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Wow, nearly into the top 15. Thats 3 photos so far. Shows all the new fags you don't have to be Mondo or DSend to make it to the top.<br />
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This is a compilation of the world' s
BIGGEST AND BADDEST
SSC Ultimate Aero
Is that a goddamn spaceship? Nope!
This is the world' s fastest production
car and it does . It' s backed by
a 1183 hp Twin Turbo Engine. It' s
even faster than the Bugatti Veyron.
You wanna blow a girls panties off?
Drop the hammer on this baby and
you' ll hit 60 mph in 2. 78 seconds.
This is the soon to be world' s fastest
bullet car. It is not official yet but this
baby is going to do 1, 050 MPH, the
fastest speed traveled on land. It has
only cost 12, 000, 000 British Pounds
so far, not bad right?
Traveling by train has always
been an economical means of
travel, but what about at 186
MPH and in style. This was
designed by Japanese
engineers and pulls off
traveling on rail at 186 MPH
while using 19% less energy
than previous bullet trains.
That' s pretty damn impressive.
North American Aircraft
This is a single manned aircraft,
not jet plane. It has broken the
world records for highest
elevation flight and top speed
for a manned aircraft( next to
space shuttles obviously). It has
been flown at altitudes of 63. 7
miles high and flies at 4, 520
MPH. Thats nearly twice the
speed of the Blackbird.
This bad boy is backed with
57, 000 of boost,
enough to blow your socks off.
The is launched from under
the wing of a Airplane.
This hot bitch right here holds the
record for the fastest air breathing
manned air craft. It flies at top speeds
and altitudes and takes off on its own
from the ground. It can fly at altitudes
of 80' 000 feet and bust out speeds of
2, 190 MPH. The can pull 4 G' s at
level flight. That means that you weigh
4 times normal due to the amount of
pressure being exerted on your body
because of the acceleration. You
wanna fly one right? Well theres only
12 left out of 32, so march on over to
the Airforce and ask for a ride!
Winchester .223 Super Short Magnum
This bullet comes out
of a handgun and it
travels at 2, 700 MPH.
If you got hit by that
the hole on the other
side of your body
would be about the
size of your birthday
cake.
Box Jellyfish( ' s not a box) See this little glow in the dark
jellyfish? Isn' t it cute? Well it' s, it
has caused over 5, 567 recorded
deaths since 1954. Which is more
than any other animal in the world.
The chances of surviving are so slim
because after being stung, most
people can' t even make it to shore
because they go into shock and
drown. And even if you do make it
to shore, unless treated immediately
your also going to die. Don' t worry
though, these only live in Australia
and Asia.
The Bur] Khalifa( orig. Bur] Dubai)
It' s beautiful isn' t it? It looks like
something right out of a scipii
movie. This building holds the
record as the tallest building in
the world towering 2, 716 feet( 828
meters) above the city of Dubai.
The Bur] Khalifa can be seen 95
miles off, that' s 501, 600 feet. The
Bur] Khalifa has condos, offices,
shops, restaurants inside and an
entire shopping mall attached to
it. The Bur] Khalifa is the most
prestigious property to live on in
the world, if you had a condo in
here you could have any woman
you want. The Bur] Khalifa had
up to 20, 000 people coming in
each day to work on it. Pretty
damn amazing, eh?
And I make another
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User avatar #39 - SarcasticGuy (05/05/2010) [+] (4 replies)
This is hilarious! Please make moar! (don't read my name)
User avatar #50 - adamsvette (05/05/2010) [+] (2 replies)
u are awesome. i would thumb you twice but i cant
User avatar #51 to #50 - YourConscious (05/05/2010) [-]
part 2 soon.
User avatar #8 - VladDracula (05/05/2010) [+] (6 replies)
He forgot to put a picture of my penis on there.
User avatar #14 to #11 - TheAdolfHitler (05/05/2010) [-]
Yes, and yours would fit nicely in the "baddest" part of the title.
User avatar #1 - FJalltheway (05/04/2010) [+] (6 replies)
isnt production car is defined as making 5,000 in a year
User avatar #54 - etchysketchy (05/05/2010) [-]
if i was at the top of that building i would **** enough bricks to build a house .
User avatar #36 - MonkeyLaffs (05/05/2010) [-]
POST SOMETHING FUNNY!
#30 - bagman (05/05/2010) [-]
Hahahahahaha!!!! Jokes on you, mega-bullet! I never GOT birthday cakes so there would be NO HOLE in me!!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!



*sob*
#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
look up the worlds fastest cars, theyr'es like 4 just 1 mph slower than other, the farrarie enzo is like 255 mph lol
User avatar #32 to #29 - YourConscious (05/05/2010) [-]
Good luck getting it up to that speed, you would need about 8 miles of run way.
#9 - EpicEmoKitteh **User deleted account** (05/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Last Picture:
First the Twin Towers, Now...
User avatar #55 - GrantImahara (05/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
The previous record for tallest residential building was the Eureka Tower in Melbourne australia. It cost about 2000$ a NIGHT for the top floor and 600$ for the lower floors. Not to worry, you get all the comforts of home. You get a "free" gym membership for as long as you live there.

: )
User avatar #48 - Idontseewatudid (05/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
the SR-71 is so badass that when it goes fast enough, the lucky son of a bitch piloting it cant handle the amount of pressure put on them! plus i heard it can circle the earth in just one hour
User avatar #46 - sucibus (05/05/2010) [-]
how do u make like a compilation like this pls help ?
#31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
didn't some girl just survive a box jellyfish sting?
#24 - Johnythehobo (05/05/2010) [+] (8 replies)
I personally disagree that the ultimate aero is better than the bugatti veyron, Buggati's 0-60 is faster, the thing has a w16 in it, the top speed is only slightly less than the aero, And, the Veyrons w16, has a restrictor on it so it cant go any faster than the 250 mph, u take off the restrictor, u get speed upwards of 270 mph.
User avatar #20 - Butt Nuggit (05/05/2010) [+] (1 reply)
the Blackbird got retired a WHILE ago
#19 - qazokm (05/05/2010) [+] (3 replies)
where is chuck norris?
User avatar #18 - scottalias (05/05/2010) [-]
So, when did the < and > buttons start working? so cool!
User avatar #12 - Blastattack (05/05/2010) [-]
INTERNETZ IS LIES!!!

... anyhow... the .223 WSSM is in fact a rifle round, but you got the speed right. She can actually go a little faster.

That car is ****** awesome, btw.
#38 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/05/2010) [-]
the thing about there being only 12 black birds is a lie i hapeen to know the guy who was head of the project in the military and durring peacetime they stoped the project. when iraq war came we needed them but could only manage to get 2 back into working condition the rest dont work anymore.
#45 - themeat **User deleted account** (05/05/2010) [-]
please dont make another, none of this was funny. not even the text was funny.
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