How to survive the night shift. So I stumbled across this post on Facebook and thought you lovely people here at Funnyjunk may want to also learn how to survive
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How to survive the night shift

So I stumbled across this post on Facebook and thought you lovely people here at Funnyjunk may want to also learn how to survive the night shift.

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Ways to Survive the Night Shift:
Tall: to the pasta in an Italian accent.
Wonder ofthe pasta can understand your English.
Proceed to sing "That' s Amore" to the pasta.
Consider that "pasta" isn' t spelt much differently from "pasty".
Sing "That' s Amore" to a pasty and see f it reacts similarly to the pasta.
It does.
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#29 - superphil (08/16/2012) [-]
**superphil rolled a random image posted in comment #22959 at Music ** MFW pasty replies (captcha = 69)
#27 - paintballpatjas (08/13/2012) [-]
Ways I survived the night shift as a dishwasher.

>Sing the the same song chorus over and over in your head and hum the part of the lyrics you don't know
>Check the clock (1:45 AM)
>Pace back and forth relentlessly
>Contemplate the importance of your job
>Think of all the people you love(d) and hate(d) and think of what you would like to or should have said to them
>Plot ways to intercept the hot waitress on her way home and rape her
>Check the clock again (1:50 AM) and wonder if time will go faster if you don't check the clock every five minutes
>Secretly drink the cooking wine when nobody's around
>Think about how much longer you'll be there
>Convince yourself that minimum wage is okay because millions of people around the world have it worse than you
>Go to check the clock again but then don't because you think time will pass faster.
>Drown in your own inner rage
>Examine your uniform and realize you are disgusting and greasy and that this is the reason girls don't like you.
>Contemplate suicide
>Think about raping the hot waitress again
>Check the clock again (1:54 AM)
>Spiral down into an abyss of self loathing and misery
>Think about Columbine highschool and how you could break that record
>Wonder what the **** you're doing there
>Eat the random chocolate that's in a jar
>Dance uncontrollably and moonwalk on the greasy floor like Michael Jackson
>Check clock again (2:01 AM) FML
User avatar #19 - demandsgayversion ONLINE (08/13/2012) [-]
What's a pasty?
User avatar #30 to #19 - CochonDanseur (08/17/2012) [-]
Those tassels that strippers put on their *******
User avatar #31 to #30 - demandsgayversion ONLINE (08/17/2012) [-]
Not sure why you're in such an old post, but I lol'd regardless. More of a high pitched yelp of amusement. Still counts.
User avatar #32 to #31 - CochonDanseur (08/17/2012) [-]
oh, well you know how that random button goes...
User avatar #33 to #32 - demandsgayversion ONLINE (08/17/2012) [-]
There's a random button?
User avatar #34 to #33 - CochonDanseur (08/18/2012) [-]
ye...yeah? under the next arrow?
User avatar #35 to #34 - demandsgayversion ONLINE (08/18/2012) [-]
Oh wow, never saw that.
#18 - bdevils (08/13/2012) [-]
I know exactly how this feels. I work in a warehouse where I have nobody to talk to for probably 8 hours or more a day. I have found myself carrying on conversations with myself and at times even talking to some of the products. I've also caught myself singing rather loudly. It is safe to say that as soon as I catch myself doing any of that I have to stop and tell myself that I am not becoming insane.

I think I'm starting to become insane
User avatar #23 to #18 - supername (08/13/2012) [-]
Insane people usually don't know they are insane so if you are questioning yourself you are probably not.
#25 to #23 - bdevils (08/13/2012) [-]
well that is a definite relief.
well that is a definite relief.
User avatar #26 to #25 - supername (08/13/2012) [-]
good to hear it, Man.
#17 - victoryxgarden (08/13/2012) [-]
How to endure a soccer game?
How to endure a soccer game?
#16 - herpaderpaderpderp (08/13/2012) [-]
First time I have genuinely laughed on FJ in a while, ty pastaman
#28 to #16 - Dreadlord (08/14/2012) [-]
I'm glad you enjoyed tales of Dreadlord's facebook newsfeed :D
I'm glad you enjoyed tales of Dreadlord's facebook newsfeed :D
User avatar #13 - dzamie (08/13/2012) [-]
When an eel bites your thigh, and you cry and you cry, that's a moray...
#10 - sweateagle (08/13/2012) [-]
There are better things to do during a night shift.
#9 - edgeofshadows (08/13/2012) [-]
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PASTA
#20 to #9 - fantazayamaya (08/13/2012) [-]
mfw
mfw
#7 - anonymous (08/13/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #110 at Remembrall ** at night
#6 - ssggee (08/13/2012) [-]
**ssggee rolled a random image posted in comment #85870 at MLP Friendly Board **
User avatar #5 - bitchplzzz (08/13/2012) [-]
Heh?
#2 - hrumus (08/13/2012) [-]
I laughed so hard! xD
#4 to #2 - Dreadlord (08/13/2012) [-]
Glad you enjoyed it c:
Glad you enjoyed it c:
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