Oh Issac, you so silly.

That made me laugh so hard i'm going to Thumb every comment you've posted in the past week.

Thank you for sharing that was funny as hell

THE ASS WAS FAT

Holy shit I'm dying over here. It makes it even more hilarious since OP seems like he's serious.

i played the shit outta that game

Must be pretty good to get 98 out of 97 secrets.

That game is fucking scary

DAMN ISSAC, YOU SCARY

I swear to god, in these situations I genuinely feel sorry for him :(

Though the Satan fight is epic, especially the music to it.

The whole soundtrack is awesome!

Ture, true

The Binding of Isaac

I think /v/ hates this game.

Wait, no, stop.

I just went to Genesis 22:1 it DOESN'T say that. The word is 'tested', not tempted [ www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+22%3A1-19&version=NIV ].

Also in the old scripts it says "tento" which means tempt but the translation over time got it to be "tested" for some reason ..

http://drb.scripturetext.com/genesis/22.htm


This just proves the general contradictions in the bible where everything is rewritten every few years.

I just went through 32 translations, and thus present:
2 instances of 'tempted'
2 instances of 'tried'
1 instance of 'assayed'
27 instances of 'tested'

But beyond that, I did some research and found this:

"According to the Enhanced Strong’s Lexicon, the word "test" (NASB), "tempt" (KJV) is nacah. It means "1) to test, try, 2) to attempt, assay, try, 3) to test, try, prove, tempt." This is why the KJV translated it as "tempt" and NASB, NIV, NKJV, ESV, and RSV translate it as "test." Therefore, it was a test that God offered to Abraham, not a temptation to sin."
- carm.org/does-god-tempt-people

Furthermore, I'd like to point out that at no point did God ever give Abraham any sort of temptation, God instead gave him an order. In this context, 'test' is a better translation than 'tempt'.

If you'd like, you can have a look at the possible translations of the original word 'nacah': http://www.studylight.org/lex/heb/view.cgi?number=05254

Guise, what if
Guise listen
Guise what if bible is more like
Guise srsly
Guise what if biblie is more like a novel
Srsly guise
More like a novel rather than a rulebook
Guise listen
What if we aren't supposed to take everything seriously?

Take this.

He didn't tempt Abraham. He told him to kill his son to see if he was obedient, and then he stopped him before he could.
Tempting would be like, "If you kill your son may the blumpkins you receive be plentiful and moist"

I know it's not the only example, but there have been many arguments about the book of James being in the Bible. Its legit-itude is doubted (by more than people who doubt the whole Bible)

*ahem* Yeah, bitch?

hii

Errrr... Nice move you son of a b****

I'm your son.

that was the joke...
*ba-dum tsssss*

I rage so hard at that game. The STUPIDEST little things kill me. Like a fly or a tiny shot...
It's still a very fun game.

pic unrelated

ass as in donkey, right?

yeah

Add a few "thy"'s and some "Death by stoning" or something, and you're bound to find a verse for it. So, meh.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ass; nor shalt thou calleth it engorged with fleshy material;
Both are offenses punishable by thy stoning until death.
Good enough?

But isn't calling someone's animal fat a compliment?

back then, breathing without thy permit was an offence punishable by stoning

Satan, you mean

a fan of ed, you are

Correct, you are

Accurate.

Holy ass it is.


Fukken saved.

Same. Still, it would explain a bit as to why God would do it in the first place, other than just testing Abe's faith.

mission accomplished, right?

me too bro... meee tooo


(OMONOMNOMOOMONOMOOMONMONMOM)

Same
enjoy this instead.