dont you hate this?

Don' t you just hate it when
you drink a shit load of
water and you need to piss
really bad.
So you try to get a hardman
so you can stop the piss at
least for a time.
But your parents walk in
the room while you have a
huge boner in your pants.
So you hold the cat up to
your dick to stop them
from seeing.
But your cat claws your
zipper and your pants fall
down.
you start freakn' out.
You begin to piss through
your boner and it burns like
hell.
The piss goes all over your
parents and the cat.
You call for your brother so
he can stop your boner-
pissing.
He walks in and starts
violently shitting himself
unable to cope with the
stress ofthe situation.
Then you realize your
brother is a bear and he
starts mauling your
parents.
You start shitting as well
and get the carpet covered
in shit
Your sister hears all this and
decides to see what the
fuck is happening.
She walks in the room.
Gets on the floor.
Everyone walks the
dinosaur.