One does not simply...

That face reminds me of the show, ehre there are three guys, asking questions to one guy that does not have any sense of humour, at all.

What's it called?

The Ricky Gervais Show. That tangerine is Karl Pilkington's likeness. He is a closet genius.

Thank you so much!

Take this

Deadliest Warrior Season 2 Ep 13, the Navy Seals guy is insane lol

deadliest warrior

your face turns into a black man stabbing a gel torso 20 times?

Because it was on 9gag.

MFW you dont have a face when...

MFW you don't have a face when he don't have a face when...

Gif unrelated

He's got a face, it's two ponies hugging.

Did someone called me?

damn, wish my dreams were that mild. i only have nasty nightmares though or no dreams at all.

Here's what you do, get a note book, or at least a piece of paper. Once you have a dream, whether it's a nightmare. Write as much as you can about that dream on to the piece of paper. And read it. Tomorrow, when you go to sleep again. Read what you wrote, try to visualize your dream. Go to sleep. Repeat.

now try that with four personalities, it wont work and i can remember my dreams from weeks ago. in my dreams i don't just see the disturbing things i feel them and i usually wake up in a rage due to the pain. imagine you're having a nightmare now in that nightmare you see something or many somethings suffering and you can feel their suffering but are powerless to put a stop to it, when i rage and don't wake up i usually end up slaughtering everything thats causing my suffering in the most gruesome way imaginable and i have no control over it. so when i go to bed i try as hard as i can to keep my mind blank so theres nothing but pitch black until i wake up in the morning. i mostly have these types of dreams because a lot of very messed up things have happened to me.

Oh, so that's what you meant about nasty. Yeah, I'm not an expert of personality disorders. Have you been seeing a doctor about this sort of thing? Do you recognize the people or "things" suffering? The next time you have this sort of thing. Have a calm mind. Close your eyes, block out any sounds, and imagine a peaceful beach. Imagine the waves crashing into the sand, and open your eyes. The one biggest mistake you can have is not having a calm mind.

Now, I'm not saying for you to force your way into this nightmare to test this theory. It is only an idea that I think can help you.

one time i did recognize what was making me angry and sad but i would never attack what i saw. the dream started out i was working on a task and found a payday bar(don't know why) and out of the corner of my eye i see a small budgie flying around and i realize I'm in a room resembling a shed and there's more loose birds flying around, then the pain/hunger/sadness hits me like a ton of bricks and i realize that the room is filled with cages with all different types of birds many of them dead from neglect and the ones that were smart enuf to escape are trying to cannibalize off the ones that are trapped and i can see them tearing chunks out of each other and i can feel their sad because they were abandoned and they know it and were left to die a slow death of starvation i try to help them and they start trying to tear at my hands and arms(i can feel their bites) and i feel all their pain and suffering and anger many times worse to which i wake up in a seething rage with tears streaming out of my eyes and my big female eclectus NOVA perched on my arm looking down at me with a look of worry and trys to calm me and then goes back under my blankets to finish sleeping(she's very quiet and gentle).

So, that's where you get your username from. As I said, I'm not an expert on personality disorders. Go to a doctor

true but my original screen name here was scarletbirds and that account got hammered by a user and his followers because he decided he didn't like me because i always have an answer to almost everything on almost any subject. they force banned me with red thumbs.

Know who this person is?

i don't remember but i did report them, it was several months ago(i think, my sense of time is warped).
one of them was mrdrprofessor but he wasn't even the worst it was the second guy that did the damage. i'll tell you if i find him again.

what the fuck are you talking about i dont have followers?

hey it was either you or that other guy, sorry if it wasn't you, but i kinda figured it was because you seemed really hostile at the time and no i was referring to the other guy about the followers bit you seemed mostly loud and insulting and the fact that you were bragging about trolling everyone and a bunch of other stuff that i read lead me to believe it could have been you, now i know it wasn't and I'll go hunting for that other person.

