What's her name ?

She has no tits AT ALL

I waited 3 minutes to see if it was a gif. Anyways, here's the gif.

Here's her full warm-up for anyone who wants it.

Fuck yeah 'straya.

The gifs of her are even better

have some sauce vimeo.com/45784191

not if you fap enough

2-3 hours a day enough?

I could probably kill someone with a left hook by now.

probably not. shoot for 5

but my penis

it hurts

you never know when you might have to endure hours upon hours of vigorous sex. best to be prepared.

The problem is I get too rough on myself. Unless she's a biter, I don't think my dick is going to feel (only way i can describe it) bruised.

word to the wise: ton't jerk off with a dry sock.

why would you try to do that in the first place?

>no mess
>no lube required
>hand doesn't smell like dick for the next 3 days

That's what happens when you only watch every other scene from american pie. And like all my fapping habits, once I started I can't stop.

but......... ow!!!!

I guess you could say I've been fapping on hardmode.

this whole conversation

*look back at conversation*
*look at thumbs*
Funnyjunk is really interested in my fap routines.

**funkayjunkay rolled a random image posted in comment #476582 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** I see a seven book series which chronicles your tales of self pleasure. Go forth and spread thy wisdom.

relevant image is relevant

Well you are left-handed so that must be an interesting fap routine, especially because the left hand is my stranger. FapJizz must really be interested in your routines.

if you're uncircumcised it doesn't hurt.

put a rubber glove inbetween two sponges, putting the sponges in a cup, roll the part of the glove that sticks out over the top, apply lube, fap away.

I was never here

Use a wet sock instead?

As much sense as this seems to make, as a frequent fapper, heed my warning:

Do NOT fap every day for too long. Doctors say it's healthy, it's not. Eventually you won't be able to sustain a strong, durable erection and it will merely be a weak, short-lived one without some time of abstinence from yourself. By fapping 24/7, you'll be in the heat of the moment and your soldier won't even be able to stand at attention without slumping and reverting back to normal within a minute. If you want to be healthier and better off, just make it every three days or something. It feels better, is better for you, and you get better at controlling yourself.

The more you know jpg.

what if you get sentenced to death by snoo snoo? you'll have to build up your dick endurance.

Dude

If someone could tell me the source

Deadman Wonderland. I will only say this once; heed me if you chose.

Beware. That is all.

Best anime that has ever existed, imo.

the mangas better, mate

Deadman Wonderland

Your name c:

F---Father...?

I am

Shut up, Draven.

You just jealous because you don't get chicks.

Definitely Tits McGee, also did you know Garn and Lux are having some crazy incest sex?

not sure if gusta

Garen*

Damn straight I am.

Allison Stroke?

Poley Showlegs