WTF OLYMPICS!

Stuff like this always pisses me off, IF they're was a secret society like the Illuminati, why the fuck would everyone know about it and talk about it? i think it's just a way for niggers to explain triangles.

that's what they want you to believe!

That's such an easy response! how exactly would they do that?

same as aliens, we tend to believe they exists but even if we see a legit video of an extraterrestrial object we will think its fake.

That's totally different! I think i'd respect the theory of a secret society if people didn't think that Idiots like Rihanna, Jay-z, Nicki minaj etc. were in it, when someone says that i lose all respect for humanity!

they need idiots that can turn the masses into idiots.

i hope you realize iam only playing along, i don't really believe in illuminati

Don't worry, i know people on Funny junk have a brain (Most of them) so they wouldn't believe in that bullshit

Wait a sec. If you think it's a bullshit, why there are many illuminati symbol found in public place/objects, like Denver int. airport or USD money? do you even ever think what it's actually mean, other than organization symbol?
lets keep this talk short, i don't want to see arguments on shitload purple lines.

Who the fuck knows? some people may say the illuminati some others may even say homosexual British Socialists are running our banks and controling our music, my point was, If it was 'secret' why would they want to stand out like a white man in china? *pics somehow related*

Freemasons. They are a brotherhood. Not some evil organization, more like an intelligent intercontinental fraternity. Their members are consisted of powerful men and that is why buildings and cultural icons contain their symbols. They want to show their hand because that's what they do, they exercise power.

You can read about it in multiple published books. Even Fukkin wikipedia has a decent article. Don't just go by word of mouth, because there's always some idiot who thinks that they're tryna bring in the fourth reich or hide the secret of the flat earth.

although their music is stupid they still have a lot of influence with today's generation. (i'm not taking sides i'm just stating my opinion)

Maybe they want everybody to know about it, just so people will ask this question, and then know it is fake because they wouldn't want people to know about it.

Therefore it remains a secret due to everybody knowing about it, a paradox if you will.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if all this conspiracy theory stuff was just done by a secret organization dedicated to keeping conspiracy theorists busy?

That's terrifying.

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of course we planned it like that
it's time the masons come back into the light

Why's everybody gotta be suspicious of the free masons? They have lodges all over the place where I live and a few of my family members were in it. They seem like pretty nice people and from what I know they donate a lot to charity.

I couldn't find a relevant gif so here is ze Spy.

Can't we leave the Illuminati shit to the retards on /x/? Seriously, this, disinfo agents, terrorist plots during the olympics, and aliums have ruined /x/. Its utter bullshit.

"hold the fuck up nigga, there is some serious conspiracy shit going on"

does it sound like a serious comment to you?

**kernelstack rolled a random image posted in comment #74207 at MLP Friendly Board ** This nigga?

My God I love Boris Johnson! He was on Russell Howard's Good News, talking about how building the stadium would make more jobs for thousands of rhubarb makers.

Wait, did he actually play at the olympics?

I love Fatboy Slim

or just with a different opinion
you know, not everyone on the internet has the same opinion

Don't tell that to funnyjunk

That GIF made me lol more than the actual comment. Have a thumb.

Highlight of the olympics

russel brand did the beatles

jessie j ruined queen

Yes

on every level imaginable