out to dinner.
I miss her so bad.
Always fap before
all of a sudden... my "
calling an ex
fathers advice comes
back to me.
I ****** hate that
wort: huess bitch
...
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Submitted: 08/14/2012
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User avatar #8 - bulbakip (08/14/2012) [+] (6 replies)
"never make any crucial decisions horny or angry"
User avatar #317 - pooflinger (08/15/2012) [+] (10 replies)
>be 16
>first real girlfriend.
>things going really smoothly, nicest girl in the world.
>pretty too
>bitches be jealous of her and i
>going out for over a year
>on my way home from school one day i get a text
>"We need to talk"
>Ohboyherewego
>Head to her house, shes sitting calmly on the couch
>She says "Honey, im so sorry but i cant do this anymore."
>I turn away
>feelsbadman
>I say to her as a stare at the wall "why?"
>"We just arent working out. You arent the one for me, and i dont love you anymore"
>A tear falls from my eye.
>no manly tears this time.
>I say to her "I can change baby, is there anything i can do to make this work?"
>As i turn back to look her in the eyes she says
>"Ima need about Tree-Fiddy."
Thats when i realize that my girlfriend is actually an 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleolithic era. Goddamn Loch Ness monster nearly tricked me again!
#212 - DoggyBouncer (08/15/2012) [+] (40 replies)
>Work at a local coffee shop   
>Getting off work as I go to the parking lot   
>Start taking off apron when gorgeous girl notices me   
>Asks if we sell cheap coffee   
>Yeah.... umm I can buy you a cup if you wouldn't mind   
>"Yeah, I would like that"   
>Says she's studying anthropology    
>Start talking about the industrialized world and how it has changed the behaviors of man and blah blah   
>Every time she speaks I would just melt   
>Talk about the world and the universe   
>Tells me she has to leave so I give her my number and she gives me mine   
>Calls me before I got the chance to   
>Asks me to the museum   
>Spend all day at the museums at Balboa Park   
>She is the smartest and most beautiful girl I have ever met.   
>Spend almost every day together for a year   
>Tell her I love her and she says it back   
>We sign a 2 year lease for an apartment   
>I'm saving money to buy an engagement ring   
>I call her and ask her if she's driving home   
>She's on the freeway getting off on the exit   
>Hear fire engines, look down the street and see a car on fire   
>Run down the street "no no no no no"   
>Break down on my knees and start crying with engagement ring in my pocket   
She was killed by a drunk driver who survived the impact. I hope he feels like 						****					 for the rest of his life. I tried to commit suicide 3 years ago, she wouldn't have wanted me to do that, so I didn't pull the trigger. I think about her everyday. I miss her.
>Work at a local coffee shop
>Getting off work as I go to the parking lot
>Start taking off apron when gorgeous girl notices me
>Asks if we sell cheap coffee
>Yeah.... umm I can buy you a cup if you wouldn't mind
>"Yeah, I would like that"
>Says she's studying anthropology
>Start talking about the industrialized world and how it has changed the behaviors of man and blah blah
>Every time she speaks I would just melt
>Talk about the world and the universe
>Tells me she has to leave so I give her my number and she gives me mine
>Calls me before I got the chance to
>Asks me to the museum
>Spend all day at the museums at Balboa Park
>She is the smartest and most beautiful girl I have ever met.
>Spend almost every day together for a year
>Tell her I love her and she says it back
>We sign a 2 year lease for an apartment
>I'm saving money to buy an engagement ring
>I call her and ask her if she's driving home
>She's on the freeway getting off on the exit
>Hear fire engines, look down the street and see a car on fire
>Run down the street "no no no no no"
>Break down on my knees and start crying with engagement ring in my pocket
She was killed by a drunk driver who survived the impact. I hope he feels like **** for the rest of his life. I tried to commit suicide 3 years ago, she wouldn't have wanted me to do that, so I didn't pull the trigger. I think about her everyday. I miss her.
#380 - lindbergz (08/15/2012) [+] (13 replies)
You're doing it wrong.
User avatar #341 - biggydy (08/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
This happened to me like 1 year ago. I was chilling in the park with my friend when 2 girls came to us and said that we were cute, i was surprised since no girl ever said that to me, specially an stranger. Then they asked us for our numbers, we gave them our numbers and they said they were going to call us soon so we go out or something. 2 weeks passed and they didn't called... i was kinda sad since i liked that girl. Then, one day i got a call, it was the girl! She told me to meet her at the park, i agreed. I went to the park and there was she... so cute, i thought i was falling in love. I go say hi to her, she says hi too, and before i say something, she say "wait, let me talk first. Since that day you gave us your numbers, i couldn't stop thinking about you, so i want to ask you something... would you give me tree fiddy?" and it was about that time that i noticed that this cute girl was actually a 500 feet tall and from the paleolithic era
#13 - xstef (08/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Sucks when fapping doesn't work
Sucks when fapping doesn't work
User avatar #19 to #13 - milkandmore (08/14/2012) [-]
No, that means you should call her.
