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Anon's Love child
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the wonders of masterbation while showering
Mind bottle of hand lotion
seems just big enough to fit in bottle with cap off
pstart pounding that bottle like its my
scum in said hand lotion
ado this for many. many. MANY weeks
mister aparently uses hand lotion
mete pregnant
pearents freak out and take her to get a rape kit
Mind my semen ALL OVER HER FUCKING EDDY
pearents beat me senseless
3 months later
mister gives birth to freakish incest baby
was creepy ass webbed fingers and shit
threw baby in the ocean
aand that is how aquaman was born
H still love him..,
MEN Lilllie iii' '
Expecting dinosaur thread
entries‘: I
the wonders of masterbation while showering
Mind bottle of hand lotion
seems just big enough to fit in bottle with cap off
pstart pounding that bottle like its my
scum in said hand lotion
ado this for many. many. MANY weeks
mister aparently uses hand lotion
mete pregnant
pearents freak out and take her to get a rape kit
Mind my semen ALL OVER HER FUCKING EDDY
pearents beat me senseless
3 months later
mister gives birth to freakish incest baby
was creepy ass webbed fingers and shit
threw baby in the ocean
aand that is how aquaman was born
H still love him..,
MEN Lilllie iii' '
Expecting dinosaur thread
entries‘: I
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#34
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WootBoot ONLINE (08/15/2012) [+]
(21 replies)
>be me, 17 years old
>at taco bell with friends
>eat way too much food
>get in my friend's car
>on the way to my house
>halfway there when stomach starts to rumble
>ivemadeahugemistake.jpg
>suddenly feel the pressure of a thousand exploding suns straining against my poor anus
>hold it like a fucking champ
>finally arrive at my house
>not sure if i can get out of the car without shitting myself
>decide to clench my cheeks like a motherfucker and go for it
>belt gets caught on the door as im getting out
>pants come off
>oh god i can't hold it
>RELEASE THE KRAKEN
>molten hot taco diarrhea blasts furously out of my asshole like water from a fire hydrant
>completely drenches my friend
>OH GOD WHY ANON?! WHY?!!
>while crying from the massive pain in my asshole i crawl to my bathroom
>leave a trail of shit from the car
>lie in the tub with the shower on covered in shame and shit
>never speak to friend again
>stomach hurts so bad that once i get in bed all i want to do is rock and roll all night
>and party every day
>at taco bell with friends
>eat way too much food
>get in my friend's car
>on the way to my house
>halfway there when stomach starts to rumble
>ivemadeahugemistake.jpg
>suddenly feel the pressure of a thousand exploding suns straining against my poor anus
>hold it like a fucking champ
>finally arrive at my house
>not sure if i can get out of the car without shitting myself
>decide to clench my cheeks like a motherfucker and go for it
>belt gets caught on the door as im getting out
>pants come off
>oh god i can't hold it
>RELEASE THE KRAKEN
>molten hot taco diarrhea blasts furously out of my asshole like water from a fire hydrant
>completely drenches my friend
>OH GOD WHY ANON?! WHY?!!
>while crying from the massive pain in my asshole i crawl to my bathroom
>leave a trail of shit from the car
>lie in the tub with the shower on covered in shame and shit
>never speak to friend again
>stomach hurts so bad that once i get in bed all i want to do is rock and roll all night
>and party every day
#13
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presidentkupo (08/14/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
YES A free brazzers account! Just what I always wanted. Thank you OP.
#230
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pollux (08/15/2012) [+]
(9 replies)
>implying 10 year olds can produce semen on their first year of masturbating
#227
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pinkieisbestpony (08/15/2012) [-] **pinkieisbestpony rolled a random image posted in comment #52934 at Slice of Life thread II ** My face when I cum on my sister
#186
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theofficialbvgn (08/15/2012) [+]
(10 replies)
I have a question. Why does the sister put hand lotion in her vagina?
#79
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WootBoot ONLINE (08/15/2012) [+]
(8 replies)
>be me, 18 years old
>still a virgin
>decent looking black chick i used to go to school with adds me on fb
>likes over 9000 of my pictures
>start conversation
>slut agrees to fuck me after 10 minutes of talking
>pick her up in my car the next day
>shits getting hot and heavy in the back seat
>start taking clothes off
>she stops, looks me in the eyes
>Anon, theres something you need to know
>what is it?
>before we do this....im gonna need about tree fiddy
>God damnit loch ness monster, I aint gonna give you no tree fiddy, get the fuck out of my car
>still a virgin
>decent looking black chick i used to go to school with adds me on fb
>likes over 9000 of my pictures
>start conversation
>slut agrees to fuck me after 10 minutes of talking
>pick her up in my car the next day
>shits getting hot and heavy in the back seat
>start taking clothes off
>she stops, looks me in the eyes
>Anon, theres something you need to know
>what is it?
>before we do this....im gonna need about tree fiddy
>God damnit loch ness monster, I aint gonna give you no tree fiddy, get the fuck out of my car
