Spiderbro. . Anonymous 01/ 13/ I ) trrave spiderbro 2: seats random bugs and in my kitchen Pence killed 2: swe live crappily together for a few months night: go
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Spiderbro

Anonymous 01/ 13/ I )
trrave spiderbro
2: seats random bugs and **** in my kitchen
Pence killed
2: swe live crappily together for a few months
night: go to bars and pick up girl
swaring girl heme: end up heading to my bedroom
c: is on wall
girl wreaths runs heme
2: sget an angry I kill spiderbro for denying me my needs
Bind out from firend couple days later that the girl had herpes.
c: knew
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Submitted: 08/14/2012
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User avatar #31 - jokeface (08/15/2012) [+] (17 replies)
>Be earlier this evening
>Buy groceries
>On my way home
>Notice spider crawling on steering wheel
>Startled, begin driving erratically
>Oncoming truck
> ******
>Spider shoots web, pulls itself and the steering wheel to the side
>Life saved
>Spiderbro took the wheel
>Where were you Jesus?
>Convert to church of Spiderbro
#1 - furrylove (08/14/2012) [-]
YFW
#67 - fagnipples (08/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>tiny house spider in corner of room
>cool I guess he'll kill flies and stuff
>he doesn't do anything and there's ******* bugs everywhere
>bugs just crawl past him
> ******* beta spider
>insult spider every day
>wake up this morning and he's running around on my face
> **** self
>fling spider across room
>spray it with deodorant until it's moving very slowly
>leave it to die caked in deodorant, yet still breathing
>mfw I am ultimate lord of the spiders and I have just smited the spider for being lazy
+64
#69 - sharkwaffle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
#77 - anonymous (08/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>be me
>living in arizona
>no spiders. just scorpions
>scorpybro walks in the middle of my room
>let him be since he cause no harm
>later that night he climbs onto my bed
>stings me
>go to hospital
>almost died

damn you scorpybro
#76 - freshbakedrolls (08/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>be me 3 days ago   
>						*******					 smart ass spider lives over my side door   
>named him henry   
>before spider bro i would get attacked by moths from the light   
>after spider bro there was no more moths   
>he perfectly angled his web so when i opened the door i would miss it   
>one day i go out and see henry isnt there.   
>freak out because i thought maybe i hit him with the door   
>mfw my mom is telling me the story about how she killed a huge ass spider over the side door   
   
i now get attacked by  moths again. i miss you henry. i miss you spider bro
>be me 3 days ago
> ******* smart ass spider lives over my side door
>named him henry
>before spider bro i would get attacked by moths from the light
>after spider bro there was no more moths
>he perfectly angled his web so when i opened the door i would miss it
>one day i go out and see henry isnt there.
>freak out because i thought maybe i hit him with the door
>mfw my mom is telling me the story about how she killed a huge ass spider over the side door

i now get attacked by moths again. i miss you henry. i miss you spider bro
#56 - ascian (08/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>be a spider
>humanbro brings over some chick
>icansmelltheherpes.jpg
>scare the **** out of her
>she leaves
>humanbro gets mad at me for scaring her off
>humanbro kills me
>mfw

**** you humanbro.
#16 - pooispancake (08/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Live in Midwest
>Don't have spiderbro
>Find one in my room, find out later its brown recluse saw it from far away
>I Leave it. ************* .jpeg
>Wake up next day sick as ****
>See bite mark on my leg
>Go to emergency room
>They said if i was there 2 hrs later, i would of lost my leg
>Have arachnophobia ever since
>Everyone thinks i am a pussy because I'm scared of spiders.
>MFW




#34 - infinitesinz (08/15/2012) [-]
Is this spiderbro?
#21 - pinkiedash (08/15/2012) [+] (14 replies)
#36 - novastroyer (08/15/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>see spider bro and his buddy
>have moths
>decide not to kill spider buddies because they can take care of moths
>moths are gone
>thanks spider buds
>moths out of ******* no where
>spider buds are no where to be seen
>"bastards got them!!!!"
>go on moth killing spree
>mfw spider buds have been taken
#117 - zombiepipboy (08/15/2012) [-]
>be 16   
>see big black spider in corner of bathroom   
>note to self, kill later   
>a week goes by and every time i must remember to kill spider   
>a month rolls by and spider still there   
> my sister and i have named him Peter after Peter Parker   
> couple of weeks later spider gone wtf   
>Dad tells us at dinner table he killed a big spider in our bathroom   
>NOT PETER!   
ofw
>be 16
>see big black spider in corner of bathroom
>note to self, kill later
>a week goes by and every time i must remember to kill spider
>a month rolls by and spider still there
> my sister and i have named him Peter after Peter Parker
> couple of weeks later spider gone wtf
>Dad tells us at dinner table he killed a big spider in our bathroom
>NOT PETER!
ofw
#138 - sarc (08/15/2012) [-]
Spiderbro NO!!!
#96 - spideybro (08/15/2012) [-]
>see spider in apartment
>think of spiderbro and purposefully do not kill
>name him "Eric the Arachnid" because why the **** not
>doing pull ups one day
>after finished, realized Eric was hiding on the door frame
>I was sticking my face centimeters from his spot multiple times
>Eric was ******* awesome for not jumping in my face
>my name
User avatar #6 - samxdaxman ONLINE (08/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i never understood why people are afraid of spiders. i mean they eat mosquitos which are ******* annoying little punks, they dont do anything to harm us and personally, i think theyre kinda cute. not in a OMG I WANNA PICK IT UP AND HUG IT FOREVER type thing but they look innocent enough.
#88 - millennial (08/15/2012) [-]
Happened awhile ago
> Have arachnophobia
> See post of "Spiderbro" everyday on FJ
> Spider in my room
>Resist urge to get somebody to kill it and just stare at it
>Decide to walk over to it and stare from there
>Spider runs on leg
> Freak the ever loving **** out and stomp it to death.
>Father comes in and tells me it's a brown recluse and that it would've ****** me up.
> Mfw I killed Spiderdouche
User avatar #174 - Katzie (08/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>have humanbro
>leaves bugs and **** in kitchen for me to eat
>once there was a mouse
>we live happily together for a few months
>humanbro leaves for a while
>no biggie
>spidey senses tell me something is wrong
>wait in bedroom
>humanbro comes in with tainted girl
>girl runs
>humanbro raises his foot above me
>I loved humanbro
>I only wanted to help
#130 - bubbabrent ONLINE (08/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**bubbabrent rolled a random image posted in comment #588934 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** mfw i kill best friend
User avatar #73 - tariv (08/15/2012) [-]
I have a tiny spiderbro, he built a web on my windowsill. There's a small crack that bugs used to get in through. That's where he built most of his web. No more bugs getting in. He's maybe 3 mm in size and he ****** up a dragonfly. I let him keep the empty exoskeleton as a trophy.
#41 - lilpuffsixthirteen (08/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>live in florida
>find spider as big as plate in the corner
>decide not to kill it because it will get rid of the damn roaches
>come home from school
>see mom stomping on something
>realize it's spider bro
>MFW


**** you mom

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