User avatar #274 - uranoob (08/15/2012) [+] (27 replies)
I met this amazing girl at 15 years old. We instantly hit it off. Talking, hanging out, having fun. I finally gathered up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend. She said yes. That moment is the moment I'll never forget. The next 3 years were the happiest of my life. We went to school dances together, prom, graduation. Every year on her birthday, I would get her roses. I spent what little money I had on her. I loved her, and she loved me. Last week that all changed.
Last week she had a serious tone to her voice. She never had one. She was always joking, always smiling. She didn't have a smile on her face. No joy. No nothing.
She sat me down, I asked her what was wrong, and she told me. She told me she had cheated on me with some douche bag that got any girl he wanted just by looking at them (you all know that guy). My reaction? I stood up, left the house, and went to this guys house. Now, i'm not the strongest of people, but I have the weight behind me to do some damage. I beat the **** out of this guy. Literally. I hit him until he actually **** himself. Blackened both of his eyes, broke his nose, jaw, and a cheekbone, broke his left arm, and gave him a nasty gash on his forehead. Left his house.
Got back to my house, saw her sitting on my couch crying her eyes out. I sat next to her, she saw my hand was all ****** up and attempted to fix it. I told her no.
I called her a heartless bitch, explained to her that the last 3 years of my life were spent on her, and that I should have known better. I was screaming at her for about 15 minutes. She was crying her eyes out the whole time.
The last thing I said to her for 4 days was, "Get the **** out of my house."
She texted me on the 5th day asking for forgiveness. I told her that what she did couldn't be forgiven and that I never wanted to see or hear from her again. 2 days later, I haven't left my room. I can't sleep.
TL;DR: Girlfriend cheated, almost killed the guy, told that bitch to **** right off.
feelsbadman
#284 to #274 - walkingdisaster (08/15/2012) [-]
>Claims to literally beat the **** out of a guy
>Has Pinkie Pie as his avatar
#230 - dovahben (08/15/2012) [+] (11 replies)
I dated my high school sweetheart from sophomore year until I graduated. For the first two years things went absolutely perfect. She was clinically depressed and a self mutilator, so I had that very, I don't know, guardian type mentality about her. I needed to protect her from not only from herself, but since she was really pretty, other people. She was smart, beautiful, and my best friend. Throughout my senior year we were off and on very often. Always fighting about things that could have been understood with a little insight and common sense. It makes me wonder what happened, was it me? or her? I can't really say. I understand that the fallout was both of our own doing. But anyways, she calls me two months after we split for the final time and after all that time we never spoke. We were talking and boom, out of nowhere she tells me her sex life since we broke up. I was crushed, because she was going around because she thought that's what I was doing. I thought she would have known me better. For guys I think once we find that one girl who changes us it's hard to just go 						****					 everything. For me at least. Well, I went off to join the military sometime after, when I came back one of our mutual friends told me she got drunk at a party and contracted herpies. The monster got what she deserved needless to say.   
   
TL;DR, dated girl, she became slut, got herpies, Felt good to see her burn.
I dated my high school sweetheart from sophomore year until I graduated. For the first two years things went absolutely perfect. She was clinically depressed and a self mutilator, so I had that very, I don't know, guardian type mentality about her. I needed to protect her from not only from herself, but since she was really pretty, other people. She was smart, beautiful, and my best friend. Throughout my senior year we were off and on very often. Always fighting about things that could have been understood with a little insight and common sense. It makes me wonder what happened, was it me? or her? I can't really say. I understand that the fallout was both of our own doing. But anyways, she calls me two months after we split for the final time and after all that time we never spoke. We were talking and boom, out of nowhere she tells me her sex life since we broke up. I was crushed, because she was going around because she thought that's what I was doing. I thought she would have known me better. For guys I think once we find that one girl who changes us it's hard to just go **** everything. For me at least. Well, I went off to join the military sometime after, when I came back one of our mutual friends told me she got drunk at a party and contracted herpies. The monster got what she deserved needless to say.

TL;DR, dated girl, she became slut, got herpies, Felt good to see her burn.
#111 - waffies ONLINE (08/15/2012) [+] (29 replies)
the reasoning behind that sudden sorrow is that you WANTED it to work, and you WANTED that happiness to come easily, and it makes you forget your reasons for breaking things off. Took me 3 breakups with the same girl to figure that out.
#238 - theycallmeloye (08/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be me, 16 year old male
>Sexting girl, no pix, but dirty talk
>Things getting hot and heavy
>I'm horny as ****
>Fap
>MFW
>Next text reads, "Mhmm, that's nice, well looks like it's gettin late, I better go to bed, goodnight!"
#459 - cakedemon (08/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
good advice
#285 - tenaciousfez (08/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The guy in the third box looks like a douche.
#448 - longwalkson (08/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#232 - espee (08/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Never make a decision when you're horny, angry, or sad!
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#203 - scarydino (08/15/2012) [-]
You do know that, the advice is actually good. You think clearer after you relieve your sexual frustration
You do know that, the advice is actually good. You think clearer after you relieve your sexual frustration
User avatar #7 - turboplague (08/14/2012) [-]
OP you just saved my life. That is the best advice I've EVER heard....
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