Dude you think there shouldnt be a government. Nobody here has followers. The stupidity of that idea is what got you red thumbs

actually, i know better than that and the more i see/hear the more i know. you didn't see my other posts so you can't know and i accidentaly deleted my old posts so i can't show you what i mean. the other person in question got all his friends involved once i showed him up by displaying what i knew and giving a response he couldn't figure out, it also wouldn't be the first time i saw something like this happen as well, I've been using this site since about 2000 and have seen this crap happen 7-9 times.

as for your comment about the gov, why do you think we are helpless? what makes you so sure you're right? i can understand having a leader but when every little aspect of your life is controlled simply for the sake of controlling, somethings gotta give and given enuf time it will. just imagine a world with no economy where you get what you work for and don't have any part taken unless earned by those who take it, when i barter with someone else we trade based on perceived value and theres no one taking any part of it away without approval from both parties, the same should be true of the rest, we want roads we build them ourselves, want fuel? build and supply! want technology? build and supply! no one has to tell us to do it if it's what's desired and people will always reach for that which they desire, it's in their nature to do so and thats why governments are so unstable, they take away that which we desire in all ways applicable. as for me i'll never be that weak or helpless, even if i am considered small i'm also considered very inteligent and a hoarder of information and on that note i can create that which i desire even without an infrastructure and even if i need to start from scratch and so can many other people, learning to properly live without reliance on others isn't rocket science.

you are literally too stupid to talk to. your lack of intelligence baffles me. have a good life, it probably wont last too long

fine have it your way(but you won't like it!), you don't know anything about me, especially regarding how smart i am. behavior speaks louder than anything regarding intelligence and you have proven that point.

I could give a person -100 thumbs every day. More if I'm really bored. If you want, I could...

how would you do that, i thought we were only allowed to vote x20 per a user per 24hr period to prevent cheating? besides i already did that and it doesn't work if the person has their own virtual army from facebook to do their bidding, also if you want to see nova i posted a pic of her with phoenix a long time ago on this account. just in case you're wondering i can literally build almost anything a person could desire or give them blueprints from an idea so they know how to build that which they desire with locations for all the parts and materials if feasible. sorry for the delay i had to go eat, first time today and the time is 5:30pm from my location.

Proxies (four proxies and myself is equal to 100 thumbs), I'm a tech guy myself. I've started to get into robotics thou.

gotta go and tow someone(again LOL). c ya.

i can design robotic frames and internals but not the boards or wiring, i don't know enuf yet, i also work with carbon fiber, stone, jewels, precious metals, standard metals and anything industrial as well as weapons and tool design and much much more and all i need is a hint of an idea.
if you wrote a web bot that was programmed to target a user from your account and use a proxy that changes every 20 votes(or whatever the max vote is) you could give someone about 1000 red thumbs in an hour by programming it to red scroll down thru their comments at randome so it remains less suspicious.

Yeah, I'm just too lazy to do that. I only needed to give someone thumbs like, maybe once.

but making the program work properly would mean that you wouldn't have to work nearly as hard later because it could be used when ever you want it, even on multiple targets and on other web sights saving you from more work later. it always helps to make more tools because you will never have to work as hard once you have them.

doctors would only make it worse, i can't take meds, my body doesn't work like it's supposed to(genetically unstable), neither do any meds. i have a rare metabolic disorder that messes with my muscles and energy. in case you're wondering the first 1-2 talk and 3-4 don't but 1-3 are useful and harmless but 4 is deadly and i keep it locked away because it will remind me of things that i try to forget, 1-2 are my original personalities but ironically 2 is the first one i had but isn't dominant anymore because 1-2 work as a unit to speed my thinking up and each has its own group of skills, 3 is where most of my gifted abilities come from and the other ones work with it to create anything i decide to build, 3 will act like an anchor for 4 to keep it grounded until someone does one of the few things that enrages me, i don't simply get angry because i lack normal emotions, but can feel the emotions of others around me(telepathic empathy) and will mirror them especially hostility which i will send back double and personality 4 will brake loose and make me many times stronger than i was at the cost of causing self damage to destroy the enemy at all costs, at this stage i feel nothing including pain and revert back once the threat is disabled, otherwise i will always remain perfectly calm, even if someone trys to scare me. and theres much more but this is just a hint.

You also show signs of paranoia (doctors would only make it worse). You never know what will happen if you don't try.

it's not that, every time i go to the doctors i end up getting messed up, i have perfect control over my emotions when I'm awake, unless someone messes with me or i start remembering stuff i intentionally suppressed because it bothers me to which i will become perfectly quiet and seem to slow down until i get back full control of my emotions, people at work will notice this and avoid bothering me because i have told them about the problem and how best to deal with me, once I'm in full control i go back to being my random self. then again most people don't bother me because i look kinda blah, my skin is green, my eyes look sunken and are sensetive to any light and i hate most sound due to being sensetive and i walk like a ghost making no sound even when running, but i'm still the best repair man they have and the customers like me because i will notice if something is wrong and fix it for them if i can or notify the server(s)/manager(s) for best service.

Well, I should at least recommend therapy, have someone listen to your problems. Like I have.