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N. Korean citizen (08/13/2012) [-]
Sorry to be the anonymous asshole. But your life is so fucked up your girl friend dumps you and the only place you have to go for emotional support is funny junk.
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urbanjediskem (08/13/2012) [-] dude weed coke black jack and hookers then text her calling her names
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radtastic (08/13/2012) [-] I dated a guy for 4 years. We did everything together. We wanted to get out of our state so bad and see the rest of the USA that we saved up and traveled in his old chevy van, living in a tent and the van, just traveling for about 7 months. We only had each other. He left me a year or two ago......THE TRUTH IS you are never going to forget about them, but yes it does get better. Just try to keep your mind occupied. I am sorry but there is NOTHING anyone can say to ease the pain. But hey, Shadows only prove sunshine. Keep your chin up.
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N. Korean citizen (08/13/2012) [-]
Give her some time. And try to talk to her in a few days. Just begin as friends again. Then, my friend, you remind her why she dated you in the first place. Show off your charming side, be a gentlemen. Make her fall in love you all over again. Then she will ask you out again.
That's when you have your chance. Invite her to your house, when you parents are away. But you're gonna need some stuff. A camel, A bucket, some plastic wrap and some speakers. Place the speakers so they are facing an angle of about 30 degrees from the 90. So a total of 120 degrees. Put the plastic wrap over the speakers. And then get the shit from the camels, put it in the bucket and bring to that room. Put the shit on the plastic wrap. And when she comes over ask her to wait in the room. A controller that can control the device you are using to play the speakers would be a good choice. When she enters the room, close the door behind her and lock it. Then press play. Let the shit go all over her, and now that i think about it you should feed the camel some sexual performance enhancing pills before hand. Bring the camel inside and put in the room. And then sit back and enjoy. If you are serious about getting back with her though. ignore this paragraph and only focus on the first one. It worked for me.
That's when you have your chance. Invite her to your house, when you parents are away. But you're gonna need some stuff. A camel, A bucket, some plastic wrap and some speakers. Place the speakers so they are facing an angle of about 30 degrees from the 90. So a total of 120 degrees. Put the plastic wrap over the speakers. And then get the shit from the camels, put it in the bucket and bring to that room. Put the shit on the plastic wrap. And when she comes over ask her to wait in the room. A controller that can control the device you are using to play the speakers would be a good choice. When she enters the room, close the door behind her and lock it. Then press play. Let the shit go all over her, and now that i think about it you should feed the camel some sexual performance enhancing pills before hand. Bring the camel inside and put in the room. And then sit back and enjoy. If you are serious about getting back with her though. ignore this paragraph and only focus on the first one. It worked for me.
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hipsophobadon (08/13/2012) [-] **hipsophobadon rolled a random image posted in comment #83 at D'awwwwwww **
I've been dating a girl for 8 months now.
I thought it was long but now this post and the comments makes me feel like a child...
I've been dating a girl for 8 months now.
I thought it was long but now this post and the comments makes me feel like a child...
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deadfeds (08/13/2012) [-] I was dating this girl for 3 years, I planned on marrying her. Anyway one day she tells me she fell for another guy. I was upset for a long time, and thats about the only thing that will heal it. But see I havent had a girlfriend since, well one for like a week but I dont count that. But maybe if you got another girlfriend it would help, but I wouldnt jump into it. I know exactly what youre feeling right now, its a horrible thing but it does pass. Thats what you need to focus on, is that one day youre gonna think about her and youll notice that your heart doesnt skip a beat. Ive been through this, I am always here if you need someone to talk to bro.
